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i do have a huge cock, though, so i guess that's something

xpost: no! i am tired and bloated and want ice cream

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

"Why must I fall in love with any girl who pays the slightest amount of attention to me?"

― ModJ (ModJ), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

ModJ is doing pretty well on this thread

My local coffee shop girl is like the proto-jess girl. And she's hot. and from Idaho!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 16 April 2004 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)

funk funk funy funk. i am a drunken fool wishing jess good luck in all of his endevours. yo if you want to turn on a coffeeshop person order espresso straight. milk is for wimps. tips are not a suggestion but rather rent.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

yo if you want to turn on a coffeeshop person order espresso straight. milk is for wimps.

he's drunk but he's right!

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:12 (twenty-two years ago)

aaron is more coherent drunk than i am at any time on this thread

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:13 (twenty-two years ago)

p.s. i marked my territory tonight

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

you do realise if a relationship develops she's going to find out about ILX eventually..

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

i am figuring out how to navigate having completely thrown away my morals first

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

now why would you say a thing like that?

x-post

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:16 (twenty-two years ago)

first time in six months, and you'd think i felt something other than suicidal.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:18 (twenty-two years ago)

zuh? buh?

OH MY GOD

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

i would love to say that i am always right but really i am always drunk.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

i think i need to go into hiding for a while

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:20 (twenty-two years ago)

hommo seedington

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

876 posts, and nothin but cats

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"i have made it with a woman. inform the men."

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:22 (twenty-two years ago)

seriously, this is how it works. one week. then like, two years.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm gonna drop the boys back off at the dry cleaners tomorrow to be put back in storage.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/FrameGrabs/1ACV04/Grabs/pic00271.jpg

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i think you need to get into building dioramas.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:25 (twenty-two years ago)

dohh

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 April 2004 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't believe I didn't pay attention to this thread for a week 'cause I thought it was about alternative spellings of the word "girls"! It is great.

Between this and Gear's thread it is clear that love's in the air.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 16 April 2004 07:28 (twenty-two years ago)

love's in the air.

is that what that is?

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 April 2004 07:29 (twenty-two years ago)

i dont think this thread is great. i think its sad and depressing.

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Friday, 16 April 2004 07:31 (twenty-two years ago)

chaki otm

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 16 April 2004 07:34 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry, that "marking my territory" comment seems overly nasty, but really it just feels like a reaction to the whole situation, and the caricaturing of it on this thread, which i have been an equally guilty party to. this girl, who i have "known" for six months now, who i have spent those six months seeing every day, once a day, who i have talked to, cracked jokes with, "flirted" with, or otherwise just stared at longingly...i finally worked up the nerve to say something to her, to do something impulsive for once in my life on the odd chance it would turn out good...and all this crazy, horrible bullshit comes of it. and i'm not just talking about the "keeeeeerazy" aspects like being kneed in the nuts or whatever. i'm talking about it turning out that she's as great as i figured out slowly over those six months and she has a fucking BOYFRIEND and not just the frustration of her having a boyfriend which would pass but the fact that she's going to pull the mealy mouthed "i dont know if i'm still in love with him" routine and the fact that *I* would bother even getting caught up in it out of desperation or whatever but then that i would be so foolish as to even entertain the idea that being the "interloper" in this situation would be a GOOD idea, at a moment where i cant even really deal with a girlfriend, and THEN that i would go out tonight and sleep with her out of any combination of the above. it's not that i regret it (as i generally live under a "i regret nothing!" rule of thumb), but i made a promise to myself, ages ago, when i was hurt very badly by a girl who decided it would be better to suck off a co-worker behind the fridge at work rather than end our relationship which had long since dissolved into acrimony, that i would never "do that", that i would never be either of the parties who would engender that situation. and i broke that promise and i'm deeply disappointed in myself. and, to a lesser extent, in her. and i have very little respect for anyone in this situation, right now, except for the poor schlub on the other end of this little bizarre love triangle, whom i pray i will never meet lest i perform some form of emotional seppuku in front of him to atone. not that i think this rates with making up W.M.D.'s or cancelling lance link secret chimp as far as crimes against humanity go, but i feel a very basic level of disappointment with the whole situation, really. and you guys can sit there and tell me how it's alright because i'm strongo and other dude is chumpy who doesn't post to ile, but it's not okay and i'm sorry to rain on everyone's funny parade here and you're all more than welcome to continue talking about bubblegum music or the yeah yeah yeahs or my job or the price of snow patrol in guam. but i think i need to lay low for a while until this is all sorted out. so if you don't seem me around for a couple days or a week, that's why.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 April 2004 07:55 (twenty-two years ago)

strongo, email me when you get the chance, ok?

