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Is Twitter a network?

― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, May 9, 2023 5:09 PM (forty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

what do you mean?

― rob, Tuesday, May 9, 2023 5:10 PM (forty-five minutes ago)

this was a genuine q, btw, but now I think you were asking this b/c of tucker's non-compete?

rob, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:57 (one year ago) link

tuckers claiming fox breached his contract https://www.axios.com/2023/05/09/tucker-carlson-fox-news-letter-fraud

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:59 (one year ago) link

patiently waiting for my 88yo mom's text about how to set up a twitter

― j.o.h.n. in evanston (john. a resident of chicago.), Tuesday, May 9, 2023 5:31 PM (forty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

If her handle is "88yo" she probably already knows

young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:14 (one year ago) link

very nice lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:16 (one year ago) link

ive been enjoying blocking the blue its funny to me

same

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:19 (one year ago) link

billionaire starts alt right publication, recruits tucker carlson

me: can't wait to joke around in comments section of the really nasty stuff, and post my own content, and look at the adverts

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:35 (one year ago) link

No, I meant like telling me you have a show on Twitter is like telling me your new album is coming out on gmail.com.

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:36 (one year ago) link

it's like telling me your new album is coming out on gmail.com and then sund4r pichai, the CEO of google, promotes your album

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:42 (one year ago) link

me: can't wait to joke around in comments section of the really nasty stuff, and post my own content, and look at the adverts

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Nobody is going to watch it, chill.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:54 (one year ago) link

lol Elon should charge extra for it. Tucker+.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 22:58 (one year ago) link

Just like no one looked at the Twitter files

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 23:05 (one year ago) link

If her handle is "88yo" she probably already knows

The most off-putting culture clash to me right now is the way so many Asian accounts and/or companies have 88 in their name because in their culture it means like "super good luck," so I get emails from some streetwear company called 88 Rising and shudder every time.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 23:14 (one year ago) link

idk, Pitchfork is reviewing the album of a white guy named "NxxxxxS"

young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 10 May 2023 01:16 (one year ago) link

nice website

https://i.imgur.com/SYQFRrr.png

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 May 2023 23:52 (one year ago) link

Guess what it suggests if you type “two”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 11 May 2023 03:18 (one year ago) link

apparently Elon Musk's Free Speech Boyz are posting animal abuse and then replying to people who complain about it with gifs and videos of animal abuse, absolutely charming

made entirely of styrofoam (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 11 May 2023 10:55 (one year ago) link

pretty funny swisher tweeted it out as speculation

Here is my first best guess here: ⁦@lindayacc⁩ of NBC. I will have more. (Musk says has found new CEO for Twitter | Reuters) https://t.co/HN4oNSeNj0

— Kara Swisher (@karaswisher) May 11, 2023

lag∞n, Thursday, 11 May 2023 23:50 (one year ago) link

they've been complimenting each other publicly for months, she's the only advertiser who supported him, he has no interest in advertising and wants to continue running all other aspects of the business, so it's a good fit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypZNWjPpOuI

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 12 May 2023 00:04 (one year ago) link

i wonder if the press is learning. musk tweeted that the deal is done (but did not say the name). the press is reporting the name (presumably from a source other than musk) but is saying they are "in talks" (i.e. is not trusting musk)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 12 May 2023 00:05 (one year ago) link

it’ll be interesting because there’s no one alive who he hasn’t turned his back on or fallen out with within months of a close relationship now

mh, Friday, 12 May 2023 04:15 (one year ago) link

I fully expect the stupid Tucker streaming bid to go wrong in three ways, Carlson says something mildly critical, and Musk acts like he’s unpersoned

mh, Friday, 12 May 2023 04:16 (one year ago) link

having an advertising person as ceo and musk running product doesnt seem like a recipe for success

lag∞n, Friday, 12 May 2023 12:38 (one year ago) link

understanding that you need to fix the ad business is good leaving the guy who killed the ad business in charge of the tools he did it with will prob not work

lag∞n, Friday, 12 May 2023 12:40 (one year ago) link

The idea of that cat thing just makes me wanna fucking die

MaresNest, Friday, 12 May 2023 12:52 (one year ago) link

Jack Posobiec, Mike Pompeo, David Sacks’ anti-Ukraine rhetoric, Matt Taibbi’s first Twitter Files thread, anti-immigrant rhetoric from Larry Elder

Twitter’s potential next CEO: pic.twitter.com/0ltRPT25q7

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) May 12, 2023

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Friday, 12 May 2023 13:33 (one year ago) link

The most off-putting culture clash to me right now is the way so many Asian accounts and/or companies have 88 in their name because in their culture it means like "super good luck,"

It actually took one of my kids to point out that celebrating a favourite tennis player with one of the years they were most successful (beat Agassi in LA the week Blue Bell Knoll came out!) as my Twitter handle was, er, no longer ok. But :shrug: At least my Insta handle means "f--- H", maybe?

