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Least sociopathic billionaire's (step)son imo

Toploader on the road, unite and take over (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 June 2023 14:46 (three years ago)

the step part is essential to understanding the situation

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 June 2023 14:50 (three years ago)

That's conjecture

Toploader on the road, unite and take over (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 June 2023 14:53 (three years ago)

hope he gets his ass eaten by a shark

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 June 2023 15:03 (three years ago)

Feel like I personally would benefit from a clarification as to which type of ass eating you have in mind there

Toploader on the road, unite and take over (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 June 2023 15:43 (three years ago)

yes

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 June 2023 15:46 (three years ago)

Feel like there isn't much material difference when a shark is involved

Fish Sticks in the Fanny Pack (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2023 15:47 (three years ago)

yeah, unfortunately i'm pretty sure a shark's mouth is just not designed to eat ass

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 22 June 2023 16:07 (three years ago)

^best Frank Zappa song

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 June 2023 16:09 (three years ago)

Poster designed by my friend's son (for charity):
https://i.imgur.com/Xppwsfn.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 June 2023 16:22 (three years ago)

haha!

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 June 2023 16:26 (three years ago)

what a roller coaster

Some news pic.twitter.com/H6ibeLhuRZ

— Brian Jordan Alvarez (@brianjoralvarez) June 22, 2023

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 June 2023 17:20 (three years ago)

a full time job of role-playing for fun and profit

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 22 June 2023 17:34 (three years ago)

i still cant get this out of my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4ZHYh1a0nc

micah, Thursday, 22 June 2023 22:02 (three years ago)

found vivek’s biggest fan. or alt. or bot

https://twitter.com/ciscoaguilar7

mh, Friday, 23 June 2023 01:59 (three years ago)

delightful text from @pdkmitchell

"can I just say that I like how, whenever you post something very moving on twitter, at the end of the thread there's some lass with her waps out going "want me to sit on your face? subscribe here" "

— Jonn Elledge (@JonnElledge) June 23, 2023

xyzzzz__, Friday, 23 June 2023 17:16 (three years ago)

the experts have arrived pic.twitter.com/dic5ONYoMV

— pudding person (@JUNlPER) June 24, 2023

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 24 June 2023 14:54 (three years ago)

Lol

Is there not a world in which one can be supportive of the transgender community and curious about the fairness of Trans athletes in sport yet not be labeled a transphobe or a bigot as we ask questions? Do we yet know the answers? And do we even want to know the answers?

— Lance Armstrong (@lancearmstrong) June 25, 2023

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 June 2023 10:26 (three years ago)

I don’t want the answers.

Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Sunday, 25 June 2023 10:55 (three years ago)

Is there not a world in which one can be supportive of blood doping and yet not be labeled a "cheater" or a "fraud" as we ask questions?

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 25 June 2023 11:58 (three years ago)

https://i.ibb.co/rc2d25T/Screenshot-2023-06-25-at-14-52-03.png

scunnyultras

anvil, Sunday, 25 June 2023 12:58 (three years ago)

I am getting a lot of promoted tweets all from Tim Scott (the senator)

anvil, Monday, 26 June 2023 06:21 (three years ago)

How the fuck is Kim Dotcom still a thing? I thought he went to jail or something years ago?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 26 June 2023 07:07 (three years ago)

the real reason they’re banning people with huge block lists is because this site is held together with string and tape. i guarantee you some block lists were breaking something

— elizabeth 🫡 (@postingwhilegay) June 27, 2023

lag∞n, Tuesday, 27 June 2023 21:25 (three years ago)

xp he’s in a protracted legal battle about whether copyright infringement is a civil offense, meaning it’s not worthy of extradition. this has gone on years and years and

mh, Tuesday, 27 June 2023 23:59 (three years ago)

Twitter not letting you view stuff while logged out feels huge if it's intended?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 June 2023 15:08 (three years ago)

Yeah, another very dumb move but hard to read intent in this current scotch tape held together state of the site

Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Friday, 30 June 2023 15:25 (three years ago)

probably along the lines of the tweet lagoon posted, I'm guessing things are just not running well right now and they're looking for a way to cut traffic

frogbs, Friday, 30 June 2023 15:26 (three years ago)

Nitter Redirect chrome extension works fine enough if you need it (will also open up a lot of other things they'd already killed, like search and viewing hashtags links)

ヽ(´ー`)┌ (CompuPost), Friday, 30 June 2023 15:31 (three years ago)

I had been checking in with a handful of twitter accounts since I nuked mine, so it was a surprise this morning to not be able to do that. However, I just googled "can't view twitter without account" and found records of people complaining about this problem in the pre-Musk days as well. Not that I don't blame Musk for this instance, but Twitter's jankiness does precede him.

peace, man, Friday, 30 June 2023 15:40 (three years ago)

Yeah for about a year pre-Musk I couldn't get read with no account, which is how I found out about nitter. It became available again when Musk took over, probably cos he sacked so many ppl lol

the best minds of my generation destroyed by woke (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 30 June 2023 16:52 (three years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fz6tyy0aUAEgXbj?format=jpg&name=900x900

lag∞n, Saturday, 1 July 2023 02:48 (three years ago)

site seems to be down again

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 1 July 2023 12:57 (three years ago)

oops

lag∞n, Saturday, 1 July 2023 13:08 (three years ago)

it never goes down for me :(

mark s, Saturday, 1 July 2023 13:43 (three years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/GsWD8mB.png

lag∞n, Saturday, 1 July 2023 14:01 (three years ago)

minor complaint compared to everything else, but I hate how it's now "What is happening?!" - I am very rarely in a "?!" mood.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 1 July 2023 14:25 (three years ago)

yeah, currently won't load for my main account where I follow 4,000+, but the timeline for my alt where I follow 75 is working fine.

Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Saturday, 1 July 2023 14:28 (three years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/kHMPWKg.png

Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Saturday, 1 July 2023 14:32 (three years ago)

Terry Funk

mark s, Saturday, 1 July 2023 14:39 (three years ago)

notifications working, timeline intermittent

lag∞n, Saturday, 1 July 2023 14:39 (three years ago)

it was Terry Funk's 79th birthday

this was a weird way to hear that Droz passed.

maf you one two (maffew12), Saturday, 1 July 2023 14:59 (three years ago)

happy birthday terry :|

mark s, Saturday, 1 July 2023 15:20 (three years ago)

one thing is sure in life, eventually the rate limit comes for us all

mh, Saturday, 1 July 2023 16:00 (three years ago)

of my two accounts one is fine, the other is "rate-limited".

koogs, Saturday, 1 July 2023 16:04 (three years ago)

However, I just googled "can't view twitter without account" and found records of people complaining about this problem in the pre-Musk days as well. Not that I don't blame Musk for this instance, but Twitter's jankiness does precede him.

you could at least view a tweet you were linked to!!!! now it's completely walled off, which is good, fuck twitter

ivy (BradNelson), Saturday, 1 July 2023 16:05 (three years ago)

So weird. Couldn’t see any activity with my most active account, saw this thread and surmised it could be cause I blocked too many blue checks. That sucks cause the main appeal of the site now is as a game where I try to block as many as possible.

So I tried to log in with an alt account, I could see the feed but the account is locked for breaking rules (your guess is as good as mine regarding which rule they may have arbitrarily enforced this time). But immediately after logging in with the alt account I went back to my main account and it’s now showing the feed. This is a real spit-and-duct-tape situation isn’t it.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Saturday, 1 July 2023 16:29 (three years ago)

Haven’t heard much of BlueSky lately. Another flash in the pan?

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Saturday, 1 July 2023 16:32 (three years ago)

its pretty active over there idk def not dead yet

lag∞n, Saturday, 1 July 2023 16:40 (three years ago)

it will only heat up when im invited

mark s, Saturday, 1 July 2023 16:42 (three years ago)


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