It's okay to feel mildly disappointed because you didn't get the birthday cake you wanted. Part of being a functional adult is recognizing that that disappointment is a silly trifle for you to process internally rather than something that you should broadcast to the entire world because you're a thirtysomething who should literally be wearing a diaper because you presumably piss and shit all over yourself over the slightest infraction.
― Prop Dramedy (Old Lunch), Monday, 28 August 2023 00:02 (nine months ago) link
What's most unsettling to me is the multiple people in the thread I saw who don't see a problem with the "if you went to a restaurant..." analogy about a cake your girlfriend makes you (assuming she wasn't charging him, which now I hope she was)
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 28 August 2023 00:42 (nine months ago) link
This is my favorite genre of reply pic.twitter.com/2tPfiNrg2s— aslaug (@zoddwalker) August 27, 2023
― mookieproof, Monday, 28 August 2023 01:17 (nine months ago) link
If I went to a restaurant and the chef made me something different than what I asked for, I would drive to her house and tell her children she was a failure.
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Monday, 28 August 2023 01:18 (nine months ago) link
Personality disorders: recognizable + treatable or nah?
― Prop Dramedy (Old Lunch), Monday, 28 August 2023 01:39 (nine months ago) link
Twitter main character is a post from a subreddit of people volunteering to be the main character. Thatβs how you know twitter no longer has the juice.
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Monday, 28 August 2023 04:14 (nine months ago) link
I don't know if it was just my algorithm on my feed but there seemed to be a racial element to the division, with most of the defenders of the guy being black - first of all Roxane Gay and a psychologist then lots of random tweeters. That made me think again about my initial reaction - not that I was going to change my mind but rather than be too judgemental myself maybe there are interesting cultural factors at play here.
― Alba, Monday, 28 August 2023 07:58 (nine months ago) link
I'm not sure how many of the people attacking the guy actually think the woman did nothing wrong. If I were her I'd definitely not have ignored his wishes having asked him what he wanted, but I'd probably never have offered to bake a cake in the first place so AITA? Also trying to imagine being someone who gave a shit about the icing being wrong on my cake is quite a mental stretch. What would I do in his situation if I thought it was so important? Probably hold my tongue and harbour simmering resentment.
― Alba, Monday, 28 August 2023 08:08 (nine months ago) link
The root weirdness to me is the requirements he laid out at the start - if a partner says "I'm gonna bake you a cake" my only response is "that's awesome, thank you!"
I don't like pie - show up to my birthday with a Key Lime Pie and I'll eat a piece like it's the best thing ever.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 28 August 2023 10:01 (nine months ago) link
during lockdown we hosted an American kid at our house (his private school had closed their dorms) and I have never had to deal with such a fussy eater, of course I just gave him the four or five foods he would eat but then my own kids were asking "why can't we have burgers/hot dogs/pizza every day?" and I would have to have private conversations with them later to explain why not.(sure there are plenty of British kids like this too, but in terms of food mine are 90% Chinese)
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 28 August 2023 10:24 (nine months ago) link
Roxane Gay seems to defend all the worst, self-absorbed people on twitter
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Monday, 28 August 2023 11:25 (nine months ago) link
thats because shes a... bad feminist haha
― lagβn, Monday, 28 August 2023 11:26 (nine months ago) link
Don't know if this is happening to anyone else, but over the last day or two it keeps switching back to the For You tab over and over, even though I only want to look at Following
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Monday, 28 August 2023 12:05 (nine months ago) link
For a long time I listened to everyone's complaints about the For You tab, smugly quiet about the fact mine was actually quite good and interesting. Some switch has been flicked in the last few days and not only am I getting some awful people on there, I'm getting deluged with stupid blue tick viral video accounts about cats and what not. Only thing I've changed at my end is blocking a lot of the blue accounts (I used to just mute) so maybe I'm getting punished for that.
― Alba, Monday, 28 August 2023 12:14 (nine months ago) link
I've also had that the last couple of days, after a month's-long period where it would always say it was on For You but actually be on Following
(xp)
― Iain Mew (if), Monday, 28 August 2023 12:14 (nine months ago) link
Looking at it, it seems blue and gold ticks account for more than 95% of the For You feed now so I maybe that's the simplest explanation.
― Alba, Monday, 28 August 2023 12:16 (nine months ago) link
laptop twitter very occasionally switches me to "for you" -- with a little recent flurry after a long time apparently resignedly accepting my preference
phone twitter has NEVER ONCE switched me to "for you" -- to the extent that i half wondered if this firmness of purpose acted as a kind of anchor for my account lol (i have no idea how or whether this is possible)
― mark s, Monday, 28 August 2023 12:21 (nine months ago) link
i follow about 250 people, and i would guess half of them have just stopped posting in the past year, maybe another 25% posting way less. so i've been looking at "for you" a bit more than i used to, but it's so bad.
the one redeeming feature "for you" had (occasionally you see a cool reply from someone you follow to someone you don't) is gone because conversational threads are finished among people i follow (presumably blue check spam).
