“I take my responsibilities seriously. I did not lie” - UK politics June 23 on

the British left when the Legacy Bill passes ensuring their soldiers are immune from prosecution for crimes in Ireland: Shaquille O'Neal fast asleep meme

British left when it's time to defend dogs attacking children: Shaq wide awake, eyes glowing, REAL SHIT

— Brian Davey (@b_davey) September 10, 2023

Don't think it's to appease Duffield, a bitter sidelined no mark, so much as Mid England en masse.

“I don’t think it will make up for the pain I suffered at the time.”

Alfie Meadows - who was struck in the head with a police baton thirteen years ago during a protest - explains how he feels after receiving a six-figure compensation package from the Metropolitan Police. pic.twitter.com/xo0dQaZhoh

— Channel 4 News (@Channel4News) September 15, 2023

Does feel like the pigs are paying a lot of people off in an attempt to clean up.

Truss seems to be launching a campaign to push Tory economic policy to the ultra-right, and i strongly suspect this is happening at the behest of at least some section of the government

i.e. she's acting as a herald for what Sunak wants, or she's fronting for another internal coup

Latter I would say.

Insane how a 40 day failure isn't shutting her up.

Families and businesses are being squeezed under the highest tax burden since the Second World War. Cutting taxes would put more money in people's pockets. #IfGTruss pic.twitter.com/CiFryAFQCq

— Liz Truss (@trussliz) September 18, 2023

thinking about thos high-net-worth individuals

this is why it feels like it's not *just* a personal hobbyhorse. i get strong vibes that she represents interests

Great strategy so far - just say the exact same shit as you did before becoming PM after all it worked that time.

"As Conservatives we must make the case for less government intervention"

"There should be no official recognition of social transitioning for under-18s and single sex spaces should be protected in schools. The Government should issue guidance to schools urgently to make this clear."

ah yes companies are relocating because of high tax and not because of brexit or nuffink

well i'm relocating because of the lack of protected single sex spaces in my workplace. i've HAD IT!

speaking of brexit, starmer is going to rescue us from the soylent green factories of sunak's broken britain:

Sir Keir Starmer has promised to seek a major rewrite of Britain’s Brexit deal in 2025 if the Labour party wins the next general election, saying he owes it to his children to rebuild relations with the EU.

Starmer told the Financial Times that he would put a closer trading relationship with Brussels and a new partnership with business at the heart of his efforts to bolster Britain’s economic growth.

Britain’s Trade and Cooperation Agreement with the EU, negotiated by former prime minister Boris Johnson, is due for review in 2025 and Starmer said he saw this as an “important” moment to reset relations.

“Almost everyone recognises the deal Johnson struck is not a good deal — it’s far too thin,” he said in an interview. “As we go into 2025 we will attempt to get a much better deal for the UK.”

he also goes on to say:

But Starmer said: “We have to make it work. That’s not a question of going back in. But I refuse to accept that we can’t make it work. I think about those future generations when I say that.

“I say that as a dad. I’ve got a 15-year-old boy and a 12-year-old girl. I’m not going to let them grow up in a world where all I’ve got to say to them about their future is, it’s going to be worse than it might otherwise have been. I’ve got an utter determination to make this work.”

speaking as a dad, your environment polices are going to ensure my daughter's future is short and miserable you fucking cunt

this is why it feels like it's not *just* a personal hobbyhorse. i get strong vibes that she represents interests

― whatever happened to gravy brain? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 18 September 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Not sure really. She does represent interests and they backed a winner that turned into a loss in 40 days.

No idea why anyone would back her now.

her failure only proves the value of her radical ideas, which were so frightening to woke banks and financiers that they conspired to dethrone her before she could usher in a low-tax, low-regulation paradise

add your own (((meaningful parathenses))) around 'woke banks and financiers' there as you see fit

Yes, she can pull the old Russell Brand switcheroo.

The Blob got her.

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tag yourself

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Her book's called 'Ten Years To Save The Whit-I mean, West'. Don't threaten us with a good time etc.

