Twitter C/D

My people are telling me the rizzing was mutual.

bay…. bee GRONK da da da-da da da, baby GRONK da da da-da da da baby GRONK da da da-da da da bay-bee groooooonk

he drip kingin’ all over this

wow! i want this on a shirt!

for the love of god, somebody please put this on a shirt! pic.twitter.com/HeCT6ANr5F

— Ernest Penfold (@penfoldsfiv) June 10, 2023

Posting this here just because it's that rare bit of gold the algorithm turns up.

There are great interviews, then there's this beauty by Virginia pitcher, Stephen Schoch. pic.twitter.com/6vfgmfcHme

— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) June 11, 2023

(dude is going to make a killing in NIL. he already has his own brand, of course.)

guys name is one letter different from my uncles

His dogs love him

Feel this also belongs in the thread "Dudes"

Softball ringer vibes

Does anything make you nervous?

Caves.

no hesitation

Nobody show this guy The Descent

Twitter is down for me half the time. A real time saver!

lol don't get too comfortable and keep your cash someplace safe

Hello Twitter.
People keep asking me: Why Twitter? 
So, I’ll tell you. 👇

— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayacc) June 12, 2023

The cute thing is that Linda thinks that if she believes hard enough and repeats the magic words often enough it will cause her to levitate.

Linda should've just re-posted the Baby Gronk saga in ans to her question.

still clicking on Tweets from time to time and the ad I always get is one with a close up of dentures being snapped in and out, it's really gross and a good reminder that I shouldn't go there anymore

Catering to the new demographics

What if you create a million AIs and charge them all $8.99 for blue checks?

I keep getting the one about the bra designed by the 69-year-old woman. (It looks like it wouldn't work for anyone over a C cup.)

Laughed a lot at this

I really want to buy this shirt! Does anybody know where I can buy it? pic.twitter.com/mIFU6ljqIx

— 65 yr old musk reply guy with acute lead poisoning (@boring_as_heck) June 11, 2023

Laughed a lot at this

🐦[I really want to buy this shirt! Does anybody know where I can buy it? pic.twitter.com/mIFU6ljqIx🕸
— 65 yr old musk reply guy with acute lead poisoning (@boring_as_heck) June 11, 2023🕸]🐦

Hope the whale eats him this time

That Yaccarino thread is hilarious, this is the best

Have you ever been talking with someone particularly insightful and thought, you should have the freedom to speak your mind. We all should.

Enter Twitter 2.0.

— Linda Yaccarino (@lindayacc) June 12, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjEtnFfQtQ8

infinite revisions of twitter 2.0

_Laughed a lot at this

🐦[I really want to buy this shirt! Does anybody know where I can buy it? pic.twitter.com/mIFU6ljqIx🕸
— 65 yr old musk reply guy with acute lead poisoning (@boring_as_heck) June 11, 2023🕸]🐦_

Seeing just tons of ads now, including from accounts I am pretty sure I have blocked

Twitter is like a fun game now, having to decide whether blocking "The Ashes" as a subject will be more effective than blocking "England's Barmy Army" the account. they are unlikely to post anything but cricket but on the other hand many people might post about the ashes.

sometimes the subjects are impossibly broad - all the recent tina turner posts were "Music", all the Billie Eilish posts are "Alternative Pop" and you feel you'd miss out on interesting posts if you blocked those. ditto all those marvel universe posts you're not interested in under "Movies" are they unblockable? seem to be.

need a sugar daddy to put latest ashes scores on a t-shirt because my metamask acct hacked and need essay help

Really @elonmusk? A billion views?

1 in 7 people on earth saw this tweet?

Yeah, ok very real metrics on here dude… pic.twitter.com/hphrGJnTmg

— Jules Suzdaltsev (@jules_su) June 16, 2023

maybe the views numbers are sometimes in hexadecimal

tbf i saw that tweet more than once

like, i know this is twitter and all but is that supposed to be some sort of gotcha question

replies on that are easily the best bit

I saw that quote tweeted at least 20 times so

I felt this one deep in my soul

WITHOUT GOOGLING name a famous historic battle. https://t.co/u5QxSXRlww pic.twitter.com/Ojk9Z84SMA

— 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐓 (@BarbarianHermit) June 15, 2023

pivot to video

Exclusive: Twitter to focus on video, commerce in business revamp - investor presentation https://t.co/N7gLhoZcsp by @Sheila_Dang

— Kenneth Li (@kenli729) June 16, 2023

i feel like there's already a video website

i’ve been saying for a while that i think historians will describe el*n’s twitter takeover as the reagan-PATCO showdown of our era - in the sense that everyone was watching and it emboldened the capitalist class to push to consolidate power - and, well, https://t.co/E4oDXnv1Y8 pic.twitter.com/vshwStrBiq

— Wendy Liu (@dellsystem) June 16, 2023

Pivoting to video = #1 place to watch pirated new releases on your timeline

Is twitter making money? These capitalists aren't very good at capitalism.

The good thing about community notes is that you don't even have to click anymore to check out the actual story behind the tweet.

Swollen eyes, a hunchback and claw-like hands: What remote-workers will look like by 2100 https://t.co/FrMfrVi8nW pic.twitter.com/Ejnt4rRO2t

— Daily Mail U.K. (@DailyMailUK) June 16, 2023

Is twitter making money? These capitalists aren't very good at capitalism.

the tech investor/executive class like many other segments of society have really lost their damn minds

*observing a giant business snafu* i wish to do that

The “prioritize comments by blue checks” thing even ruins a good old fashioned main character pile-on. Back in my day, the essential reply “fellas is it gay to marry a woman” would’ve had 10K likes and remained right up top. This time it’s buried beneath earnest rebuttals pic.twitter.com/NTRpn3Ephp

— Jason Kirk 🦉 (@thejasonkirk) June 17, 2023

good christ that lady's account is horrifying

Hey @elonmusk, I hope you read this. My heart is shattered, and my life feels like it's in ruins. Why did you have to suspend the @ExplainThisBob account? You may not realize it, but you've single-handedly destroyed everything I had.

I was more than just a follower; I was all in…

— Downsin (@DeFiDownsin) June 18, 2023

sometimes you do in fact have to hand it to him