Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

He's gonna duck out and not pay for a thing.

I used to love Versailles. I’m so sorry, Alfred

He is such a cartoon gangster.

Fat Donnie

Donnie One-Term

Donnie Toilet Paper

Would be funny if what finally puts him away is fraudulently claiming that restaurant bill on his taxes.

Donny Small Thumbs

Donnie Filebox

the Grand Old Potty

there is a zero percent chance he’ll ever pick up the tab for anyone. this has never happened. I assume when he sits down at someone else’s table at his country club, the food goes on their bill/membership

J.D. Vance
@JDVance1
Until Merrick Garland stops using his agency to harass Joe Biden’s political opponents, I will hold all DoJ nominees.

― scott seward, Tuesday, June 13, 2023 11:42 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

why can't Democrats do this

as usual, he isn't actually doing anything:

Details: The Ohio Republican is going to put holds on all nominees to the Department of Justice. That means all nominees will require procedural votes and confirmation votes; any one senator can slow down nominees, but a simple majority is required both for a procedural vote and final confirmation.

“If Merrick Garland wants to use these officials to harass Joe Biden’s political opponents, we will grind his department to a halt," he said in a statement.

Most DOJ nominees require procedural votes given the complexities in getting all 100 senators, particularly on the GOP side, to agree on a speedy vote.

The policy does not apply to U.S. marshals, though it does apply to U.S. attorneys. Vance supports Trump in the 2024 primary.

like you're not even slowing them down because your party already grinds these votes to a halt, you're just doing nothing and wanting people to suck you off for it

I feel like a lot of the policies that come out of supposedly liberal cities due to the structure of moneyed/powered/embedded interests are responsible for dysfunction in those places and Vance types say how horrible those cities are and then… full-heartedly just spell out those policies and try to make them true everywhere?

“the problems in SF are terrible, and that’s why we need policies that will make all places have the issues that exist there”

One for the ages here pic.twitter.com/Wm417srIND

— jordan (@JordanUhl) June 14, 2023

i did everything right, and they indicted me. what about sleazyhuntercrookedhillarysleepyjoeburismabenghazi? chinese hoax!

(re: jd vance, i forgot to mention that Hillbilly Elegy is one of the funniest movies i've seen in years. like, in a way that i didn't think anyone even made movies anymore. like, in that way that me and my sister used to endlessly recite lines from horrible t.v. movies when we were kids. that kind of funny.)

god it was such dreck, my folks watched it.

remember after trump got elected when liberals were reading the book to understand what happened

that fucking pearl clutching was the worst.

its pretty funny that his deep insight to the culture was due to visiting his poor relatives who he hated when he was a kid

My insight is that Glenn Close is a terrible actress.

Glenn Close is a trashy actress who gets confused for a proper actress because she's got one of those Streep/Barkin faces. Used properly (The Shield, Damages, Fatal Attraction), she's great.

And Dangerous Liaisons, watched, again, on a plane last Friday and still fun.

^ Yes, I was gonna say that, but you did first. Malkovich and Close got to 'villain up' in that one and tore into it with happy abandon.

Yeah, I remembered that one as soon as I pushed the button.

Glenn Closer to Fine

I'm Glenning Closer to My Home

I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be Glenn Close to me

Don't Glenn so
Don't Glenn so
Don't Glenn so Close to me

I was watching The Wife (still haven't finished it...) and I was imagining her playing The Joker. In the movie Joker.

(i'm definitely a fan. she's pretty fearless and fearless people fail a lot. but she's always kinda fun to watch.)

Glenn Gary Glenn Close

Coffee is for close

Don(ald Trump)'n'Glenn (Close)

Did they ever meet her?

Well, yeah.

DON: I used to see Glenn at the usual Hollywood parties -- Elton's thing, David's thing. She struck me as a woman of extraordinary grace and delicacy, a true lady.

GHOST OF GLENN: If she's named after me, there's nothing graceful and delicate 'bout her!

DON: Well, yeah.

I never read HBE or saw the movie but the couple that owned the agency I used to work for recommended it which was enough for me to stay far away

lol

mentioned it recently but when a c-suite guy was speaking to a meeting I was in and he kept mentioning Friedman’s “The World is Flat” glowingly (a couple years after it’s release), I kept thinking he wasn’t long for that job

and, amazingly, he was not

employers mentioning airport bestsellers never bodes well

Glenn Close is also really, really posh?

Close Spice

Anyway, remember that time Trump went to Cafe Versailles and said "food for everyone"?

Yeah, he left without paying for anything.

Because of COURSE he did.

(and poster mh TOTALLY called it)

*raises hand*

He's gonna duck out and not pay for a thing.

― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, June 13, 2023 8:46 PM (two days ago)

I mean, every last person in this thread and anywhere in the world called it, whether they said it aloud or not

he just meant everyone was at a place where food was available

sorry unperson!

Yep, just wanted to pass along the completely unsurprising confirmation of what we all already knew.

stop the steal

technically the article says he didn't actually order anything, as opposed to ordering food and dashing on the check