c/d: paris hilton

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HOPE THERE'S NO BLACKS IN HEAVEN FOR YOU

or that st. peter is taking the day off, and she's met @ the pearly gates by biggie smalls.

come with me, come to the land of batshit paris hilton fanfic

i dunno, paris seems pretty much perfectly vile but this thread is still weird

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Fashion design sketches, perfect.

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I think she's fine, a little misguided obviously. Also, saying a woman has "no ass" is such a weird criticism. I don't think it's any better than putting someone down simply for being fat.

I really don't think she's pretty in this emaciated way. Not so much because she's skinny, but because it's been clear (from articles) that this is not her natural body type and that she puts everyone else down for not being up to par with her (skinny) standards. Also, well, I just don't like skeletons.

they're not crazed obsessed people - they're normal people who know that if they got a DUI & then drove on a suspended license, they'd be completely fucked, and who think it's lame that 1) often, the rich can buy their way out of this and 2) there are actually non-rich people who think that's cool because oh how fabulous

In this case it's blatant that she'd like to escape her talent, but what is wrong to use your money to get a good/perfect defense? I mean, should they (the rich) not use the best defense lawyers possible? In this case of course she's a very public figure (and not that likeable to many people) so people expect her to pay up.

omg paris is so drama right now

IS WRINKLEPAWS POSTING FROM COUNTY JAIL

DEVELOPING

i've been getting into arguments with friends over the validity of paris' existence

i love defending her, cuz the thing to do is to scoff at her. weirdly enuf, people aren't really sure what to do with it. "what? you're not putting her down? what do you mean?"

it's interesting. those courtroom sketches are brilliant, xcept they make her nose look better than it is. kathy looks great.

Wilful contrarianism is great and all that, but sometimes the popular opinion doesn't revolve around a lack of imagination or awareness, but common sense and decency. With regard to PH, this falls squarely into the latter case.

Wilful contrarianism is great and all that, but sometimes the popular opinion doesn't revolve around a lack of imagination or awareness, but common sense and decency.

this is accurate. still there's this really strong urge to troll that people get: "others become angry when I say that Paris Hilton is great. That's why I think she's great!" it's like the dialed-back version of boyd rice/jim goad style trolling

"it was so awesome when I told those people I was pro-cancer, they got so mad it made me love cancer even more"

even if it gets excessive (and a little creepy), a little Schadenfreude thrown @ paris is not only justifiable it's also quite possibly a sign of life in bushco america (i.e., that trashy-yet-elitist über-materialism is STILL not acceptable).

john D OTM -- willful contrarianism is often just puerile and adolescent. sorta like being the kid who plays devil's advocate in yer undergrad poli. sci. class and "defends" richard nixon or joseph stalin.

oh but Eisbar when you see how mad those people get when you say you like Nixon, it's like, how can you not like Nixon?

i notice that you didn't choose stalin in yer counter-example there ;-)

can I please get one of Wham!'s CHOOSE LIFE shirts that says CHOOSE STALIN shopped up in here real quick, thanx

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he puts the boom boom into my heart

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that's actually a recent pic of RMH in Hell, by the Sea of Eternal Suffering

i think that ann coulter has that pic embossed on her vibrator.

I have to admit when I think about how he was a lifelong Quaker it really fucks my shit up

this whole story was hilarious, but it's become awesome, hasn't it?

It has confirmed my initial suspicions about her and the unspecified medical condition: she really IS four years old.

I really love that first picture of Nixon. It ranks right up there with Calvin Coolidge wearing the Indian headdress and sensible wingtips.

well, i guess the truth is i don't totally her. u can say that's willfully contrarian, which makes sense, but at the same time, the overwhelming hatred of PH leaves little room for this sort of defense, rendering any defense of her at least somewhat provocative. and paris does not equal cancer, or stalin. she's just a dumb rich girl who likes being rich. in the end, her controversy is her reward.

well, i guess the truth is i don't totally her.

not hatin' man it just reminded me of "you never her," it's like you never her for '07

i guess the truth is i don't totally her.

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ha, xpost

Won't anybody think of the childr Tinkerbell?

Out of almost 1000 answers, I can't believe I never weighed in on this question... no...wait...cancel that.

that's actually a recent pic of RMH in Hell, by the Sea of Eternal Suffering

It looks suspiciously like San Clemente to me...

Actually to some degree I can understand her saying she thinks it's unfair: there have been quite a few celebs (and non-celebs) who got off from the same thing.

Aside from whether you like her or not, the authorities are really messing up big time. She's being batted around while they play politics. Disgraceful.

oh hai

let me suggest that part of people's amusement at paris's crying / screaming / whining here might have to do with her chief cultural product being a show where she and nicole traipse around being totally indifferent to the entire universe, stealing things from people and breaking stuff and wreaking havoc in a couldn't-give-a-shit way that is, admittedly, amusing

and that therefore it's pretty classic, basic comedy when the queen of couldn't-care-less is suddenly and dramatically reduced to hysterics when temporarily separated from the life to which she's become accustomed

and that if she were anywhere near as awesome as the lex likes to imagine she is, she'd have reported to jail and come out smiling in 40 days with corn-rows and a do-rag going "hey look everybody i got to make my own shiv" and "yeah i had a 'bitch' for a while but we grew apart"

but of course she's a fairly sad person with more or less none of the few redeeming characteristics of the fantasy character she sometimes plays

so she won't

I never saw her show and I'll assume you're telling the truth about how she behaved on it. But I don't think this is "classic comedy". Not funny.

Show=Life

So, it's late at night/early a.m., and I am thinking in my own clumsy way that this whole deal is almost a sort of (overdue, both chronologically and otherwise) symbolic slamming shut of doors on and finally waving goodbye to a whole bunch of noxious cultural phenomena that I associate with the early '00's.

..and now I'm looking forward to the day when American Idol is cancelled...or Vice magazine folds. It's maybe a little like how seventies stuff like the Weathermen, SLA, and Watergate underlined the demise of "the sixties". Or the JFK assasination or Beatlemania being a belated end to "the fifties".

I can barely even think right now, let alone write, and maybe my muddled observation and crappy analogies make little sense outside of my own mind, but man, it's just I think this decade so far has sucked, horribly, in so many ways. Good riddance.

Don't hold your breath.

nabisco is otm, also, this whole farce has become so 'oh fortuna!' and closed pyloric valve-ish, i find it impossible not to laugh.

Quit it with the obscure references already; wtf is a pyloric valve?

Stop it or I'll give you a myoclonic jerk.

if i explain and you are abrupt i will regret doing all that typing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pylorus

nabisco trying a bit too hard to be otm. How do you know she doesn't have any redeeming qualities? What a judgement to make requiring god-like powers!

whilst this comment nails it, as far as I'm concerned:

Aside from whether you like her or not, the authorities are really messing up big time. She's being batted around while they play politics. Disgraceful.