thread for KING CHARLES III (regnal name george vii)

atm the American news coverage might be even more obsequious than the UK pres.

xp
yes, he's a weirdo - but not a good one!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-65507464
Listen to Stephen Fry talk absolute bollocks about how having a monarch that no-one voted for is somehow better than having an elected president because "half the nation (...) would loathe them".

so much impractical clothing

atm the American news coverage might be even more obsequious than the UK pres.

No surprise there tbh.

the funeral was more cheerful than this service

Abolish Stephen fry

Sunak's got a right lisp on him. A bit unfortunate considering he's reading "St Paul's Letter to the Corinthians"

(I would have written that in lisp-language but my spellcheck-corrector would have had a fit)

Looks happy.

pic.twitter.com/hkAH2E7Tf3

— Kristi Yamaguccimane (@wapplehouse) May 6, 2023

god bless Tony

I THINK THIS OS THE FIRST TOME IN LIVING MEMORY WE HAVE A LABOUR MONARCH.

— TONY BELL #TONLYFANS 😻 (@altgazza) May 6, 2023

Let’s never forget, Liz Truss made Penny Mordaunt Leader of the House of Commons to keep her out of the limelight pic.twitter.com/xX5dWO5MxJ

— Richard Morris (@richardmorrisuk) May 6, 2023

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FvcehWPWAAEdPkS?format=jpg&name=medium

Paddington they’re wearing bearskins https://t.co/2aN6TZ37c6

— Hannah Rose Woods (@hannahrosewoods) May 6, 2023

call me a snob but nothing says classy celebration of heritage and tradition like having Ant and Dec at your church do

It’s just a shame liz killed liz too late for charlie to have his hero savile in attendance. In spirit, in spirit

Fact of the Day: Soldiers on guard at Buckingham Palace balance on their right foot during the #Coronation as the transfer of power is moved to King Charles III, once the King is crowned their left foot will lower to signify the completion of power transfer

📸 from a Canberra pic.twitter.com/QpAZqXpZ1F

— RAF_Luton (@RAF_Luton) May 6, 2023

you look fucking ridiculous lads, you'd have more dignity doing a minimum wage packing job

That’s another gag I’m afraid

….or is it (it is)

Yeah, it's a parody account but eminently believable with all the other dumb shit going on today

often the UK parody stuff seems very close to real

The phrase "Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch" is trending over here and I can immediately guess why.

Please let it be because someone threw a hand grenade at the royals while I was out at the shops.

Charles' magic Cloak of Power protected him iirc

In the (well advised) absence of a Celtic game to day, it was up to Hibs fans to carry on the good work.

Easter Rd message to the Royal parasites #GGTTH pic.twitter.com/ta3yzv3CzX

— Kevin Williamson (@williamsonkev) May 6, 2023

James Connolly himself would be proud of the old Hibees.

Hibs fans banner this afternoon pic.twitter.com/WV6ncrIONV

— Patrick McPartlin (@p_mcpartlin) May 6, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRN4xcPTS_M

The fucker looks like a VAR decision has just gone against him and he knows it's going to cost him his job pic.twitter.com/DUgtx1dtiY

— Peter (@pickyouredge) May 7, 2023

He's looked about 40 from the age of 3 onwards.

I haven't watched this with the sound on.

Did they think we wouldn’t see this?!
In return for Katy Perry & Lionel Richie agreeing to perform at the coronation concert, Charles & Camilla had to do a turn on American Idol.

Desperate stuff. Cringe me a river 😬😬😂#Coronation #notmykingorqueen

pic.twitter.com/GL2IfF2IGP

— Snow (@Lookinupatstars) May 8, 2023

He's got cancer btw.

I have to say I honestly hope he doesn't die, as it would simply be too much of a pain in the arse right now

No he is cancer.

He's got some of that rescue remedy, should clear it up

A "form of cancer", to be precise.

Tumorregnum

i expect this will have subdued media coverage and i won't hear anything else about it for months

Anglicancer

Interested to see if he’s going to treat it with homeopathy tbh

let's hope so, we'll get another bank holiday

Btw I thought of Tumorregnum first, then Anglicancer, then Cancerbury Cathedral, then Saxe-Coburg and Goiter, then the Royal House of Tumor.

Of these, I don't think I can improve on Anglicancer.

But Royal House of Tumor has potential. Thoughts welcome.

Pray for the Regal Colon

One more bank hol!

God save our gracious :
May it not become a ;

Sorry that's one more day off because of the extra coronation

his grandad had the right idea - stay in the pink, with ciggies and drink. If I was his doctor I'd prescribe him 30 cigarettes and a bottle of Glenlivet a day.

rip big man, heaven needed a sausage-fingered racist

Live: View of Buckingham Palace after King Charles cancer diagnosis announced
https://t.co/dIDxnlYUAQ

— The Independent (@Independent) February 5, 2024

Can't wait to go through all of this again 🤩

pls tell me someone left an alf

better start queuing