Why is there no ILX celebrity sighting thread?

dude at my gym looks exactly like John Tormey (Louie in Ghost Dog); could it be him?

Ashley Olsen, West Hollywood Target last Saturday.

I lie - it was Mary Kate.

i was at that target on wednesday.

i saw bob balaban last night ~66th and columbus.

there was some red carpet thing going on at lincoln center last night and i was joking that i wanted to see bill clinton. then this morning when i looked up what it was, it turns out it was a save the children benefit honoring him! i am now extremely sad i did not get my billy sighting :(

Sarah Silverman in front of a club on the east side of Cahuenga Blvd.

Bruce 'Cousin Brucie' Morrow on the downtown R train.

clu gulager

I barely even register celebrities anymore.

Who? Oh yeah. I've seen that show. Anyway...

Although I enjoyed seeing that one Superbad kid not having any trouble getting a drink.

(he's like 23 or something)

We saw a bunch of the cast of some Belgian series the other day in a Japanese restaurant. Bunch of annoying loudmouthed boring wankers. Of course they had to ask for seperate bills at the end of the meal.

Mark Kermode, in my local. (100 miles from where I thought he'd be)

Yesterday I saw Jessie L Martin shooting an episode of Law and Order. The funnest part was walking right past the director while he was doing that directing thing with his hands.

Ashley Olsen, West Hollywood Target last Saturday.

oooo...nice!

I lie - it was Mary Kate.

a less valuable sighting?

nice too! xpost

ashley is famous - marykate is infamous

so which one's vagina have i seen?

I just bumped into Momus in the streets of Brussels

Lou Reed at Black Watch

Xtian nutjob Sally Phillips in both Soho AND Richmond!

on Friday night outside the Park Lane Hilton (veeeeery long story) - Clarkson and Hammond from Top Gear(unsurprisingly they're a bit twuntish, and Hammond is truly a dwarf) and Barry Hearne in a tuxedo

tracey ullman pinkberry brentwood

two weeks ago:

donald sutherland ventura blvd in a badass bentley

andy zax standing in front of me on line at the spiritualized show last night

Last week:

Terry Pratchett at Acid Mothers Temple.

did i say this? greil marcus in Malaprops

Get Bent, you should post on ILM to discuss that Spiritualized show. New tracks?

do opera singers count as celebrities? i saw dmitri hvorostovsky yesterday and damn, that man is gorgeous.

oh man, i just saw m1a sara at the local supermarket with her daughter. she's still so beautiful.

walked by maya rudolph on houston st. a few nights ago

jason lee in an irish pub, didn't see him drinking but he looked blazed.

Quentin Tarantino at MoMA taking in the Joan Blondell vehicle Blondie Johnson (1933) and jabbering amiably with the Cinemaniac with the high-pitched giggle.

Saw Chl0e Sevigny on the streets of St Marx the other day. I know, a Chl0e sighting in New York is like a yellow M&M sighting in a bag of M&Ms, but at first I thought I recognized her from college, then I was all, 'oh shit, it's totally Chl0e Sevingy' and looked away before she thought I was gonna be all starfucker

Ke||y 0sborne ate at the restaurant where I work in Chicago. She and 5 friends sat in the private dining r0om. They were all very nice and polite.

J3ss3 J@ckson comes into our restaurant frequently. Also, Sc0tty "No Tippin'" P|pp|n.

Hahahaaa

Why did I googleproof "r0om"?

Beetlejuice (from Howard Stern shows past) walked into my post office yesterday.

oh man, i just saw m1a sara at the local supermarket with her daughter. she's still so beautiful.

-- gershy, Monday, December 10, 2007 1:27 AM (1 week ago)

whoa. I still have a crush on M1a Sara!

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Out doing his Christmas shopping this morning.

Lamest celebrity sighting ever, but last night I saw that big curly haired Christian guy with glasses that was on American Idol (kinda looks like how Jack Osborne used to look)at a Carrabba's restaurant here in Greenville (he's from here, or was from here, or something like that iirc).

Sat across the aisle from M1nni3 Driv3r on the train between Bath and London yesterday.

She has a quite sweet 2 year old son and reads The Independent.

recently, John Turturro w/ his son (in Knicks jacket -- brave boy) on sidewalk in front of Brooklyn central library; Gene Shalit looking like a recently deinstitutionalized circus clown in the Strand bookstore.

They were all out last night:

Charles Clarke
Derrin Brown
Nick Moran
Sandy Toksvig
Amanda Platell
That woman from Holby City who was also in Extras
Dude from Coupling
Possibly Minty from Eastenders but probably just a fat bloke.

(All at Speed-The-Plow at the Old Vic)

Gok Wan at Southwark Station.

This bong that looked like Yoda, yeah?

Some motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane