Twitter C/D

silicon valley drug use situation is pretty interesting

I keep swiping past the Twitter app because the X looks like the logo to an Uber competitor I’ve forgotten about or something.

Why do I have an app that just says X? Is that how I got to the hotel in Fort Wayne? Ohhhh, right.

xps i assumed they were all on designer speed. no way does elom do anything other than crank of some kind.

apparently good sources have him on ketamine but yeah seems like a adderall user mostly

good tweet from locked account about the new logo

getting a dm notification from the new x icon feels like i'm on a really janky dating app for sugar babies in miami
can't even say hi to my friends without sounding like a 52 year old real estate newsletter guy asking if any hot babes wanna come for bottle service on my boat

is this anything btw

They are openly pushing for genocide of white people in South Africa. @CyrilRamaphosa, why do you say nothing?

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 31, 2023

elon decided to tweet about taking tesla public at $420 while on acid, according to impeccable source azealia banks

xp that one is begging me to reply and get my ass banned for calling him a fckwit

hallucinogens and being one of the world's dumbest people is a helluva drug

azealia is correct abt everything else that matters (= that grimes "smells like a roll of nickels")

grimes is never gonna live that down

the phrase 'blaze of glory' only ever occurs in the context of "attempting to do something big before failing"

it's obviously meant to be a terrible weed joke on that phrase

kill me

what's the story blaze yr glory

His current self image

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfmYCM4CS8o

The new X tagline “blaze your glory” is seemingly something that Elon Musk completely made up without consulting anyone and is only meaningful to him, which is basically the same as all of his decisions pic.twitter.com/cmIlmQkfEc

— evan (@esjesjesj) July 31, 2023

i don't have an account, never had an account, and now i can't read threads from a web browser anymore = dud

tweets will be renamed rips
DMs to shotgunning

Imagine no more. This is my life now. https://t.co/k5QfAm8yuG pic.twitter.com/e7ECCM2NUD

— Christopher J. Beale (@realchrisjbeale) July 29, 2023

i don't have an account, never had an account, and now i can't read threads from a web browser anymore = dud

― budo jeru, Monday, July 31, 2023 3:24 PM (six minutes ago)

deleted mine, but yeah lol I have to stop clicking on this thread

TS: Blaze your glory vs. Be best

the woke mob won again

The X sign has been taken down from the Twitter HQ pic.twitter.com/b6ijJIIvjx

— Dexerto (@Dexerto) July 31, 2023

They should have set it on fire.

Jesus, this is exhausting.

FWIW "blaze your glory" is an anagram of "regularly boozy"

removing this app from my phone right up there with the day i finally go around to clearing Songs of Innocence out of my music library - recommended!

Wait, can we talk about that white genocide tweet more? Like, that should be a big deal? Serious fascist shit.

yeah its bad

it's one of his bad ones

read some thing (a tweet maybe lol) a while ago theorizing that the end of apartheid and subsequent societal shift profoundly disturbed a young musk provoking his move to america and that seeing the blm protests of 2021 reminded him of that catalyzing his right wing radicalization

“White Genocide” for these creeps is when a nonwhite person gets into university.

Tucker used to talk about white genocide in South Africa on the regular

geez whatever happened to that guy I haven't thought about him in months

removing this app from my phone right up there with the day i finally go around to clearing Songs of Innocence out of my music library - recommended!

― meat and two vdgg (emsworth), Monday, 31 July 2023 21:26 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

What did David Axelrod do to deserve this?

geez whatever happened to that guy I haven't thought about him in months

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F2Zp5MPWEAAy676?format=webp&name=medium

it's twitter boycott day today. but nobody mentioned a timezone...

Why hasn't it been twitter boycott day since last October? That's when I peaced.

Ideas exploding from the mind of young Elon:

“Hey what if I bought Walmart and changed the name to Balls Mart?”

“What if I bought Pizza Hut and changed the name to Greasy Butt?”

“My name’s not Elon, it’s just X.”

his kid is called X. he'd be X Sr.

mr x sr sir here are the new analytics for x.com im afraid its not good

*elon making dolphin noises*

My daughter showed me her phone yesterday and complained that her twitter app had become X. I asked her why she even had twitter, and she said she needed it to follow Harry Styles. But after a quick review of Musk's growing assholery, including (apparently) bringing back Kanye, she finally bit the bullet and just deleted the app. I told her she's better off without it, and that Harry would understand.

geez whatever happened to that guy I haven't thought about him in months

― frogbs, Monday, July 31, 2023 9:21 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

it really is wild how much power television still has, even in this media age. like these losers really start thinking it's them and people will follow them anywhere they go.

lol tucker was so high on his own supply trying to get a famously powerful and vindictive fox exec fired

‼️ After 14 years, and with 73.8K followers, this account is closing for now. Twitter keeps breaking something in the API that prevents Mr Pepys from posting. I change it back, and they break it again. Phil. ‼️https://t.co/AR1oW2Fruq

— Samuel Pepys (@samuelpepys) August 1, 2023

Man, poor Pepys. It all starts with a kidney stone and ends with the death of twitter.

Like seemingly everyone on this app I have plenty of opinions about Twitter > X and figure now is a good time to open up a bit about my experience at the company.

I tweeted for years into the void for the love of it like many of you, but after selling my startup to Twitter in… pic.twitter.com/bw7CHhk0Xg

— Esther Crawford ✨ (@esthercrawford) July 26, 2023

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/034/711/Screen_Shot_2020-07-24_at_11.33.38_AM.jpg

Most people were good at their jobs but it was nearly impossible to fire poor performers — instead they got shuffled around to other teams because few managers had the will or resources to figure out how to get them out.

lol go off person who got fired

In person Elon is oddly charming and he’s genuinely funny.

surprisingly down to earth!