and it was very convincing
― rob, Monday, 31 July 2023 18:29 (nine months ago) link
ya he hit the blunt like a teenager who's never smoked before
― frogbs, Monday, 31 July 2023 18:31 (nine months ago) link
X is a hole, where one can glory.
― Moritz von Oswald von Wolkenstein (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 31 July 2023 18:32 (nine months ago) link
“T, the Digital T-room”
― Moritz von Oswald von Wolkenstein (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 31 July 2023 18:33 (nine months ago) link
X is a holeplatform so small
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 31 July 2023 18:36 (nine months ago) link
he microdoses
https://i.gifer.com/origin/e9/e9cd81c935d85d2b984b3cd3cae1a5c8_w200.gif
― mark s, Monday, 31 July 2023 18:39 (nine months ago) link
silicon valley drug use situation is pretty interesting
― lag∞n, Monday, 31 July 2023 18:42 (nine months ago) link
I keep swiping past the Twitter app because the X looks like the logo to an Uber competitor I’ve forgotten about or something.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 31 July 2023 18:44 (nine months ago) link
Why do I have an app that just says X? Is that how I got to the hotel in Fort Wayne? Ohhhh, right.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 31 July 2023 18:45 (nine months ago) link
xps i assumed they were all on designer speed. no way does elom do anything other than crank of some kind.
― ꙮ (map), Monday, 31 July 2023 18:45 (nine months ago) link
apparently good sources have him on ketamine but yeah seems like a adderall user mostly
― lag∞n, Monday, 31 July 2023 18:50 (nine months ago) link
good tweet from locked account about the new logo
getting a dm notification from the new x icon feels like i'm on a really janky dating app for sugar babies in miamican't even say hi to my friends without sounding like a 52 year old real estate newsletter guy asking if any hot babes wanna come for bottle service on my boat
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 31 July 2023 18:57 (nine months ago) link
is this anything btw
They are openly pushing for genocide of white people in South Africa. @CyrilRamaphosa, why do you say nothing?— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 31, 2023
elon decided to tweet about taking tesla public at $420 while on acid, according to impeccable source azealia banks
― come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 31 July 2023 19:06 (nine months ago) link
xp that one is begging me to reply and get my ass banned for calling him a fckwit
― mh, Monday, 31 July 2023 19:06 (nine months ago) link
hallucinogens and being one of the world's dumbest people is a helluva drug
― come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 31 July 2023 19:07 (nine months ago) link
azealia is correct abt everything else that matters (= that grimes "smells like a roll of nickels")
― mark s, Monday, 31 July 2023 19:09 (nine months ago) link
grimes is never gonna live that down
― come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 31 July 2023 19:09 (nine months ago) link
the phrase 'blaze of glory' only ever occurs in the context of "attempting to do something big before failing"
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 31 July 2023 19:10 (nine months ago) link
it's obviously meant to be a terrible weed joke on that phrase
kill me
― mh, Monday, 31 July 2023 19:11 (nine months ago) link
what's the story blaze yr glory
― come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 31 July 2023 19:12 (nine months ago) link
His current self image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfmYCM4CS8o
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 31 July 2023 19:13 (nine months ago) link
The new X tagline “blaze your glory” is seemingly something that Elon Musk completely made up without consulting anyone and is only meaningful to him, which is basically the same as all of his decisions pic.twitter.com/cmIlmQkfEc— evan (@esjesjesj) July 31, 2023
― mh, Monday, 31 July 2023 19:14 (nine months ago) link
i don't have an account, never had an account, and now i can't read threads from a web browser anymore = dud
― budo jeru, Monday, 31 July 2023 19:24 (nine months ago) link
tweets will be renamed ripsDMs to shotgunning
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 31 July 2023 19:25 (nine months ago) link
Imagine no more. This is my life now. https://t.co/k5QfAm8yuG pic.twitter.com/e7ECCM2NUD— Christopher J. Beale (@realchrisjbeale) July 29, 2023
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 31 July 2023 19:26 (nine months ago) link
― budo jeru, Monday, July 31, 2023 3:24 PM (six minutes ago)
deleted mine, but yeah lol I have to stop clicking on this thread
― rob, Monday, 31 July 2023 19:31 (nine months ago) link
TS: Blaze your glory vs. Be best
― epistantophus, Monday, 31 July 2023 19:33 (nine months ago) link
the woke mob won again
The X sign has been taken down from the Twitter HQ pic.twitter.com/b6ijJIIvjx— Dexerto (@Dexerto) July 31, 2023
― lag∞n, Monday, 31 July 2023 19:37 (nine months ago) link
They should have set it on fire.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 31 July 2023 19:39 (nine months ago) link
Jesus, this is exhausting.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 31 July 2023 19:39 (nine months ago) link
FWIW "blaze your glory" is an anagram of "regularly boozy"
― jaymc, Monday, 31 July 2023 20:18 (nine months ago) link
removing this app from my phone right up there with the day i finally go around to clearing Songs of Innocence out of my music library - recommended!
