Maybe he should have finished the series.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 5 September 2023 18:36 (one year ago) link
i am enjoying this season, although egwene is approaching michael burnham levels of weepiness
the music is still awful, of course
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 September 2023 12:18 (one year ago) link
i like jimbeaux's consistency I just finished book #10 of Robert Jordan's stupid series.
― 龜, Friday, 8 September 2023 12:29 (one year ago) link
Pretty sure Graendal killed Asmodean but it was so ambiguously written as to be an unintentional mystery for years
― ian, Friday, 8 September 2023 13:01 (one year ago) link
no spoilers!
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 8 September 2023 13:28 (one year ago) link
Oh brother
― ian, Friday, 8 September 2023 15:08 (one year ago) link
*tugs braid*
― 龜, Friday, 8 September 2023 15:47 (one year ago) link
I wish it were consistency and not just inattention lol
Seriously, that's just the most prominent example of Jordan's careless storytelling.
I had an interesting conversation yesterday with my daughter about this series. She finished the whole thing. She thinks it's more a meta-fantasy or a sort of bricolage of various ideas and tropes than it is anything resembling a consistent narrative. Which is . . . giving it too much credit, I think. She is a pretty demanding reader, too; she called A Song of Ice and Fire "a hot mess."
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 8 September 2023 18:53 (one year ago) link
pashmina i think in one of the threads put in a good argument for the first two books- possible mainly the second book - throwing in a lot of tropes but doing them very well
after book six is runs into "im due to finish but this is actually getting bigger" in real time writing to eagerly anticipated deadline but id say theres still amazing payoff sequences in each book after bar maybe one
definitely he writes too much to be able to control or tie off past that point, i mean theres an entire sea folk brought in that arent worth shite once he realised ah fuck these are just a wet aiel arent they
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 8 September 2023 19:03 (one year ago) link
these are just a wet aiel
lol
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 September 2023 19:05 (one year ago) link
I thought The Malazan Book of the Fallen was a good example of doing a huge, sprawling fantasy series right, although as I said upthread the final book even in that series was something of a misfire.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 8 September 2023 19:38 (one year ago) link
theres an entire sea folk brought in
Which supports my daughter's reading, I think. It's as though he thought to himself, "Oh, shit, every grand fantasy series needs a sea folk!"
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 8 September 2023 19:42 (one year ago) link
Malazan had interesting characters and a sense of humour. WoT has probably a thousand pages of Rand/Perrin/Mat wishing they understood women like Perrin/Mat/Rand does xp
― groovypanda, Friday, 8 September 2023 20:11 (one year ago) link
jimbeaux's daughter otm
i haven't touched these in a while but from my unposted (because it was supposed to say good things too) ilx posts dir:
he is just bewilderingly hit-or-miss with names. everybody knows the defining feature of the ur-text is how rooted it is in its invented languages, how the whole world is built up from them. this series is rooted in other things (geography, historical vertigo) so fair enough imo that it doesn't try, that all of its character names and all of its italicized inventions are the obvious result of jordan sitting back for thirty seconds like, hmmmmm. and fair enough that everyone in the world, including the nomadic desert people, and the people who migrated west two thousand years ago, all speak english, sprinkled with a dozen special nouns per continental plate. but my god do you have to be creating sindarin to be able to make a pass and put "mountain of dhoom" and "galadedrid damodred" aside while holding onto "bayle domon" and (my girlfriend) "siuan sanche" (pronounced like swan)? i'll accept "trollocs" because it's funny. but fuck forever the dark triad of egwene/elayne/elaida. took me three books to get used to that. here's a paragraph from the aftermath of a battle that had me genuinely gasping for breath-- the way it builds:
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People were streaming out of Emond's Field, Bran limping and using his spear for a staff, Marin smiling with an arm around him, Daise being hugged by her husband, Wit, and Gaul and Chiad hand in hand with their veils down. Loial's ears drooped wearily, and Tam had blood on his face, and Flann Lewin was standing only with the help of his wife, Adine; there was blood on nearly everyone, and hasty bandages. But they came out in a widening throng, Elam and Dav, Ewin and Aram, Eward Candwin and Buel Dowtry, Hu and Tad the stablemen from the Winespring Inn, Ban and Tell and the Companions riding with that banner still.
elam, ewin, and eward in one sentence! and all of them extras! imagined a whole parallel 15-book series where these boys (+ poss hu and tad the stablemen) all train as wizards and have late-night dorm conversations where you are constantly having to go back a page to confirm confused suspicions that it was ewin talking this whole time, not eward.
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 8 September 2023 20:21 (one year ago) link
i like em tho
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 8 September 2023 20:24 (one year ago) link
lol at how he insisted on naming all the horses
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 September 2023 20:28 (one year ago) link
ah fuck these are just a wet aiel arent they
wet aiel is actually an indie band from the isle of wight
― 龜, Friday, 8 September 2023 20:31 (one year ago) link
as katie holmes says in wonder boys, at times it's very detailed
― difficult listening hour, Friday, 8 September 2023 20:32 (one year ago) link
whatever else happens, rosamund pike is perfect as moiraine
not looking forward to egwene's debasement but totally looking forward to her revenge
is mat even in this series
― mookieproof, Saturday, 16 September 2023 06:17 (one year ago) link
have to nix the malazan
i like the flow i like the anbition but once you realize hes stonedly writing it based on a tabletop card game it dies
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 September 2023 07:26 (one year ago) link
yerman grimdark with the relentless misery that was good but
judge me or not i dont care
his not numbering the books made me get lost
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 September 2023 07:27 (one year ago) link
started the malazan once but bailed when it seemed like i needed to know the names and/or numbers of certain military groups
― mookieproof, Saturday, 16 September 2023 09:38 (one year ago) link
yeah lads i cant sing the twelve days of christmas pls have mercy
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 September 2023 10:24 (one year ago) link
Incidentally, the whole Malazan on ebook is pay what you want right now
https://www.humblebundle.com/books/steven-eriksons-malazan-book-fallen-tor-publishing-group-books
I could not finish book 1 last time I tried, and now I don't think I'll ever have time.
