Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

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i feel like "technical area" is a misnomer for any space occupied by Sean Dyche

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 September 2023 12:44 (two years ago)

Pickford has made absolutely ridiculous point-blank saves tipped onto the post two games running tbf

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 2 September 2023 13:32 (two years ago)

Akanji stood in an offside position and jumps over the ball. But the goal is given.

Be shocked if Marco Silva doesn't have another yellow card over this one.

VAR refs making it up as they see fit for whoever they want. #MCIFUL pic.twitter.com/agSkZPL9Uq

— Ginger Tonali (@GingerPirlo_) September 2, 2023

Number None, Saturday, 2 September 2023 15:30 (two years ago)

spurs making it look very simple indeed this second half

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 September 2023 15:33 (two years ago)

Chelsea struggling to cope with moneybags Forest

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 September 2023 15:40 (two years ago)

with all the players in and out, its not an ideal scenario to bring in a manager who hasnt any experience of the epl is it

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 September 2023 15:47 (two years ago)

they may need to strengthen the squad

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 September 2023 15:49 (two years ago)

Get Involved

#bbcfootball, text 81111 (UK only - standard rates apply) or WhatsApp 03301231826

John: Yeah so Chelsea might be losing at home to Forest, but if you amortise goals conceded over the next 8 years then actually they're top of the table...

I'm sure this has been adoing the rounds on Twitter or whatever but this is p funny for #getinvolved

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 2 September 2023 15:56 (two years ago)

Villa beat Burnley 5-2 at Villa Park once under Martin O'Neill when I had a season ticket. It felt kinda weird

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 2 September 2023 15:57 (two years ago)

lol fuck you Chelsea

Number None, Saturday, 2 September 2023 16:02 (two years ago)

Omfg at the Pickford own goal

Neanderthal, Saturday, 2 September 2023 16:32 (two years ago)

Evan Ferguson ✓

Number None, Saturday, 2 September 2023 17:57 (two years ago)

add another tick

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 September 2023 17:59 (two years ago)

A cursory Google suggests this is the first time there have been three premier league hat tricks on the same day since Yeboah, Shearer and Fowler in 1995

Also, hahahah

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 2 September 2023 18:11 (two years ago)

yeah howe's getting sacked isn't he?

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 2 September 2023 18:31 (two years ago)

can he sing this song

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 September 2023 20:02 (two years ago)

O'Neil has got a nemesis

New meme unlocked- Salernitana sporting director Morgan De Sanctis sends a message in English to the Wolverhampton manager for trying to convince Dia to join yesterday pic.twitter.com/6ZrRs3ksGy

— Francesco (@FRANCESCalciO_) September 2, 2023

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 2 September 2023 20:47 (two years ago)

incredibly generous of Palace to decline the free goal we offered them

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 13:18 (two years ago)

pretty sure Cunha just made the same penile analogy with Dawson as I did

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 13:45 (two years ago)

just daydreaming about being 90 and still waiting for Wolves to have a striker

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 13:46 (two years ago)

I just turned it on.

Lol.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:15 (two years ago)

fucks sake that's what happens when you've got one

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:16 (two years ago)

Just wild to me that basically the Jimenez horror injury essentially began the drought and no coach has been able to solve it.

They weren't exactly Man City in 2019-2020 but 51 goals is better than...this

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:19 (two years ago)

Raul looked a fair bit sharper in the Fulham highlights yesterday too

But the malaise looks deeper than one player tbh. We look like we're probably not gonna go down but are always on the verge of a relegation run

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:23 (two years ago)

GET IN THERE

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:24 (two years ago)

OMFG how much do I love Hwang

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:24 (two years ago)

Off the shoulder goals vmic

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:25 (two years ago)

Head and shoulders knees and goals

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:26 (two years ago)

Can't remember seeing him score with a clean hit but he's always in the spot

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:28 (two years ago)

fucking Rob Jones must be getting his ULEZ paid for the next 10 years or something

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:35 (two years ago)

1 v 3 and he scores.

Hell of a flick but the ways we concede this year are maddening

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:38 (two years ago)

yes, absolutely shoddy bullshit

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:39 (two years ago)

just absolutely no guts to this Wolves team

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:41 (two years ago)

There's nobody assuming the leadership role at all

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:43 (two years ago)

and there it is

quite a Palacey performance, just kept in it until our touch and effort has got lazy and now look capable of picking us off at will

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:44 (two years ago)

Kalajdzic calmly demonstrating why he starts in front of Fabio as soon as he's match fit

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 September 2023 14:56 (two years ago)

That's the shred of hope I'm clinging to

Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 15:00 (two years ago)

why was havertz not booked for that exhibition lol

imago, Sunday, 3 September 2023 16:54 (two years ago)

cunts cunts cunts

(no way was that Garnacho goal offside)

Number None, Sunday, 3 September 2023 17:33 (two years ago)

otm a totally bullshit call- amidst imo a very decent ref/var performance besides in that second half

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 September 2023 17:43 (two years ago)

apart from not actually booking havertz as stated

imago, Sunday, 3 September 2023 17:46 (two years ago)

wasnt a clear dive either

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 September 2023 18:01 (two years ago)

thought garnacho was offside when I watched it initially but the replay made him look onside lol. arsenal first goal was lovely. what colour was utds kit? couldn't tell if it was green or black.

oh and the glazers deciding not to sell utd after all is such in character trolling of the fan base

oscar bravo, Sunday, 3 September 2023 19:21 (two years ago)

green and white (cos the club is shite)

Number None, Sunday, 3 September 2023 19:25 (two years ago)

I really don’t understand the commentary on motd/ten hag’s comments. Gabriel gets pulled to the ground… and that is a foul BY him?

sell cigs to kids (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 3 September 2023 21:56 (two years ago)

nah hes obstructing but its never enough for the goal to be overturned

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 3 September 2023 22:02 (two years ago)

exactly

oscar bravo, Monday, 4 September 2023 07:45 (two years ago)

no complaints on the Arsenal goal. This should have been a pen though

Crazy 😂 pic.twitter.com/8AUPT3adhA

— UtdPlug (@UtdPlug) September 4, 2023

Didn't even get a replay

Number None, Monday, 4 September 2023 08:33 (two years ago)

which was that, blocked for me

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 4 September 2023 11:29 (two years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLS57JFGio8

Number None, Monday, 4 September 2023 12:35 (two years ago)


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