Real England

I'm guessing by the amount of fat people present it's some far right protest.

ℹ️ Due to an incident on the pitch occurring shortly after half time, tonight's match has been abandoned by the referee.#WorClub ⚪️⚫️

— Gateshead FC (@GatesheadFC) July 21, 2023

What the fuck Dunston v Gateshead #DunstonUTS pic.twitter.com/3sZGLZVh7t

— 𝘼𝙡𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 🌹 (@AlexanderSoper) July 21, 2023

beat summary

Lmao the "incident" was two cars - one of them a fucking hearse! - driven round the pitch by armed men throwing leaflets out the windows claiming someone at the football club is a paedophile https://t.co/t2I5URi1zw

— Samplo Corvodina (@TreborRhurbarb) July 21, 2023

this is "thread completed" territory

"What the fuck is goin' on?"

I want that written on my tombstone.

I wonder if the paedo accusation is part of the larger Qbert bullshit

he also ran as a tory in local elections in 2007 and did worse than the bnp pic.twitter.com/A2S0l4CyqB

— chris (@ChrisKPH) July 21, 2023

I'm sure this Wraith character has popped up on here before, same surname as my corporeal and extremely loud next door neighbours

I'm more interested in the hearse, complete with flowers, doing donuts and then being abandoned. did they steal it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rOfJAbIJ-8

i mean i can see someone not locking a hearse because who'd steal one?

Leeds, 1980s.

Photo © Peter Mitchell. pic.twitter.com/vlwILcy7lv

— British Culture Archive (@britcultarchive) August 16, 2023

lol

it's a beautiful photo

https://news.sky.com/story/sarah-moulds-ex-teacher-tells-court-her-life-has-been-torn-to-pieces-by-pony-hitting-case-12945975

Quite a photo

it's the only language they understand

the horse walloper

Take that, Dobbin.

i don't know what that horse did but there is a lot of pearl clutching around disciplining animals. it's not as if you can sit them down and explain what they did wrong.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNjMyMWRmNDktZDNjMC00MmYyLWFlNzgtODM0OTg0MTUwZjk2XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTMxMzA3NDQ4._V1_.jpg

She punched the horse in the face and is part of a foxhunting group. She's obviously a twat and I highly doubt she has any empathy for her animals.

in the footage i saw she was kicking it too, it wasn't just ("just") one punch

it's not as if you can sit them down and explain what they did wrong.

same for small children iirc

ahhh now i've seen the video. okay wtf. and a fox hunter as well! i should probably follow these links before i shoot my mouth off, sorry

tracer hand? puncher horse morelike

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/aug/25/woman-filmed-kicking-and-slapping-a-horse-cleared-of-animal-cruelty

Moulds, and several friends and family who have supported her throughout proceedings, wept as the verdict was delivered.

Can a horse cry?

it's at times like this that we need AA Gill to come back to life and write a book about travelling to a third world country to punch a horse

when I say "need" I mean

i forgot Gill was dead and i've just realised it's cos i always confuse him with AN Wilson

blurred her face in the video, huge banner photo of her 4 inches higher up.

A Great British Fight

The Battle of Byker. pic.twitter.com/aqITcwbzJy

— 𝙂𝙚𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮'𝙨 𝘽𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙣 (@NUFCDeenJam) August 25, 2023

You shouldn't laugh but...

Auditions for the reboot of Byker Grove got out of hand.

somewhere in the north I see, I assume it's always like that

xp Let's Get Ready To Rumble oh wait you've already started...

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/inside-raby-what-customers-really-18689188

when I lived in the north-east the Chronicle would regularly publish an article every few years about how the Raby was under new management and was now a pleasant place to drink/shaking off its bad reputation etc, gland to see this tradition continues

For years though, it had a reputation no pub craved. Violence and drugs were par for the course

not seeing what they're getting at here

the horse fight was the funnier of the two though, needs the soundtrack of a Three Stooges short dubbed over it

A former teacher has been found not guilty of animal cruelty after video footage showed her kicking and slapping a horse.

Read more: https://t.co/mYOs7sWD6F pic.twitter.com/rBHM0v5PlW

— Sky News (@SkyNews) August 25, 2023

i kicked a horse and i liked it

— guillotinage fanclub (@AckAckGunz) August 26, 2023

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/sep/02/mohamed-al-fayed-obituary

Prince William kissed by Gazza in Bournemouth Pret a Manger https://t.co/HXt3IJtg5B

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) September 7, 2023

no offence but put him in some uniqlo chinos a muji shirt new balance trainers and any cap and he could literally be any boy in london. he is gone. they will never find him. https://t.co/CA2NygULem

— karan hedonia (@_karan_) September 7, 2023

A yoga class was cut short after a member of the public called the police to report a “mass killing” after seeing several people lying on the floor.

Participants in the class, which was being held at the Seascape café, inside the North Sea observatory in Chapel St Leonards, Skegness, Lincolnshire, were in the midst of meditation when officers turned up on Wednesday night.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/sep/07/police-called-to-yoga-class-mistaken-for-mass-killing

Rio's world cup wind ups

https://i.imgur.com/XewG1AQ.png

The hero we need

when you thought you'd seen it all

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-norfolk-66856678.amp

A group of men wearing Nazi military uniforms had to be escorted from a 1940s celebration "for their own safety", organisers said.

They were wearing German SS outfits and were asked to leave the event in Sheringham, Norfolk, after complaints.