― meat and two vdgg (emsworth), Monday, 31 July 2023 20:26 (nine months ago) link
Wait, can we talk about that white genocide tweet more? Like, that should be a big deal? Serious fascist shit.
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, 31 July 2023 21:35 (nine months ago) link
yeah its bad
― lag∞n, Monday, 31 July 2023 21:55 (nine months ago) link
it's one of his bad ones
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 31 July 2023 21:58 (nine months ago) link
read some thing (a tweet maybe lol) a while ago theorizing that the end of apartheid and subsequent societal shift profoundly disturbed a young musk provoking his move to america and that seeing the blm protests of 2021 reminded him of that catalyzing his right wing radicalization
― lag∞n, Monday, 31 July 2023 22:01 (nine months ago) link
“White Genocide” for these creeps is when a nonwhite person gets into university.
― Moritz von Oswald von Wolkenstein (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 31 July 2023 23:57 (nine months ago) link
Tucker used to talk about white genocide in South Africa on the regular
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 02:15 (nine months ago) link
geez whatever happened to that guy I haven't thought about him in months
― frogbs, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 02:21 (nine months ago) link
removing this app from my phone right up there with the day i finally go around to clearing Songs of Innocence out of my music library - recommended!― meat and two vdgg (emsworth), Monday, 31 July 2023 21:26 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― meat and two vdgg (emsworth), Monday, 31 July 2023 21:26 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
What did David Axelrod do to deserve this?
― Godzilla: (laughs) You are a fool, Mozart. You will never defeat me. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 02:56 (nine months ago) link
― Moritz von Oswald von Wolkenstein (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 03:04 (nine months ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F2Zp5MPWEAAy676?format=webp&name=medium
― come on barbo let’s go parpo (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 09:35 (nine months ago) link
it's twitter boycott day today. but nobody mentioned a timezone...
― koogs, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 09:46 (nine months ago) link
Why hasn't it been twitter boycott day since last October? That's when I peaced.
― peace, man, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 12:06 (nine months ago) link
Ideas exploding from the mind of young Elon:
“Hey what if I bought Walmart and changed the name to Balls Mart?”
“What if I bought Pizza Hut and changed the name to Greasy Butt?”
“My name’s not Elon, it’s just X.”
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 12:13 (nine months ago) link
his kid is called X. he'd be X Sr.
― koogs, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 12:45 (nine months ago) link
mr x sr sir here are the new analytics for x.com im afraid its not good
*elon making dolphin noises*
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 12:57 (nine months ago) link
My daughter showed me her phone yesterday and complained that her twitter app had become X. I asked her why she even had twitter, and she said she needed it to follow Harry Styles. But after a quick review of Musk's growing assholery, including (apparently) bringing back Kanye, she finally bit the bullet and just deleted the app. I told her she's better off without it, and that Harry would understand.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 13:02 (nine months ago) link
― frogbs, Monday, July 31, 2023 9:21 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
it really is wild how much power television still has, even in this media age. like these losers really start thinking it's them and people will follow them anywhere they go.
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 13:59 (nine months ago) link