EverybodyNeeds somebodyTo shiiiiiiit on
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 15:48 (two years ago)
so ... he completely gave up on that throttling thing?
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 16:14 (two years ago)
catturd is basically dril if he were a real (and therefore boring and shit) person
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 16:19 (two years ago)
But even if you should suffer for doing what is right, GOD will reward you for it. Do not fear their intimidation and do not be troubled.1 Peter 3:14— Wendy Patterson (@wendyp4545) July 19, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 16:20 (two years ago)
stations of the scratching post
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 16:23 (two years ago)
I basically work 7 days a week; no days off, no vacations.
So he's catturd professionally? Or has a IRL job? If it's the latter, it's predictably ironic that his politics reinforce this unrelenting schedule. If only he could take a vacation hmm
― octobeard, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 19:49 (two years ago)
thats him on lead vocals
Does it make things worse or better that his band was called The Groovy Grapes? pic.twitter.com/Gcr0hiLQBX— Cape Codder (@CapedCodder) July 19, 2023
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 19:51 (two years ago)
I'm taking what they're shitting, cause I'm turding for a living
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 19:52 (two years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4pSXJQWE8w
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 19:54 (two years ago)
hell yeah some old fashioned 90s music
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 19:55 (two years ago)
.@catturd2 Just when you feel you’ve reached you’re “threshold of pain,” the humor and the stories you tell allow those of us who follow you to hold on for one more moment. Thanks for all you do for others and please keep the faith 🙏🏼🇺🇸 America needs you more than you can… https://t.co/7EaBTX06U3— General Mike Flynn (@GenFlynn) July 19, 2023
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 19:59 (two years ago)
how can we keep working the turd to death until he dies of exhaustion and returns to (turd) dust
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 20:03 (two years ago)
"Cat and Mouse" - Phillip Buchanan
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 20:05 (two years ago)
workin' in a turd mine
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 20:13 (two years ago)
I've been doxxed, harassed, 100 hit pieces written about mePeople come by house and scream obscenitiesAnd I still ended up upon the Old Main Drag
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 20:21 (two years ago)
https://www.cyentia.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/fig03-twitter_swan_song.jpg
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 20:26 (two years ago)
https://www.cyentia.com/the-death-of-infosec-twitter/
I shouldn't be reading that Flynn tweet at work, too much laughing
― mh, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 21:00 (two years ago)
please mr cat turd for our country keep tweeting
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 21:06 (two years ago)
I've been doxxed, harassed, 100 hit pieces written about mePeople come by house and scream obscenitiesAnd my soul has beenPsychedelicized
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 21:10 (two years ago)
i know everybody's heard about the turd
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 July 2023 21:12 (two years ago)
ha
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 July 2023 21:14 (two years ago)
Have they now made it impossible to read replies without being signed in?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 21 July 2023 02:11 (two years ago)
Sometimes I think Catturd saved me in a way.
― Doom, Jr. (cat), Friday, 21 July 2023 03:32 (two years ago)
same
― mh, Friday, 21 July 2023 03:56 (two years ago)
Last night a catturd saved my life
― Gerard Grisey Funk (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 21 July 2023 15:31 (two years ago)
sugar butt
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 July 2023 17:03 (two years ago)
What broke it this time? My first guess was college football, shows what a big sporting event aficionado I am.
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Saturday, 22 July 2023 21:37 (two years ago)
world cup
― Clay, Saturday, 22 July 2023 21:52 (two years ago)
(of female soccer)
((personal gripe of mine, when news reporters start talking about competitions or tournaments without mentioning the actual sport))
― koogs, Sunday, 23 July 2023 00:55 (two years ago)
So apparently he wants to change the name from Twitter to…X?
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 23 July 2023 06:19 (two years ago)
He’s obsessed with the X concept, he wanted PayPal to be XPay iirc.
― JoeStork, Sunday, 23 July 2023 07:08 (two years ago)
his online banking site that later became paypal after a merger was named x and he's already merged twitter the company into his 'x corp' which doesn't do anything except twitter. he's very attached to the name x (see also: spacex)
― ufo, Sunday, 23 July 2023 07:10 (two years ago)
X and it didn't happen
― Alba, Sunday, 23 July 2023 07:31 (two years ago)
X is such a cool letter
― symsymsym, Sunday, 23 July 2023 07:42 (two years ago)
i love x
― adam t. (abanana), Sunday, 23 July 2023 07:51 (two years ago)
He really hates designersSocial media billionaire says if a good enough logo is ‘posted tonight, we’ll make (it) go live worldwide tomorrow’
― nashwan, Sunday, 23 July 2023 08:27 (two years ago)
Fitting with his big divorced guy energy to be obsessed with his X
― Grandall Flange (wins), Sunday, 23 July 2023 08:42 (two years ago)
Maybe he’ll change his name to John Doe.
― hardcore technician gimmicks are also another popular choice f (President Keyes), Sunday, 23 July 2023 09:18 (two years ago)
Peep his convo / and add "X" to his logo
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 23 July 2023 11:39 (two years ago)
X gonna tweet it to ya
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 July 2023 12:28 (two years ago)
The stink of rotten X.
― Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 23 July 2023 12:31 (two years ago)
Repentant thief here: bsky-social-3fb72-re2vt
― with hidden noise, Sunday, 23 July 2023 19:16 (two years ago)
Didn’t really see Musk as an X-Men stan
― the new drip king (DJP), Sunday, 23 July 2023 19:38 (two years ago)
x.com
he really is going to kill the brand isn't he ?
― mark e, Sunday, 23 July 2023 19:57 (two years ago)
When the digs had killed the manHe had to break up the brand
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 July 2023 20:21 (two years ago)
Elon's wet dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKJ4SPj_Rw
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 23 July 2023 21:42 (two years ago)
X is the future state of unlimited interactivity – centered in audio, video, messaging, payments/banking – creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, services, and opportunities. Powered by AI, X will connect us all in ways we’re just beginning to imagine.— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayacc) July 23, 2023
Blink twice if you're in trouble.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 July 2023 22:25 (two years ago)
In 2000, Elon Musk tried to rebrand PayPal as https://t.co/BBM8GTWvT5, but was forced out by the board and replaced as CEO by Peter Thiel.Now he’s doing the same to Twitter, but is surrounded by sycophants who can’t tell him it’s a bad idea.Read more: https://t.co/rZGze8niM6 pic.twitter.com/f7vAENrUhf— Paris Marx (@parismarx) July 23, 2023
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 23 July 2023 22:27 (two years ago)
Ha that question mark is an artifact of cleaning up the URL
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 23 July 2023 22:28 (two years ago)