Everton seem to be overloading the right side where we always seem to want to go for some reason, and then Wolves attacker has few outlets with three guys surrounding him.
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:25 (two years ago)
Would help if any of the crosses intended to change point of attack got anywhere near the target
Man U pulled one back
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:27 (two years ago)
already counting down til half time when i can run to the corner shop for more booze
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:28 (two years ago)
my stream keeps breaking up but lol Everton refuse to score cheers
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:29 (two years ago)
I forgot Cunha was even on the field
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:30 (two years ago)
Not having Nunes may be hurting as he's one of the few who can dribble
Neto has been trash today
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:36 (two years ago)
entire team's been dogshit imo, ended up making a wine run early
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 14:55 (two years ago)
Lmao denied by the flag. Correctly though
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:17 (two years ago)
he knew straight away, ffs
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:18 (two years ago)
Few more like that, with one player distracting the side judge, and one delivering an EMP to take out the VAR and we're golden
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:19 (two years ago)
Goddammit Silva
Nottingham lead squandered
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:21 (two years ago)
i feel like i can finally accept Fabio's never going to do it at Wolves
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:21 (two years ago)
Sa has had to WORK today
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:23 (two years ago)
Put in Kaladzic
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:24 (two years ago)
this is like if a football match was The Third Policeman
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:36 (two years ago)
Man U winning
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:38 (two years ago)
YESSSSSS GET IN THERE
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:46 (two years ago)
lol my stream is quite slow but thank you for keeping me engaged
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:47 (two years ago)
hahaha fluke
First SOG all match.
Happy for Kaladzic though!
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:48 (two years ago)
*Kalajdzic. I can't spell
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:50 (two years ago)
good to know that at worst we'm only the 19th worst team in the Prem
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:59 (two years ago)
I'll take a win. Even if it didn't look very good.
Two matches in their 10th minute of stoppage.
Nottingham not only completely collapsed but went a man down in the process
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 16:02 (two years ago)
Man U-Nottingham basically played an Extra Time period
― I can't turn a fart into a question (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 August 2023 16:05 (two years ago)
we probably deserved the win in that we dominated the game from the fourth minute on but jfc that was some slapdash stuff
no composure in this team whatsoever
― Number None, Saturday, 26 August 2023 16:08 (two years ago)
red card was harsh in that it was an extremely cynical foul but there was a covering defender
there'll be wailing and gnashing of teeth over the pen but it was the correct decision if a tad soft
― Number None, Saturday, 26 August 2023 16:10 (two years ago)
agreed
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 August 2023 21:34 (two years ago)
on the red
havent seen pen yet
agreed on pen tbh think its quite clear tho
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 26 August 2023 21:35 (two years ago)
Everton finally doing a Sunderland, complete with their own stadium of light?
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 26 August 2023 21:38 (two years ago)
It's ridiculously early to say, but yesterday's game sure looked like a relegation scrap
― my full length poll (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 August 2023 05:30 (two years ago)
christ will you fucking hold yer horses fulham will pull out of it
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 07:55 (two years ago)
luton and sheff utd are nailed on certainties surely. possibly bournemouth.
― oscar bravo, Sunday, 27 August 2023 07:59 (two years ago)
all jokes aside this is evertons year i think
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 08:47 (two years ago)
Thread title should have been 'Luton won't win a game - Premier League 2023/24'. I'd put money on the Bournemouth manager being the first sacked this season.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Sunday, 27 August 2023 08:51 (two years ago)
Iraola is a good manager and i think the embarrassment factor of having given O’Neil the boot for no particular reason other than to bring him in will see him given a long leash. The squad is trash, though.
Steve Cooper might be one to watch if Johnson gets sold and Awoniyi stops scoring.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 27 August 2023 11:44 (two years ago)
the longest dreaded vote of confidence in recent memory alright
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 12:30 (two years ago)
Never in doubt.
― Piedie Gimbel, Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:28 (two years ago)
newcastle awful in the final third, just stupid stupid stupid all second half
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:31 (two years ago)
two brilliantly taken goals and one save of the season contender and job done
Howe subbing three of their best players didn't help
― Number None, Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:32 (two years ago)
i wonder what the nufc job severance package entails these days
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:33 (two years ago)
Was thinking we'll see if Howe survives the season.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:35 (two years ago)
i wouldn't wanna bring up the word severance with the Newcastle owners tbh
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:46 (two years ago)
lmao I'd stopped following this game
― imago, Sunday, 27 August 2023 17:56 (two years ago)
He's just a fab Andy Carroll.
― Piedie Gimbel, Sunday, 27 August 2023 18:08 (two years ago)
xxp fpd you not for the pun but for presuming i wasnt already making it
― close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 August 2023 19:12 (two years ago)
i kinda realised you was after i'd typed it but i couldn't be bothered not to send
― da elephant in daruma (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 27 August 2023 19:27 (two years ago)