― jmm, Saturday, 16 September 2023 11:15 (one year ago) link
i worked up through maybe five or seven last winter and enjoyed myself grwatly but one night i got halfway through a third miraculous ascension or avoidance of certain universe ending disaster in ten mins and put it down for the night and well that was that for this pass
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 September 2023 12:27 (one year ago) link
basically for all the justifiable criticisms of jordan, apart from tolkien nobody has offered me a satisfying scale of similar fantasy that doesnt fail at one hurdle or the other and none of them would hold me for the 13 books this one did nor have me go back to them for a lazy afternoons random hour
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 16 September 2023 12:29 (one year ago) link
I dunno, I got as far as Winter's Heart, which I tried twice at and (figuratively) threw against the wall both times. So it's not as though I didn't give it a go, but I mean, I understand the man was ill, but fuck it, I don't have that many years left on this earth, you know?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 16 September 2023 15:33 (one year ago) link
Well we're halfway through the second season now and I appreciated how this episode ended with Lanfear living her best rich-goth-at-Burning-Man fantasy.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 16 September 2023 20:15 (one year ago) link
how many lights do you see, egwene?
― mookieproof, Saturday, 23 September 2023 11:49 (eleven months ago) link
Very much the comparison I was thinking!
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 September 2023 13:49 (eleven months ago) link
it's been a billion years sine I read the books, but I appreciate the way this season has condensed and rearranged things - you can see they're trying to keep the plot coherent. I think it's been better than the first season for sure.
― ian, Saturday, 23 September 2023 17:50 (eleven months ago) link
Yeah this season was much better. Finale has some great moments and Moghedien was perfect. Definitely bringing the creepy Bjork energy. Looking forward to seeing more Forsaken next season
― groovypanda, Friday, 6 October 2023 07:53 (eleven months ago) link
wow mat must have tied the dagger to that staff *really* tight
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 October 2023 07:58 (eleven months ago) link
oh fuc
Roffle. That DID cross my mind.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 October 2023 19:09 (eleven months ago) link
Big ol' interview with Judkins, spoilers obv
https://www.tor.com/2023/10/06/the-wheel-of-time-showrunner-rafe-judkins-talks-season-2-finale-among-other-things/
Plus a pre-SAG strike chat with Pike and Henney looking a bit ahead to Season 3
https://www.thewrap.com/wheel-of-time-season-3-filming-rosamund-pike-daniel-henney-interview/
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 October 2023 23:28 (eleven months ago) link
i'm not bothered either way, but have we completely jettisoned thom merrilin? i mean there are *so* many characters, so it makes sense to dump any they lack the time to do justice to
this is not something i feel like i normally notice, but the outfits this season were *amazing*. although that one headpiece lanfear was wearing in the dream world was a bit much
― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 October 2023 00:55 (eleven months ago) link
i'm apparently the last person in the world to notice this, but the books' maps of tar valon are . . . suggestive
kinda feel like it's a really bad joek but dude obviously deserves no leeway whatsoever
― mookieproof, Monday, 9 October 2023 05:27 (eleven months ago) link
80% of men cannot locate Northarbor
― The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 October 2023 11:32 (eleven months ago) link
Not the last lol
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 9 October 2023 20:23 (eleven months ago) link
wow that completely flew over my 11 year-old head
― 龜, Monday, 9 October 2023 20:26 (eleven months ago) link
there's even a bad tshirt https://shopwheeloftime.com/products/tar-valon-harbor-master-1
― 龜, Monday, 9 October 2023 20:30 (eleven months ago) link
uhmmmm that shirt is incredible. Also can't say I ever noticed the gynecological implications of Tar Valon.
― ian, Monday, 9 October 2023 20:34 (eleven months ago) link
Another showrunner interview
https://www.vulture.com/article/wheel-of-time-season-2-showrunner-explains-adaptation-choices.html
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 9 October 2023 22:37 (eleven months ago) link
Is anyone enjoying the show who has not read the books?
I watched the first season and didn't really like it much. By the time the second season came out I had mostly forgotten what happened in S1. The season recap didn't really help much, nor did the first episode of S2. Other than the fact that two of the young women are having difficulty training at Hogwarts and the one main lady and her helper are having relationship issues because she lost her magic, I couldn't really grasp what was going on or what the larger point of the show was. I haven't continued past that first episode of S2.
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 9 October 2023 23:02 (eleven months ago) link
My wife has not read the books but likes the show, thinks season 2 is a marked improvement on season 1.Another friend liked the first season enough to start reading the books.
― ian, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 22:56 (eleven months ago) link
i haven’t read the books & like it well enough! though I keep forgetting to watch it & the longer i leave it the less i understand what’s going on lol
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 23:01 (eleven months ago) link
you should read the books and moan in the threads about the books imo
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 23:04 (eleven months ago) link
i bought the books for mr veg but there’s too many lol i rarely can ever commit to a series! lord of the rings & like, feist’s magician series are about the only ones i ever saw through to the end
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 October 2023 23:15 (eleven months ago) link
Wait like ALL of the Feist books?? Like when we’re talking about like Arutha’s kids and shit? I loved original core trilogy when I was a youth but couldn’t get into the later books.
― ian, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 23:56 (eleven months ago) link