Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Donald Trump, RIP, Republican candidate for president.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/08/17/22/74451253-12418749-image-m-32_1692309119368.jpg

doin good no a care in the world

Trump just posted this to Truth Social, and it’s alarming. He makes no sense at all. His words are garbled and slurred, his hair is mussed. He’s swaying, blinking excessively, and sweating. It’s actually frightening. Does he need medical help? pic.twitter.com/bVG6fs3k8D

— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) August 17, 2023

He's off his meds again.

that tweet got my hopes up. he made it sound like he was having a mental breakdown, but Mike Sington was just fantasizing. it was just standard Trump stuff. he just tried to cram in as many of his 'clever nicknames' as possible and it was like a traffic jam between his brain and his tongue. other than that, business as usual.

a shitty performance gets my shitty weak review i guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV85E2S-Idw

Jon

there's also those GOP voters who will vote Trump simply because, "suck it, woke libs" is their only thought process entering the voting booth

Fixed

Yeah sounded like normal trump rhetoric and delivery. Here we go again with the “Trumps losing his mind” pictures and vids everyone oversells for attention and engagement just like any other clickbait. Not like I wouldn’t love to witness his mashed potato brain oozing out of his ears...

xp He did seem a little more unhinged than usual. It was sort of reminiscent of the press conference he held, I think it was the Thursday after the election, where he just stood at the podium and rattled off all of this conspiracy nonsense. I really thought he had lost his mind then.

Yep, full on Scanners head explosion or nothing.

You can see the legal edit right there. pic.twitter.com/4GebWGa24J

— Ryan J. Reilly (@ryanjreilly) August 18, 2023

A record breaking Murder & Violent Crime area! I feel special!

I don’t have enough “u”s in fuuuuuuk no for this.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-lawyers-seeks-delay-federal-election-trial-2026-rcna100062

i just remembered that rex tillerson was secretary of state

jfc

I doubt he remembers it

Roffle

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/08/18/us/politics/trump-debate-tucker-carlson.html

snicker: "The exact timing and platform of the interview with Mr. Carlson remain unclear..."

Desperate attempt to get back on Twitter...

I for one am waiting for him to go full WWE somehow in a surprise reveal at the actual debate: "Wait, whose theme music is that, LOOK WHO'S WALKING UP TO A PODIUM!"

With Tucker as his hype man by his side, stealing the mic from the moderator to introduce him and egg on the crowd.

iirc trump has an open invite to come back to Twitter and has been restricted by contract provisions with truth social which are expiring soon or are about to expire or something. I’m sure he’ll come back to Twitter like he came back from Covid and ripped his mask off

"BAH GAWD that's Trump's music!"

he's unbanned, I'm sure he can just log in and post if he wants. idk if "contract provisions" really matter to Trump I mean this guy breaks the law constantly I think it's more likely he just doesn't want to, maybe just because he dislikes Elon, more likely because he's not crazy about the optics of returning to a platform you got very famously banned from

I'm sure he's itching to get back just in time for X to implode, his 'troofs' get like 900 likes these days

xp
but unless i'm misunderstanding, he's about to drive a bunch of his horde traffic to twitter by appearing on fucker's show

all 900 of them

Truth posts get reported on and shared widely on Twitter and his big business bollock of a brain doesn't want to disrupt that free product publicity.

tucker's X 'show' is doing horribly, so this is mutually beneficial for both these slugs

Anytime they are in the same place at the same time, there is a chance they can be taken out by the same natural disaster.

In case you were wondering: Ivermectin still not effective or approved for COVID-19 treatment, FDA says

FAKE NEWS, I take a daily supplement, I hear they have gummies now

Our state passed a law that says pharmacies have to give it to you even if you don’t have a prescription. I wonder if anybody is still getting it.

That sounds like responsible government.

ask the state gov't when they will do that for opiates

Well I guess this guy won’t be the Veep pick

“That part about looking out for minors on an island, was literally about Donald Trump,” the ‘Rich Men North Of Richmond’ star Oliver Anthony told @RollingStone

“The obese welfare fudge rounds part too,” Anthony continued. “We’re tired of supporting these rich bums.” pic.twitter.com/U5QjOLObcm

— JustinTBrown (@JuuustinBrown) August 18, 2023

they're just doing what he wants

ATLANTA — The FBI has joined an investigation into a barrage of threats against Fulton County officials in recent days, including members of the Atlanta-area grand jury that voted to indict former president Donald Trump and 18 of his allies in a sweeping criminal case focused on alleged 2020 election interference.

...The statement came amid growing concern about the safety of grand jurors involved in Monday’s indictment after the names, home addresses, photos and social media profiles of some members of the panel circulated online along with threatening messages targeting them and Fulton County District Attorney Fani T. Willis (D), whose office is prosecuting the case.

Under Georgia law, names of grand jurors are publicly listed on indictments — an effort at transparency that some have questioned in light of ongoing threats in the aftermath of the charges against Trump and 18 others accused of conspiring to overturn Georgia’s 2020 presidential election results.

i saw the fbi went to talk to a lady that made a online threat against a grand juror and she was all i was just talking i had no plans to go to atlanta which is what one should say under those circumstances but then she said however if they came to my town theyd have a problem which is what you shouldnt say

but if she gets asked about that latter threat during a court case she can just say she was just talking again, this time to the fbi, she had no plans to do anything to the grand juror if she came to her town and there wouldn't be a problem.

however if the fbi and the grand juror were to come to the court case they'd have a problem though

lol

an FBI agent and a grand juror walk into a bar and

i think good patriotic folks like that lady should feel free to tell the fbi every little thought that crosses their minds, at length, in detail

Try to threaten a grand juror in a small town

is that from a Miranda Lambert song

The Rural Juror

"I wasn't saying I was going to kill the juror, by "nobody will ever see or hear from him again" I meant the town will shun him forever.

With bullets"

"share a gold domed suite with Vladimir, never to be seen or heard from again"

Complaining about the bail he will have to post in Atlanta, Trump is now joking about fleeing to Russia to “share a gold domed suite with Vladimir” Putin, “never to be seen or heard from again.” pic.twitter.com/3K1D0YCoVI

— Natalie Allison (@natalie_allison) August 22, 2023

you're welcome to be domed buddy

genuinely bizarre some of the shit that plays well with the GOP base

Any shit that comes out of his mouth plays well with the GOP base. He is Biff Tannen and they are all his pathetic sidekicks.

Last two sentences are sheer poetry tho.