Luton won't win the league - Premier League 2023/24

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Nottingham lead squandered

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:21 (two years ago)

i feel like i can finally accept Fabio's never going to do it at Wolves

my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:21 (two years ago)

Sa has had to WORK today

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:23 (two years ago)

Put in Kaladzic

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:24 (two years ago)

this is like if a football match was The Third Policeman

my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:36 (two years ago)

Man U winning

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:38 (two years ago)

YESSSSSS GET IN THERE

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:46 (two years ago)

lol my stream is quite slow but thank you for keeping me engaged

my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:47 (two years ago)

hahaha fluke

my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:47 (two years ago)

First SOG all match.

Happy for Kaladzic though!

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:48 (two years ago)

*Kalajdzic. I can't spell

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:50 (two years ago)

good to know that at worst we'm only the 19th worst team in the Prem

my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:59 (two years ago)

I'll take a win. Even if it didn't look very good.

Two matches in their 10th minute of stoppage.

Nottingham not only completely collapsed but went a man down in the process

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 16:02 (two years ago)

Man U-Nottingham basically played an Extra Time period

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 16:05 (two years ago)

we probably deserved the win in that we dominated the game from the fourth minute on but jfc that was some slapdash stuff

no composure in this team whatsoever

Number None, Saturday, 26 August 2023 16:08 (two years ago)

red card was harsh in that it was an extremely cynical foul but there was a covering defender

there'll be wailing and gnashing of teeth over the pen but it was the correct decision if a tad soft

Number None, Saturday, 26 August 2023 16:10 (two years ago)

agreed

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 August 2023 21:34 (two years ago)

on the red

havent seen pen yet

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 August 2023 21:34 (two years ago)

agreed on pen tbh think its quite clear tho

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 August 2023 21:35 (two years ago)

Everton finally doing a Sunderland, complete with their own stadium of light?

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 26 August 2023 21:38 (two years ago)

It's ridiculously early to say, but yesterday's game sure looked like a relegation scrap

my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 August 2023 05:30 (two years ago)

christ will you fucking hold yer horses fulham will pull out of it

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 07:55 (two years ago)

luton and sheff utd are nailed on certainties surely. possibly bournemouth.

oscar bravo, Sunday, 27 August 2023 07:59 (two years ago)

all jokes aside this is evertons year i think

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 08:47 (two years ago)

Thread title should have been 'Luton won't win a game - Premier League 2023/24'. I'd put money on the Bournemouth manager being the first sacked this season.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Sunday, 27 August 2023 08:51 (two years ago)

Iraola is a good manager and i think the embarrassment factor of having given O’Neil the boot for no particular reason other than to bring him in will see him given a long leash. The squad is trash, though.

Steve Cooper might be one to watch if Johnson gets sold and Awoniyi stops scoring.

ShariVari, Sunday, 27 August 2023 11:44 (two years ago)

the longest dreaded vote of confidence in recent memory alright

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 12:30 (two years ago)

Never in doubt.

Piedie Gimbel, Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:28 (two years ago)

newcastle awful in the final third, just stupid stupid stupid all second half

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:31 (two years ago)

two brilliantly taken goals and one save of the season contender and job done

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:31 (two years ago)

Howe subbing three of their best players didn't help

Number None, Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:32 (two years ago)

i wonder what the nufc job severance package entails these days

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:33 (two years ago)

Was thinking we'll see if Howe survives the season.

Monthly Python (Tom D.), Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:35 (two years ago)

i wouldn't wanna bring up the word severance with the Newcastle owners tbh

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:46 (two years ago)

lmao I'd stopped following this game

imago, Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:56 (two years ago)

He's just a fab Andy Carroll.

Piedie Gimbel, Sunday, 27 August 2023 18:08 (two years ago)

xxp fpd you not for the pun but for presuming i wasnt already making it

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 19:12 (two years ago)

i kinda realised you was after i'd typed it but i couldn't be bothered not to send

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 August 2023 19:27 (two years ago)

yellow card for timewasting

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 19:41 (two years ago)

Lmao we're above Newcastle after getting dismantled by them two weeks ago

They've had a bastard of a start to the season compared to us, but still

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 27 August 2023 22:01 (two years ago)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66631302

I love it when a club who wouldn't be in the prem without deeply bullshit and possibly* corrupt VAR decisions are crying about not getting a fair break at OT

* sorry I meant absolutely fucking corrupt

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Monday, 28 August 2023 18:55 (two years ago)

none of the decisions against them were remotely problematic is the actual thing

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 28 August 2023 21:33 (two years ago)

official response from the league: "Lol. Lmao."

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 August 2023 21:33 (two years ago)

which many felt was extremely harsh on the visitors

otm, many of the visiting fans felt it was extremely harsh on the visitors

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 August 2023 21:36 (two years ago)

Including results for nottingham steve cooper winning
Search only for nottingham steve cooper whining

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 August 2023 21:37 (two years ago)

Tommy Doyle is a nice signing for us but i can't help worrying we've got a system for ruining young prospects

i was against letting Matheus go but he's been a bit of a dick throughout tbh and it looks like we might actually spend a chunk of the money so bon chance everybody

da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 13:38 (two years ago)

otoh he'll be a great resource if Michael Myers ever shows up during a match

I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 13:50 (two years ago)

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— David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) August 30, 2023

Chelsea have now reached the point where they're spending tens of millions on made-up players

Number None, Wednesday, 30 August 2023 19:52 (two years ago)

regens

imago, Wednesday, 30 August 2023 19:54 (two years ago)

Gotta throw some money around I guess

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Wednesday, 30 August 2023 20:03 (two years ago)


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