Twitter C/D

i like having jack in the mix forrest gump of the internet

the shauncey gardner of web 5.0

*chauncey

lol yeah good work if you can get it

uh oh

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fu2DaSvaQAEAyj6?format=jpg&name=large

twitter where elon is the main character: pathetic

new twitter: also pathetic somehow

He’s being very candid!

You can see his skeets (or anyone’s) without an account

https://blue.amazingca.dev/?username=jack.bsky.social

…skeets?

if there's 2 Twitters then theres 0 Twitters. especially since you know Big Bay Elon is gonna be like "ohhh you can't link over there, it's against our teeeerrrms". so I say its good!!! let em fight!!!

xpost sky + tweet = skeet

Yeah, but ....skeets?

when a tweet and a bluesky love each other very much, but the tweet has stamina issues

skeets somehow worse than toots

Pretty sure my relationship with Twitter now is like my relationship with EVE Online. The perverse insanity is hilarious and awesomely entertaining but in no way am I participating.

the new york times called them skeets, it's over pic.twitter.com/WmxgZ4LKWw

— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) April 28, 2023

Crunk revival begins

he's on the board but i don't think he owns more than a small stake, and unless things have changed for him he never does anything or picks up the phone or attends board meetings ever.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 28 April 2023 bookmarkflaglink

People who have it all figured out etc.

Bleets.

Bleets by dril

from the window to the wall aw tweet tweet

...because it's only a matter of time before some politician makes the news for reskeeting a groyper...

is there a problem with clay pigeons? i think that is a wonderful portmanteu. /yourgrandma

or portmanteau

hearing theyre calling threads ropes now

1,000 skeets and you win a pearl necklace.

skats

perfect metaphor if you think about it little drops of waste everywhere

...that's why I like "bleets"... it's snappier than "ineffectual mewlings"...

hearing theyre calling threads ropes now

― lag∞n, Saturday, 29 April 2023 10:56 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao

wmho

predict elon will get a bluesky account and try to be a fun easy breezy guy on there and every one will harsh on him and he will leave

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-10/10/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/anigif_sub-buzz-23098-1507655368-1.gif

It’s really annoying that I have to read about another Twitter on Twitter

Just mute "skeet*"

my feed would be empty

The way cinema was meant to be viewed: on a platform too understaffed to quickly remove content that violates intellectual property laws. https://t.co/F6hMIR9tUe

— Travis View (@travis_view) April 30, 2023

fire all the mods, what could go wrong?

Not The Super Mario Bros Movie 1/2 pic.twitter.com/nb2AtRKUm4

— Twilight Sparkle (@OMGitssAshley) April 28, 2023

it’s from a verified account so it has to be legit

Maybe James Cameron can win Twitter in a lawsuit

I watched the entire Mario movie from those tweets this morning lol

lmao apparently there's this thing going around where if you put "former blue check" in your bio it'll give you the check back if you lost it. but now people are thinking it happens if you just modify your bio at all

I have some suspicions about why that would work and they all involve the reuse of existing account flags while changing functionality and doing some really sketchy boolean logic

so yeah probably that

updating your profile in certain ways probably does something with the check, since updating your name causes it to have to get re-verified or something right? god, what a mess. lmao

my login cookie stopped working yesterday for some reason, i can't stay logged in now. probably for the best

Not interested in this sport.

ok, we won't show you any more of this sport

...refresh. same tweet.

Not interested in this team.

ok, we won't show you any more of this team

...refresh. same tweet.

Not interested in this player

ok, we won't show you any more of this player

...refresh. same tweet.

Not interested in this fan account for this player

...

repeat for 3 devices...

twitter just logged me out and won’t let me log back in again. its good

Maybe Elon will shut off Twitter on Tuesdays and Thursdays so we can all go get fresh air, like in Ready Player One

twitter just logged me out and won’t let me log back in again. its good

― 龜, Monday, May 1, 2023 12:46 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yah same on desktop on chrome. seems to work on mobile

same here