Twitter C/D

better than buying Twitter so you can hang out with Laura Loomer I guess

congratulations to twitter.com for picking up tucker carlson's new show (not joke).

Uh.

Murdoch got rid of Tucker Carlson. Musk can't even get rid of some random popular shitposter who humiliates him.

― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, May 9, 2023 11:26 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

community notes going to be poppin'

Is Twitter a network?

what do you mean?

streams routinely happen on Twitter, so no reason they can't show a show.

but god, this is now codified as another Telegram type site.

community notes going to be poppin'

― mh, Tuesday, 9 May 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Can't wait.

patiently waiting for my 88yo mom's text about how to set up a twitter

love to watch a tv show on twitter dot com a totally normal activity

as documented above I watched the entire Super Mario movie on twitter

#onethread

Be a good time to put forward a concerted effort to overload servers at specific times

seems like this is prob a stop gap until tucker can figure out something real/resolve his contractual stuff with fox

Is Twitter a network?

― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Tuesday, May 9, 2023 5:09 PM (forty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

what do you mean?

― rob, Tuesday, May 9, 2023 5:10 PM (forty-five minutes ago)

this was a genuine q, btw, but now I think you were asking this b/c of tucker's non-compete?

tuckers claiming fox breached his contract https://www.axios.com/2023/05/09/tucker-carlson-fox-news-letter-fraud

patiently waiting for my 88yo mom's text about how to set up a twitter

― j.o.h.n. in evanston (john. a resident of chicago.), Tuesday, May 9, 2023 5:31 PM (forty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

If her handle is "88yo" she probably already knows

very nice lol

ive been enjoying blocking the blue its funny to me

same

billionaire starts alt right publication, recruits tucker carlson

me: can't wait to joke around in comments section of the really nasty stuff, and post my own content, and look at the adverts

No, I meant like telling me you have a show on Twitter is like telling me your new album is coming out on gmail.com.

it's like telling me your new album is coming out on gmail.com and then sund4r pichai, the CEO of google, promotes your album

me: can't wait to joke around in comments section of the really nasty stuff, and post my own content, and look at the adverts

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 bookmarkflaglink

Nobody is going to watch it, chill.

lol Elon should charge extra for it. Tucker+.

Just like no one looked at the Twitter files

If her handle is "88yo" she probably already knows

The most off-putting culture clash to me right now is the way so many Asian accounts and/or companies have 88 in their name because in their culture it means like "super good luck," so I get emails from some streetwear company called 88 Rising and shudder every time.

idk, Pitchfork is reviewing the album of a white guy named "NxxxxxS"

nice website

https://i.imgur.com/SYQFRrr.png

Guess what it suggests if you type “two”

apparently Elon Musk's Free Speech Boyz are posting animal abuse and then replying to people who complain about it with gifs and videos of animal abuse, absolutely charming

the new ceo (apparently) on musk back in november:

https://adage.com/article/digital-marketing-ad-tech-news/elon-musks-twitter-gets-support-nbcuniversals-linda-yaccarino/2451061

pretty funny swisher tweeted it out as speculation

Here is my first best guess here: ⁦@lindayacc⁩ of NBC. I will have more. (Musk says has found new CEO for Twitter | Reuters) https://t.co/HN4oNSeNj0

— Kara Swisher (@karaswisher) May 11, 2023

they've been complimenting each other publicly for months, she's the only advertiser who supported him, he has no interest in advertising and wants to continue running all other aspects of the business, so it's a good fit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypZNWjPpOuI

i wonder if the press is learning. musk tweeted that the deal is done (but did not say the name). the press is reporting the name (presumably from a source other than musk) but is saying they are "in talks" (i.e. is not trusting musk)

it’ll be interesting because there’s no one alive who he hasn’t turned his back on or fallen out with within months of a close relationship now

I fully expect the stupid Tucker streaming bid to go wrong in three ways, Carlson says something mildly critical, and Musk acts like he’s unpersoned

having an advertising person as ceo and musk running product doesnt seem like a recipe for success

understanding that you need to fix the ad business is good leaving the guy who killed the ad business in charge of the tools he did it with will prob not work

The idea of that cat thing just makes me wanna fucking die

Jack Posobiec, Mike Pompeo, David Sacks’ anti-Ukraine rhetoric, Matt Taibbi’s first Twitter Files thread, anti-immigrant rhetoric from Larry Elder

Twitter’s potential next CEO: pic.twitter.com/0ltRPT25q7

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) May 12, 2023

The most off-putting culture clash to me right now is the way so many Asian accounts and/or companies have 88 in their name because in their culture it means like "super good luck,"

It actually took one of my kids to point out that celebrating a favourite tennis player with one of the years they were most successful (beat Agassi in LA the week Blue Bell Knoll came out!) as my Twitter handle was, er, no longer ok. But :shrug: At least my Insta handle means "f--- H", maybe?

favourite tennis player with one of the years they were most successful (beat Agassi in LA the week Blue Bell Knoll came out!)

This was a lot of homework, Mr. Jones, but I finished the assignment and learned a few things along the way.

:)

I could've avoided a whole heap o'trouble by just going with the year of the Connors match everyone* remembers. But that was painful! (* - almost no one)

We shall henceforth refer to '88 as the Year of Daydream Nation

it is a very, very funny day on twitter

complaints that she's a wef/davos board member in elon's mentions

lmao https://twitter.com/search?q=WEF&src=typed_query

total meltdown. it's all over. everybody back to truth social. commie wokester in charge.

woke commie would've been better way of saying that.

lol at the notion that ANY corporate executive in America is a "far left loon"

Elon Musk … the woke mind virus is a threat to the world.

Also Elon Musk … I just hired a far left loon deeply infected with the woke mind virus to run Twitter.

Twitter 2.0 was fun while it lasted - get ready for it to suck again.

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) May 12, 2023