Michael Jones, Friday, 12 May 2023 13:44 (one year ago) link

favourite tennis player with one of the years they were most successful (beat Agassi in LA the week Blue Bell Knoll came out!)

This was a lot of homework, Mr. Jones, but I finished the assignment and learned a few things along the way.

peace, man, Friday, 12 May 2023 13:51 (one year ago) link

:)

I could've avoided a whole heap o'trouble by just going with the year of the Connors match everyone* remembers. But that was painful! (* - almost no one)

Michael Jones, Friday, 12 May 2023 14:01 (one year ago) link

We shall henceforth refer to '88 as the Year of Daydream Nation

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Friday, 12 May 2023 14:04 (one year ago) link

it is a very, very funny day on twitter

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 12 May 2023 16:27 (one year ago) link

complaints that she's a wef/davos board member in elon's mentions

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 12 May 2023 16:44 (one year ago) link

lmao https://twitter.com/search?q=WEF&src=typed_query

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 12 May 2023 16:47 (one year ago) link

total meltdown. it's all over. everybody back to truth social. commie wokester in charge.

dan selzer, Friday, 12 May 2023 17:04 (one year ago) link

woke commie would've been better way of saying that.

dan selzer, Friday, 12 May 2023 17:04 (one year ago) link

lol at the notion that ANY corporate executive in America is a "far left loon"

Elon Musk … the woke mind virus is a threat to the world.

Also Elon Musk … I just hired a far left loon deeply infected with the woke mind virus to run Twitter.

Twitter 2.0 was fun while it lasted - get ready for it to suck again.

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) May 12, 2023

jaymc, Friday, 12 May 2023 17:09 (one year ago) link

a rare miss from Catturd TM

contrapuntal aversion (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 May 2023 17:10 (one year ago) link

Judging by her likes she seems like a slightly lower key type of shithead so

Everybody's gonna get what they got coming (gyac), Friday, 12 May 2023 17:14 (one year ago) link

lmao that your profile tells everyone how many feeds you subscribe to, not how many are subscribed to you. thats so dumb...who wants people to know what you subscribe to?

frogbs, Friday, 12 May 2023 19:55 (one year ago) link

I am excited to officially take on the role as CEO of Twitter. This has been in the works for months. https://t.co/I46A4zKh1O

— Dionne Warwick (@dionnewarwick) May 11, 2023

Tracer Hand, Friday, 12 May 2023 20:26 (one year ago) link

<3 :D :D

contrapuntal aversion (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 May 2023 20:27 (one year ago) link

please live forever Dionne

contrapuntal aversion (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 May 2023 20:28 (one year ago) link

tweet on by...

dan selzer, Friday, 12 May 2023 20:43 (one year ago) link

subscribers helping Elon with damage control. No, see, she is just as crazy as us!

NEW Twitter CEO follows

Tucker Carlson
Ben Shapiro
TPUSA
Blexit
Wiki Leaks
Dan Bongino
libs of tiktok
Defeat Crooked Hilary
Joe Rogan
Jack Posobiec
John Crist
Mark Levin
Melania Trump
Medical experts against COVID hysteria

& the WEF

What to make of this?

— E (@ElijahSchaffer) May 12, 2023

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 12 May 2023 23:25 (one year ago) link

what to make of this?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 12 May 2023 23:51 (one year ago) link

no doubt gathering intelligence on the rebels to share with her Davos cronies

symsymsym, Saturday, 13 May 2023 00:34 (one year ago) link

I scrolled all the way to the end of her follows, and one of the first 10 accounts she followed (after, like, Kim Kardashian and Steve Martin) was Paul Ryan. So, she seems like ... a Republican.

jaymc, Saturday, 13 May 2023 01:07 (one year ago) link

Did your brain fall out of your head, Yglesias? The choice is have Twitter throttled in its entirety or limit access to some tweets. Which one do you want?

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 13, 2023

“Did your brain fall out of your head, Yglesias” is a good line.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 13 May 2023 17:02 (one year ago) link

i see that elon tweeted out some pepe shit at 3 am about the first amendment being the freedom to share memes with your alt right friends and the second amendment being the solution for when "they" try to prevent the sharing of memes. then the first several dozen replies are blue checkmarks with a bunch of people who love pepe and cryptocurrency

z_tbd, Saturday, 13 May 2023 17:09 (one year ago) link

z_tbd - I want to point out that that specific spelling of friends - "frens" - is specifically white supremacist and anti-semetic.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/after-9-months-reddit-finally-bans-group-spreading-thinly-veiled-anti-semitism/

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sites/frenworld

peace, man, Saturday, 13 May 2023 22:23 (one year ago) link


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