Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

Angling for money?

Termination of contract would have been the only decent move but I can't say I expect clubs to make decent moves

no i mean i know im asking rhetorically ofc

i just think from a purely cynical PR point of view they'd be crazy to try and keep him warm and bring him back to the first team in 12 months, so i assume they just didn't get a sufficient offer

but there is probably some fault in my assumptions here

Not to defend him or Utd but it may be tricky terminating his contract considering he had the charges dropped. I could see how he wanted to kick up a fuss, I know I would if I was gonna lose SEVENTY FIVE THOUSAND A WEEK* and this is a compromise.

*da fuq? I know he is supposed to be a good talent but they gave him this contract at 19??? Football is run by lunatics

maybe it's putting him in the shop window or something, but they've had soooo much time to get this all sorted

Well they said there'd be 'Sevilla' consequences for his actions

ffs wrong team, there goes the 'joke'

there's got to be a get tae fuck/Getafe joke in there somewhere

terminating a contract is easy you just have to pay him off

in terms of sacking him without doing so, id be very surprised if united couldnt just point to the reputational impact and plead a case and at least get a hearing

Clown car own go from pickford, though not really his fault

You're not allowed to do that if you've known someone since they were 7 I guess

Cameron Archer starting off v hot for Sheffield Utd

i feel like "technical area" is a misnomer for any space occupied by Sean Dyche

Pickford has made absolutely ridiculous point-blank saves tipped onto the post two games running tbf

Akanji stood in an offside position and jumps over the ball. But the goal is given.

Be shocked if Marco Silva doesn't have another yellow card over this one.

VAR refs making it up as they see fit for whoever they want. #MCIFUL pic.twitter.com/agSkZPL9Uq

— Ginger Tonali (@GingerPirlo_) September 2, 2023

spurs making it look very simple indeed this second half

Chelsea struggling to cope with moneybags Forest

with all the players in and out, its not an ideal scenario to bring in a manager who hasnt any experience of the epl is it

they may need to strengthen the squad

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John: Yeah so Chelsea might be losing at home to Forest, but if you amortise goals conceded over the next 8 years then actually they're top of the table...

I'm sure this has been adoing the rounds on Twitter or whatever but this is p funny for #getinvolved

Villa beat Burnley 5-2 at Villa Park once under Martin O'Neill when I had a season ticket. It felt kinda weird

lol fuck you Chelsea

Omfg at the Pickford own goal

Evan Ferguson ✓

add another tick

A cursory Google suggests this is the first time there have been three premier league hat tricks on the same day since Yeboah, Shearer and Fowler in 1995

Also, hahahah

yeah howe's getting sacked isn't he?

can he sing this song

O'Neil has got a nemesis

New meme unlocked- Salernitana sporting director Morgan De Sanctis sends a message in English to the Wolverhampton manager for trying to convince Dia to join yesterday pic.twitter.com/6ZrRs3ksGy

— Francesco (@FRANCESCalciO_) September 2, 2023

incredibly generous of Palace to decline the free goal we offered them

pretty sure Cunha just made the same penile analogy with Dawson as I did

just daydreaming about being 90 and still waiting for Wolves to have a striker

I just turned it on.

Lol.

fucks sake that's what happens when you've got one

Just wild to me that basically the Jimenez horror injury essentially began the drought and no coach has been able to solve it.

They weren't exactly Man City in 2019-2020 but 51 goals is better than...this

Raul looked a fair bit sharper in the Fulham highlights yesterday too

But the malaise looks deeper than one player tbh. We look like we're probably not gonna go down but are always on the verge of a relegation run

GET IN THERE

OMFG how much do I love Hwang

Off the shoulder goals vmic

Head and shoulders knees and goals

Can't remember seeing him score with a clean hit but he's always in the spot

fucking Rob Jones must be getting his ULEZ paid for the next 10 years or something

1 v 3 and he scores.

Hell of a flick but the ways we concede this year are maddening

yes, absolutely shoddy bullshit

just absolutely no guts to this Wolves team

There's nobody assuming the leadership role at all

and there it is

quite a Palacey performance, just kept in it until our touch and effort has got lazy and now look capable of picking us off at will

Kalajdzic calmly demonstrating why he starts in front of Fabio as soon as he's match fit

That's the shred of hope I'm clinging to

why was havertz not booked for that exhibition lol