Twitter C/D

"discover more" random tweets showing up after replies might be what finally breaks me

seems like search is favoring blue checks now too, smart to show more of the worst posts

30 mins of technical difficulties, then "looks like we're ready to go here", then it cut out.

So far (5 minutes) on this twitter space, the app has crashed 4 times, DeSantis has been demoted from speaker to listener 3 times, and Elon and David seem to have their mics in the same room pointing at each other so there's constantly feedback. https://t.co/N9jOSzrg1I

— Paul E Williams (@PEWilliams_) May 24, 2023

they're going to say "he broke the internet", but streaming low bitrate audio to ~1m people is, well, it's probably not what spaces is designed for, but it's not a insolubly hard problem either. twitch and youtube both regularly have streams to 5m+ with full video and comments.

I tried to listen but just got the message “Spaces isn’t available for ipad yet.” Ok

this is probably a fitting launch to a doomed campaign

Nobody is happier than Fox News, which is going to make sure every Republican primary voter sees this one pic.twitter.com/3xti2wVg8c

— Ben Smith (@semaforben) May 24, 2023

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fw7UnbGaQAIbDyd?format=jpg&name=small

From the Guardian lol:

“Part of what Twitter is standing for is people should be exposed to different viewpoints,” said DeSantis, who has been working to ban viewpoints in classrooms across his state...

elon just said "i'd like to introduce ron" and then THERE WAS AN ECHO LIKE IT WAS MOCKING HIM "i'd like to introduce ron" and then he said "i've never seen anything like this before" and the echo said "i've never seen anything like this before" and then my app crashed again ahaha

— Best of Dying Twiter (@bestofdyingtwit) May 24, 2023

Lol Tucker’s show is going to be a disaster

Is there a conspiracy theory yet that it was hack by Chinese/Biden saboteurs?

nope - just the overwhelming excitement about his run, there's no server in the world that can contain that enthusiasm, he's a juggernaut rolling over wokeness, this was totally anticipated

I guess Musky should have updated his Real Audio plugin.

much to unpack here https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/110426610517273124

might actually watch this tonight

fuck it, full john wick 4 movie on the tl pic.twitter.com/0pe7nqimx7

— john wick’s dead wife (@ghoulhag) May 24, 2023

"I just know instinctively kind of what, like, normal people think about all this stuff" said Fascist Ron DeSantis on Twitter.

"I just know instinctively kind of what, like, normal people think about all this stuff" said Fascist Ron DeSantis on Twitter.

I know it's crashed for other people but I'm in the DeSantis campaign launch Twitter Space and it's working fine for me. DeSantis is saying something about "woke yogurts" and he seems near tears. Musk is in another window, gaming with the sound way up.

— David Roth (@david_j_roth) May 24, 2023

Culture-al marxism

i didn't see any of the desantis thing, but wtf at this video

Governor ​​@RonDeSantis is running for president to lead our Great American Comeback.

"We can and we must deliver big results for America." pic.twitter.com/YE6b8sGraL

— DeSantis War Room 🐊 (@DeSantisWarRoom) May 24, 2023

why is elon musk in the video so, so, so much? it's bizarre

...does desantis and his team think elon musk is...cool?

i'm not ready to confront these kinds of questions before i've had my coffee

that is truly pathetic

why is elon musk in the video so, so, so much? it's bizarre

because he'll be the one calling it for Wisconsin

As much as we all know that Elon sucks, I have to imagine that the DeSantis team sees an opportunity to align their candidate with someone who is in fact popular with a lot of people, many of whom are probably up for grabs politically. As artless as the video is, the play seems to be: "If you like Elon, vote for me."

The gross thing is DeSantis always tying himself to some daddy--remember his ad where's he's reading Trump's book to his kids?

This sounds like it was recorded with a tin can and string.

i'm not sure about musk's level of fame, name/face recognition among the average voter. but i think quite a few people would, upon watching that video, think that elon musk is the candidate. or, if they don't know his name, the guy stepping in and out of vehicles on stage and pointing at things and trying to be cool. the video looks like musk is the candidate and they hired some horrible 3rd rate actor to narrate the video

Does the term "woke mind virus" really resonate with people outside the cult? It's like a Democrat running and talking about "the former guy" or something.

Elon and DeSantis both seem like guys who are somewhat popular until people actually have to hear them speak, they're so much better off letting the media launder their reputation

Does the term "woke mind virus" really resonate with people outside the cult? It's like a Democrat running and talking about "the former guy" or something.

― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, May 25, 2023 10:50 AM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

gop needs to touch grass lol

Does the term "woke mind virus" really resonate with people outside the cult?

No. And it's worse than "the former guy" etc. - this is the Republican equivalent of a Democratic candidate using "problematic" and "intersectionality" every other sentence.

Musk was at one point the richest person in the world and was Time magazine person of the year a couple of years ago, so I do think a lot of people are aware of him, even if they don't know the extent of his whole deal.

holy cow that DeSantis War Room video is weird

i'm into weird videos and i can't even get through it, it's too weird

the images start repeating about a minute in

maybe the whole presidential campaign is a The Producers-esque tax loss scam?

tho we said that about Trump too

okay, i got through it. i will say that i am amazed that, by the end, i found myself rooting for and eagerly anticipating the FIFTH time they reused the same clips of an airboat speeding through florida swamps followed by elon musk using a flamethrower. however, they only used the clips four times, over the course of 3 and a half minutes, so i was disappointed

xp

Twitter appears to be removing the video view count metric, but Android users still see it in their version of the app

the Ron DeSantis campaign is fudging their view count numbers by more than double the amount https://t.co/aM1SNMVTHt pic.twitter.com/x3nHcoVdxq

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) May 25, 2023

why is elon musk in the video so, so, so much? it's bizarre

donations bruv

ron desantis

https://i.imgur.com/QLw3dBU.jpg

you might be wondering why i included that image of ron desantis commandeering an airboat. it's in there because he was thinking only of elon musk as he did it

his speech, which sounds like a 32kbps voice memo, doesn't even mention Elon, and yet Elon is in the video more than Ron is. the whole thing is so unfathomably bizarre, too weird to even be an AI thing, it's practically an On Cinema bit

hate to hand it to Morning Joe but this was pretty funny in response to the claim that Ron's announcement was "so big it broke the internet"

BREAKING: April the Giraffe takes a commanding lead over Trump and DeSantis in the polls. pic.twitter.com/EvoK9Qfp3R

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) May 25, 2023

xpost "When you have ads like with Elon Musk in them"

hello, i was wondering if somebody more online than me could tell me if this thread is a joke or not

If you are a fan of Taylor who falls into a marginalized group more intimately impacted by this I would be happy and honored to hear from you.

Thanks for listening & for letting me be human. Sequined romper pictures coming soon! pic.twitter.com/kXIo5DuXMA

— keyvan (@still_oppressed) May 25, 2023

sorry i posted the last tweet only but am referring to the whole thread

It's parody; all the text comes from a much longer tweet thread posted by an ultra-earnest white lady (who runs some kind of culty church?) crying about how it's Bad that Taylor Swift is dating (or so people seem to believe) the singer from The 1975, who is Very Bad because he made racist jokes on a podcast, or something. But she's still gonna go to the Taylor Swift concert, even though she is Conflicted.

its a goof on this thread

Before I leave for NYC, here is my thread on seeing Taylor this weekend while she is dating a racist, Islamophobic, anti-semitic overall problematic white man. While I don't necessarily "owe" anyone this thread, it is important to me to take my public leadership seriously.

— Holly Stallcup (@HollyStallcup) May 25, 2023