Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Cable networks are doing the OJ thing of following Trump's motorcade and I wanna die.

Job bluth ‘Oh C’mon’ gif

xp Your death would be a loss. Trump's death would be addition by subtraction.

hungry like hannibal lecter
got a posse of fake electors

Meadows looks like a televangelist hauled in while still drunk

All night coke bender

Where the fuck is Trump's mugshot? We got coffee cups to print.

Donald Trump - "Not guilty, y'all got to feel me"

😂

Unless it’s a hoax, the mugshot is making its way across the internet as I type

one fake one out there at least

the Trump mugshot being passed around is fake

its a photoshopped version of a pic of Trump from November 2020 pic.twitter.com/f6QAhPHh5T

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) August 25, 2023

poor work couldve easily made it look more like the others

yep it dropped

https://i.ibb.co/xfQ9Bnw/Trump-Toilet-Paper.jpg

the real Trump mugshot will have him looking off to the side, not realizing the pic was being taken

Fake mugshots are a new American folk art, like scrimshaw

https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2023/04/640/320/Trump-Mugshot-fake.png

here it is officially confirmed

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F4VhuV_XcAAgB15?format=jpg&name=900x900

this is my current fave

https://holrmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/FrnIkekWcAISB-8-759x500.jpg

he's given different heights and weights at each different booking

this one is nice he looks like the grinch

https://i.imgur.com/rWWRPRA.png

Mark Meadows channeling a bit of 'i ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti' in that mug shot.

cnn saying thats the real one

BREAKING: Fulton County releases a mug shot following former President Donald Trump's fourth arrest this year https://t.co/3fQ12Kwd19 pic.twitter.com/hEHCVPT6U2

— CNN (@CNN) August 25, 2023

this guy had it a half an hour ago sans watermark

is this real chat pic.twitter.com/QCBQsTtPYa

— ettingermentum (@ettingermentum) August 25, 2023

maybe cnn is just looking on twitter tho

great photo honestly

Trump’s mug shot pic.twitter.com/VpRroM9Xf5

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) August 25, 2023

looks like the shopped ones

i thought they publicly said they wouldn't release until 4 pm tomorrow?

unless it leaked which wouldn't shock me, some newly wealthy jail employee is about to put their two weeks in tomorrow

that's his Blue Steel

that day, his heart shrunk three sizes

Q is back baby

Oh my god it was first posted on 8kunhttps://t.co/QOE1X4t6HK pic.twitter.com/VvHVp6MAGm

— Aric Toler (@AricToler) August 25, 2023

whoa has that Qweet already been disappeared?

yeah he was confused

8kun post was actually ~20min after the tweethttps://t.co/QOE1X4t6HK

— Aric Toler (@AricToler) August 25, 2023

The new winner of first post, from 8:05pm EST. https://t.co/gXaxS2XNnP

— Aric Toler (@AricToler) August 25, 2023

You know what? 😭 pic.twitter.com/1yKpB5EJmR

— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) August 25, 2023

he tweeted

https://t.co/MlIKklPSJT pic.twitter.com/Mcbf2xozsY

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 25, 2023

first time since

To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the Inauguration on January 20th.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 8, 2021

Interesting

Trump and Elon always had to get together at some point.

This is good for a few chuckles.

The Georgia Indictment Mug Shots: A Close Reading

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2023/08/georgia-rico-mug-shots-who-managed-to-pose-for-the-best-one-so-far.html

Wearing the vacant gaze of the deeply hypnotized, paired with a white, collarless blouse, Powell looks like a member of the chain-smoking doomsday cult in The Leftovers being nabbed for a bout of domestic terrorism. Her forehead is placid and dewy; her grin is slack. Having been red-pilled against the deep state in the way of an internet-illiterate boomer, Powell is a true believer. This mug shot is all part of Trump’s beautiful master plan. There is nothing to fear.

She doesn't look like Ann Dowd's character, but Gladys, a little bit. (Nitpicking Leftovers fan.)

https://i.postimg.cc/K8xt0h7W/gladys.jpg

https://i.postimg.cc/SxSzW7kF/powell.jpg

Yeah, I was gonna say, that's not Ann Dowd (whom I know mostly from Handmaid's Tale).

Ann Dowd in The Leftovers is what Trump's lawyer should have looked like.

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rwFoB-Fls34/WYy8J4NxMPI/AAAAAAAAEOM/HvhuMgu0VgInF-5eF38UgxZBUx-rjJMowCLcBGAs/s1600/ann%2Bdowd.jpg

LOL @ the absolute state of this clown

when you click “our team” on a baptist church website pic.twitter.com/QjLB35ru9P

— Mason Mennenga (@masonmennenga) August 24, 2023

i'm coming back around to 'classic' tbh

When this whole Georgia Trump trial shebang is functionally disabled and possibly dismissed through the attempted or actual removal of Willis from her office in October— these antics will be the fun times that I recall fondly.

Oh, stop.

Powell looks like an A24 ghoul or a creepy doll that moves when you're not looking at it.

Giving Graham Ingels vibes

When this whole Georgia Trump trial shebang is functionally disabled and possibly dismissed through the attempted or actual removal of Willis from her office

that's some heinous-clickbait-article-on-the-newsweek-site thinkin, suh

Who let NYT Pitchbot into this thread

Maybe all doom posting can automatically be replaced by the classic “wriggle out of this jam” tweet. It captures the sentiment so no need to keep finding new ways of saying it

hi jenna ellis x