Members of the government were in fairly short supply at Truss's speech earlier - David Frost was about it, and he's not been in cabinet since they wound up DExEU. A few years ago you'd see cabinet members popup to any old coup, but either Sunak has a tighter grip on them or no-one really fancies the idea of accidentally getting into office just in time for a wipeout. I think occam's razor says that the traits that got her into this are the same ones that means she can't read the room. She's got a book out and Tory party conference is coming up - see if anyone gives her the time of day after that.

Really sad.

Private affluence, public squalor. Britain is becoming an ever more privatised, unequal, and impoverished country with crumbling and disappearing infrastructure and a shrunken culture and public realm—all so that the super rich can engage in dull lives of acquisitive banality. https://t.co/yCiL88fSzS

— Joe Guinan (@joecguinan) September 18, 2023

Compensations paid, now this.

It's hard to overstate the significance of a police officer being charged with murder for a killing they committed on duty. Look at the notes at the end of this press release for details of how rare it is.https://t.co/LArVKFtiOj

— Dave (@MediocreDave) September 20, 2023

Good stuff

The president of Guyana swats away Richard Madeleys stupid question #GMB pic.twitter.com/dPCOukB702

— Saul Staniforth (@SaulStaniforth) September 20, 2023

LOL @ Madeley trying desperately to keep up with the right wing arsehole zeitgeist.

Really funny attempts at a Paxman impression.

My God, this Sunak statement on Net Zero is utter garbage. And all because they didn't lose the Uxbridge by-election! UK = comedy country.

kicking the can up the street again, proper leadership that

What he actually said was that he was putting the long term interests of the country before short term politics - which is the exact opposite of what he's doing! It's completely absurd.

looking forward to the next general election being a bidding war for the votes of the nastiest, most short-sighted and ill-informed voters in the country

nah, those are all on the commons benches already afaict

I think only the last of these is actual national government policy right now? https://t.co/TQkEFlSKmJ

— Pippa Crerar (@PippaCrerar) September 20, 2023

...and you probably don't need reminding that the last one will create thousands of jobs, grants can be given to those less able to afford it, and it'll actually save people money in the longterm and keep poorer families warmer

honestly can't wait for this prick to die in a plane crash

Just missing 'or whatever it is now and the bins must only be male or female we will check' after 'seven different bins'

lol i hadn't even read that Sunak tweet until you said that

amazing stuff

I wish I had seven different bins to sort my rubbish into tbh.

First I've heard of the compulsory car sharing, good policy though! Expect Labour to denounce it forthwith, even though it doesn't exist.

I used to have a glass bin collection (well to be more accurate it was a box), it was great until the LA cut it because otherwise they'd have to close 4 disability centres ... tough decisions etc.. fuck all these people.

Lads I need the car tomorrow OK? Good.

This will be go down really well if there is the south east/west floods in the next year.

The way the rain is coming down at the moment those floods might arrive sooner than you think.

the thought did cross my mind that the miserable pissy rain might've had something to do with the timimg of this statement

All of this is so fucking evil

I lie awake literally every night worrying about the planet my kids are going to grow up on and then shit like this happens.

The way the rain is coming down at the moment those floods might arrive sooner than you think.

― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Wednesday, 20 September 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Imagine the lack of investment in infrastructure and a climate event combining to decimate SE England and crashing house prices?

It's all such extremely short-termist, penny-wise pound-foolish stuff, utterly transparent to anyone

Some of this could ostensibly be rowed back by a different government but pushing 100% EV sales back to 2035 probably could not be; you can't tell global car makers one date, then give them 5 years' breathing room, and then pull it back up to the original date

xpost I live in Stratford near the marshes so I'll be one of the first images on the 10 'clock news, waving down a helicopter from my roof

They're so convinced that this is what the general hard working family public want too. Not exactly sure why. It's probably going to please the hardcore Tory headbangers in 5ge electorate but they're not going to win them an election