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Monday, 28 August 2023 15:11 (nine months ago) link
β π ππ’π¨ (caek), Monday, 28 August 2023 bookmarkflaglink
Subreddits have been quoted on twitter for ever.
It's actually pretty good as a means of checking on the 'health' of other social media. So you don't see much of Insta being quoted on twitter these days, but you see a lot of funny to deranged stuff being reposted from tik tok.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 28 August 2023 16:39 (nine months ago) link
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, 28 August 2023 16:40 (nine months ago) link
a cool reply from someone you follow to someone you don't
it often switches me to "for you" on phone and is then insistent on showing me one friend's dad yelling at tv stations and footy clubs about rugby refs' decisions for half the commute
― vashti funyuns (sic), Monday, 28 August 2023 16:57 (nine months ago) link
i don't think they've been discussed at length on this thread for a while.
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Monday, 28 August 2023 18:20 (nine months ago) link
and i can't think of a time a reddit screenshot has been the main character on twitter before. when was the last bean dad/justine sacco?
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Monday, 28 August 2023 18:22 (nine months ago) link
Elon has been the main character for a year or so
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Monday, 28 August 2023 18:35 (nine months ago) link
My impression is that most of this thread have left twitter. Or have an account but aren't checking in.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 13:44 (eight months ago) link
yea it was Trump for like 5 years and now it's Elon, the only real opening for that shit was in like 2021-2022
― frogbs, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 13:47 (eight months ago) link
Today's character.
The most annoying people in the world love to say there is no objective difference between good art and bad artSo I made a list of 15Good Art v/s Bad Art: The Masterlist of 15 Differencesππ» pic.twitter.com/caQ0b3Aqjt— Jash Dholani (@oldbooksguy) August 27, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:02 (eight months ago) link
he's no bean dad
― mark s, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:11 (eight months ago) link
Old Opinion Having Guy
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:11 (eight months ago) link
Surely a parody account
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:13 (eight months ago) link
Bad Art Friend
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:15 (eight months ago) link
congrats to The Residents for ticking all 15 of the "bad art" boxes
― frogbs, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:16 (eight months ago) link
yes he's right abt the residents
― mark s, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:16 (eight months ago) link
That just feels like a βplease ratio meβ post.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:16 (eight months ago) link
there are so many of these trad art accounts, that ones particularly low qual tho
― lagβn, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:23 (eight months ago) link
things that make me :) vs things that go :(
― lagβn, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:25 (eight months ago) link
needless to say its all just nazi bs and none of them care about art at all
these bullshit takes are precision guided for negative engagement
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:27 (eight months ago) link
The most annoying people in the world love to say there is no objective difference between good art and bad art. So I made a list
Painfully obvious that the first sentence is concocting an imaginary problem that only exists as a pretext to justify his tweeting out the list that he'd already written. Lame.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:31 (eight months ago) link
β Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, August 29, 2023 1:27 PM (thirty-four seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink
its true, then if you zoom out what do these z tier right wing personalities want is there a greater plan do they see themselves on fox news one day or are they just in it for the engagement, pure posting
― lagβn, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:33 (eight months ago) link
i know the top retvrn guy bronze age pervert has broken through to a higher level he has a book billionaires are listening to him and so forth
― lagβn, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 17:34 (eight months ago) link
Seems like every day I happen upon a thread like this where almost every single reply would result in a justified ban from Twitter just a year ago
This is the link, should put a content warning about extreme genocidal homophobia before anyone clicks
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 21:13 (eight months ago) link
prefer bean dad to 4chan TheWesternCanon guys posting bait and then responding with pepe memes tbqh.
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 04:26 (eight months ago) link
With Elon Musk, Saudi Arabia is now the second-largest owner of Twitter https://t.co/zC2g1OYQik— Vincent Bevins (@Vinncent) August 30, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 August 2023 13:51 (eight months ago) link
qft, jesus christ I can't believe I sit here longing for the good ol' days of bean dad
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 14:00 (eight months ago) link
The fundamentals of Twitter's ad business remain strong pic.twitter.com/T3NdlnAmLr— Sam Biddle (@samfbiddle) August 30, 2023
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 17:09 (eight months ago) link
lately it's been all boner pills and weed gummies, tbh I'm kind of considering combining them
― frogbs, Wednesday, 30 August 2023 17:50 (eight months ago) link
gummie boners
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 17:58 (eight months ago) link
Basically podcast ads
― deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 18:35 (eight months ago) link
Vince Bevins is such a mensch
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 19:43 (eight months ago) link