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 16 April 2004 08:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i feel a bit bad now :(

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 April 2004 08:29 (twenty-two years ago)

that's what we are
we all want a love bizarre

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 16 April 2004 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Yr single, you really should just be disappointed in her. Also I'm kinda thinking the gay guy might know the boyfriend, just to be helpful

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 16 April 2004 09:22 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm, i wouldn't be disappointed in her. it might be fair enough to not trust her but it seems a little hypocritical to be disappointed in her. also i can't say i wouldn't do what jess did, in fact i know damn well i would.. and probably completely without guilt

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 16 April 2004 09:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Me too. I doubt I could do what she did, though.

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 16 April 2004 09:28 (twenty-two years ago)

ModJ is doing pretty well on this thread

*preens*

― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't add anything useful to Strongo's post, so I'll just say that last night I saw Rebirth Brass Band again, one of my favorite bands in the world, and danced next to a perfectly chubby girl most of the night, and thought, "I wonder if Jess would appreciate her as much as I do."

(a great night except the band was tired, she wasn't actually directly dancing with me [but it's all academic anyway since I have a girlfriend], and I woke up hungover and dragged myself to work)

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 16 April 2004 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

2 years, barima? try FOUR. amateurs, feh.

Four stretches into the realms of the truly insane.

On that note, I called her last week. FROM MY BOSS'S PHONE IN FUCKING GHANA WHERE I'LL BE FOR FRIGGIN' AGES (or, if I'm lucky, less than 2 weeks). And we flirted a lot (I think). And it's fucking mind-screwing and this is why Jess has had my sympathies all the way through (the Strongo Love post borne out of my warped sense of humour notwithstanding*).

*I was gonna quote 2 of my fave Beastie Boys lines about girls with boyfriends and girls with big round butts, but knowing Jess is now hurt changes that.

― Barima (Barima), Friday, 16 April 2004 13:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess, I'm sorry we haven't always got on. Take care chum and don't stay away too long.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 16 April 2004 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Something about the same, esp the last bit.

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 16 April 2004 13:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I hope you returns as a better, happier and taken* man.

*You said she's really great and I think it would be the best thing to come out of it - rather a dumped boyfriend (if she honestly isn't happy) than walking away from it all wishing none of it ever happened.

― Barima (Barima), Friday, 16 April 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't encourage him.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 April 2004 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

best wishes strongo.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 16 April 2004 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

likewise

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 16 April 2004 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatever happens, I hope things work out for you Jess.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Hear hear.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i hope you feel better too, jess. but your last post is totally condecending.

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, what a dramatic turn of events. Jess, don't let yourself get too down. Best of luck, man.

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:49 (twenty-two years ago)

but your last post is totally condecending.

I don't know, I thought it was a pretty rational summation of things.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

your last post is totally condecending.

In the very least I was glad to see that, when "the deed" actually got done, there was no gloating.

Not that I expected Jess to post along those lines, but still...

― martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 16 April 2004 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know, I thought it was a pretty rational summation of things.

YAH UP UNTIL THE "YOU GUYS CAN KEEP POSTING ABOUT (THINGS JESS THINKS ARE STUPID TO POST ABOUT)" PART. WOW THANKS FOR THE PERMISSION TO WRITE WHATEVER I WANT ON ILX DUDE SORRY ABOUT YOURE SITUATION BUT YOU GOT SOME POON AND BTW ITS POST IN ALL CAPS DAY TODAY. HELP ME ANNOY EVERYONE, THANKS!

― Pablo Cruise (chaki), Friday, 16 April 2004 16:01 (twenty-two years ago)

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