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how does this work? if the ball gets damaged after so many overs do they even have some comparable used balls at hand for replacement? If they are still sore about that Bairstow stumping then that is about as churlish and pathetic as it gets.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 09:09 (two years ago)

Wouldn't be surprised if Emg paid them off.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 09:12 (two years ago)

Calzino: the replacement has to be of comparable wear and tear. This was not it, apparently

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 09:13 (two years ago)

They should have some balls from net practice?

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 09:13 (two years ago)

The umpires should have a whole stock of balls, in differing stages of wear and tear, which can be used as replacements. This sounds pretty dodgy to me. Anyway congratulations to England for, at the very last minute, preventing the first series win by an Australian team since 2001 while failing to prevent Australia retaining the Ashes

Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 09:14 (two years ago)

lol, even King Boy Pato wouldn't quite take that tone

(maybe he would)

(he's been very quiet for 3 Tests tho)

imago, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 09:48 (two years ago)

australia would have won if (lol) england weren't cheats or (more likely) the selectors finally got rid of Dave Warner

cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 10:37 (two years ago)

the first series win by an Australian team since 2001

... in England that is, of course.

Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 11:01 (two years ago)

Think the current arrangement- Enlgand getting bullyrammed down under, exciting close series here- suits everyone really

van der gragt generator (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 13:10 (two years ago)

Which is good, cos I don't see it changing anytime soon

van der gragt generator (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 13:10 (two years ago)

just saw the video of the "Boring!" heckler who annoyed Khawaja and Labuschagne as they walked up the stand. Was expecting it to be someone much younger, it's an old guy with a bald head and grey hair who obviously doesn't know much about test cricket!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 15:10 (two years ago)

two months pass...

nothing? absolutely nothing? you're losing your touch ilx

imago, Sunday, 15 October 2023 16:34 (two years ago)

omg could be the rugby as well. day of high lol in prospect

imago, Sunday, 15 October 2023 16:36 (two years ago)

if this doesn't bring KBP back nothing will

imago, Sunday, 15 October 2023 16:37 (two years ago)

altho Aus have gotta sort themselves out first probably

imago, Sunday, 15 October 2023 16:37 (two years ago)

disappointingly it's just one England WC failure today, have at it tho srsly

imago, Sunday, 15 October 2023 16:57 (two years ago)

biggest arsekicking the Brits had from Afghanistan in 180 years, well played lads.

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 15 October 2023 17:06 (two years ago)

I didn't follow the game but caught a glimpse of the score earlier when the were 100 and something for 5 and my thought was at least it was going to be a respectable loss. I had no idea this was going to happen.. lol ..faNTASTIC!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Sunday, 15 October 2023 17:14 (two years ago)

Awesome

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 October 2023 17:17 (two years ago)

They'll be dancing in the streets of Kabul tonight... until the Taliban find out about it.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 October 2023 17:20 (two years ago)

Real Elolgland

Chewshabadoo, Saturday, 21 October 2023 17:07 (two years ago)

LOL it's like the good old days

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 October 2023 17:15 (two years ago)

70 run stand for the last wicket too!

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 October 2023 17:20 (two years ago)

lmao

imago, Thursday, 26 October 2023 13:49 (two years ago)

Amazing we’ve gone from being so good to being so bad! Lack of prepartion, can’t be bothered, or can’t deal with the conditions?

Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 26 October 2023 21:23 (two years ago)

They're basically the worst team in the world now.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 October 2023 08:01 (two years ago)

Will hopefully still summon a thumping of India now

imago, Sunday, 29 October 2023 08:25 (two years ago)

As I was saying..

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Sunday, 29 October 2023 23:29 (two years ago)

A Timed Out spotted in the wild! RIP Spirit of Cricket, pouring one out for you

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Monday, 6 November 2023 10:42 (two years ago)

Very strange incident. Arguably the batsman was ready to play – he reached the crease within the required time, then his helmet strap broke which was hardly his fault, so he was putting safety first. Although, he was facing a spinner so could probably have done without the helmet for a few deliveries.

lord of the rongs (anagram), Monday, 6 November 2023 11:36 (two years ago)

Shakib is a massive cunt, is something already well-known in the game

imago, Monday, 6 November 2023 11:39 (two years ago)

This is a bit of a thriller.

Afghanistan set 291, reduced the Aussies to 91/7; Maxwell has survived a reviewed lbw and has now made 142 off 99 balls. He's cramped up to such a degree he can't run. 60 off 60 required.

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 7 November 2023 16:15 (two years ago)

Is it still a thriller if you know exactly what will happen

not anti-Skibidi Toilet per se (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 16:23 (two years ago)

Do you? Tell us.

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 7 November 2023 16:27 (two years ago)

You knew as well, everyone knew lol

not anti-Skibidi Toilet per se (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 16:52 (two years ago)

Yeah everybody knew Maxwell would hit a double century despite barely being able to walk.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 16:59 (two years ago)

I may have been suckered into the "guy can't walk, can't *move*" chat on the radio, like every time Djokovic calls the trainer two sets down and I get my hopes up.
A 202-run 8th-wkt ODI partnership in which the fitter player contributes 12. Bit mad.

xp

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 7 November 2023 17:02 (two years ago)

we need to disestablish australia

imago, Tuesday, 7 November 2023 17:14 (two years ago)

Nice story about the game in Afghanistan

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-67306043

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 9 November 2023 21:44 (two years ago)

Watching some sad Indian faces. Shame it's not Pakistan inflicting the pain

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 19 November 2023 15:14 (two years ago)

we need to disestablish australia

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imago, Sunday, 19 November 2023 15:57 (two years ago)

tbf quite funny this happened at the modi stadium tho

imago, Sunday, 19 November 2023 15:57 (two years ago)

Yes, rare that I would support Australia over India but...

This was supposed to be India's day in front of an enormous home crowd with their prime minister Narendra Modi, who this stadium is named after, up in the stands.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 November 2023 19:41 (two years ago)

Narendramodiazo

The narrative of arthur gordon pimp of nantucket (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 19 November 2023 20:38 (two years ago)

lol india

cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 November 2023 10:07 (two years ago)

ruining this for Modi is *chef's kissy gingers*

cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 November 2023 10:09 (two years ago)

(fingers)

cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Monday, 20 November 2023 10:09 (two years ago)

The last time a racist autocrat got shown up at an international sporting event he invaded Poland so don’t celebrate too quickly

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Monday, 20 November 2023 16:43 (two years ago)

Modi may content himself with extinguishing the 50 over format through the BCCI

The narrative of arthur gordon pimp of nantucket (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 20 November 2023 18:16 (two years ago)

one month passes...

India just contrived to lose their last 6 wickets for 0 runs in 11 balls

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 3 January 2024 14:00 (two years ago)


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