Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

How much do we want to bet that Lordy, there are tapes for every single crime committed by this goblin?

This totally wins my case, you know. Except it is like, highly confidential.

DeSantis busy trying to figure out how he can get indicted too. He’s ceding the whole “martyr” space right now.

I guess he could brag about how many laws he’s signed that have been found unconstitutional, that’s kind of like being persecuted by the Biden Crime Family.

"This is secret information. Look, look at this." is some Rick James shit. "See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and wave around secret documents? Come on. I got a little more sense than that...Yeah, I remember jumping up and waving around secret documents.”

“Secret. This is secret information. Look, look at this,” Trump says at one point, according to the transcript. “This was done by the military and given to me.”

Legitimately extraordinary

Donald Trump: Classic or Dud or Extraordinary?

Look, look at this." is some Rick James shit.

can't touch this

this sounds like a plotline that was rejected from Arrested Development for being too dumb

DeSantis busy trying to figure out how he can get indicted too.

it's the party platform afaict

The US establishment hated and feared Trump from the start, largely due to the instability he poses to its hegemony. CIA/FBI concocted a bullshit scandal to sink his campaign and presidency, and now are desperately trying to make him ineligible.

Look to Brazil for how it works. pic.twitter.com/5LV5K7f8hg

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) June 9, 2023

NEWS - Judge Aileen Cannon, a Trump appointee, initially assigned to oversee his case: Sources

Story w/ @alex_mallin @lcbruggeman https://t.co/FBX2kE3kPd

— Katherine Faulders (@KFaulders) June 9, 2023

lmao remember this is the judge who tried to ruin the case from the start

I wonder why the US establishment could possibly hate this Trump guy so much (xp)

I said I just wanna rule ya
Guess that's why I'm so indicted

lol glenn is so far gone

"US establishment hates Trump because he is a threat to their hegemony" in the running for dumbest take of the century so far.

its kind of true of the gop establishment except they dont hate him they just find him annoying and inconvenient

"If the case is being overseen by the same district and magistrate judges, that means the court likely considered the indictment to be 'related' to the search warrant and intentionally assigned it to those judges," former senior Justice Department national security official Brandon Van Grack told ABC News.

i.e. not that surprising that the case would be assigned to the judge that had already heard preliminary matters

lol remember

https://i.imgur.com/PdGSZgU.jpg

I'm so indicted

And I just can't hide it

I'm about to lose control

And I think I like it

the assignment of this judge is bizarre. don't know enough how these decisions are made but it is suspicious.

1/Before everyone gets too spun up about reports Judge Cannon has been assigned to the Trump case, a little law. I used to be an appellate chief in the 11th Circuit (where Florida is) and I litigated a few appeals where we asked the court of appeals to order a judge to recuse.

— Joyce Alene (@JoyceWhiteVance) June 9, 2023

Worth noting in that first piece about it that the magistrate judge who was also involved (and was very much not judging like Cannon) is named as well -- as the quoted fellow noted, this all seems like essentially procedure, and almost certainly was factored in to the decision to indict in Florida rather than DC -- which itself removes the prospect of an extended venue fight.

The other thing I'll note is that there's already been quite a few hints and suggestions others are going to be charged as well in this, which would make sense.

Breaking: Jim Trusty and John ROWLEY have RESIGNED from Trump’s team, saying in a joint statement they tendered their resignations this morning. Trusty was just on CNN last night defending Trump and detailing charges against him.

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) June 9, 2023

lol byeee

when u see feds

the decision to indict in Florida rather than DC

― Ned Raggett, Friday, June 9, 2023 11:20 AM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

seems like dc would be better from a jury pov

Florida has better beaches imo

little-read Corvette

this sped by too fast

my understanding is this was moved to Florida as most of the events in question happened there, which means it will be harder to challenge the venue and slow down the entire process

Also worth noting that it was the grand jury IN Florida that signed off on the indictments, so.

Breaking: Trump announces on Truth Social that Todd Blanche will be his criminal defense attorney in the Mar-a-Lago docs case with another firm yet to be named. Jim Trusty and John Rowley are out.

— Hugo Lowell (@hugolowell) June 9, 2023

Per ppl familiar: Blanche — also the attorney for Trump adviser and in-house counsel Boris Epshteyn — for several weeks has been seen by Trump advisers as the “head honcho” of the legal team in the docs case.

— Hugo Lowell (@hugolowell) June 9, 2023

Let's get honched.

Honchin' on Boris

Rowley and Trusty issue joint statement saying they won’t be making media appearances discussing their departure, a clear shot at Tim Parlatore, who appeared on CNN and blamed Boris Epshteyn for why he left.

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) June 9, 2023

Slightly relatedly, though, it was Parlatore who pretty much said Boris Epshteyn as gatekeeper was a big problem for trying to get Trump to understand what he was dealing with. So when you've got the attorney for that guy as your own attorney, well, roffle.

Trump says he has learned his personal aide, Walt Nauta, who came with him to Florida from the White House, has been indicted: pic.twitter.com/qmBbOLc1cG

— Meridith McGraw (@meridithmcgraw) June 9, 2023

ooh

Ha, was waiting on that.

I think Trump's only recourse is to represent himself.

lol "Thugs"

As one of the general categories of charges against Trump apparently involves conspiracy, by default you have to be conspiring WITH someone, so.

I know it's unseemly to have a favorite Trump brain-bubble, but I do, and it's when he not only refers to himself in the third person but puts his name in quotes. Makes me laugh every time.

"Thugs from the Department of Injustice" was an underrated PE album.

DOJ are a joke in your town

I like how he lauds Nauta as "a member of the US Navy," an obvious flag-wave to all the military supporters. We love our military, right folks? Unless you're Col. Vindman, then not so much.

what a fabulous batch of news updates to wake up to

Perimeter probe = the opposing side is looking at what you are doing.

Buckle up = gear up

Rock steady = man up

1/50 = mapping scaling description for terrain and distance (where are assets like bridges)

I don't think this is subtle. pic.twitter.com/pzWd3a1yFM

— Juliette Kayyem (@juliettekayyem) June 9, 2023

still find it hard to believe Trump will suffer any consequences but then again I didn't think he'd actually be on tape admitting to serious crimes

based on what i know about that guy, for him that's vv subtle. he's one of the fringiest fringe dwellers of the admittedly very fringy nu-GOP

you mean this guy? seems fine to me

@RepClayHiggins pushing an activist for asking tough questions is supposed to be normal? pic.twitter.com/CQx6s3PCQ3

— Kristy Fogle PA-C (@kristyfoglePAC) May 17, 2023