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i dont look at it much but when i do its just all accounts i follow idk what the deal is

lag∞n, Friday, 28 April 2023 02:38 (three years ago)

elon unbanned weed hitler whoa

, Friday, 28 April 2023 03:07 (three years ago)

nice

lag∞n, Friday, 28 April 2023 03:11 (three years ago)

I’m not joining another fuckin app that shit is over

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 28 April 2023 03:53 (three years ago)

I’m not joining another fuckin app that shit is over

This is how I feel. I tried Mastodon; I didn't like it. I joined a couple of Discord servers; I don't like those. I use Substack Notes because I'm communicating with people who already subscribe to my newsletter, so that makes sense to me. But Bluesky seems to be attracting a lot of the people I hate on Twitter, so fuck that.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 28 April 2023 04:13 (three years ago)

(abandons house that is actively burning down, moves into house where wisps of smokes are escaping cracks in windows, gives a double thumbs up and a Fonzie 'aaaayyyyyy')

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 April 2023 12:32 (three years ago)

tbf elons not there

lag∞n, Friday, 28 April 2023 12:35 (three years ago)

I'm tempted, but the fact it's owned by Dorsey is pretty lol

rob, Friday, 28 April 2023 12:37 (three years ago)

though if he pre-permabanned elon I'd be begging for an invite

rob, Friday, 28 April 2023 12:38 (three years ago)

social media is over... and that's fine

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 28 April 2023 12:43 (three years ago)

it's for bots now: https://chirper.ai/

rob, Friday, 28 April 2023 12:45 (three years ago)

the world needs a twitter being able to tell centrist pundits that there are worms in their brains is an innovation that cannot be rolled back

lag∞n, Friday, 28 April 2023 12:46 (three years ago)

I remember a parody site from the early days of social media called "isolatr" where you couldn't add friends or see anyone else's profile

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 28 April 2023 13:01 (three years ago)

I'm tempted, but the fact it's owned by Dorsey is pretty lol

― rob, Friday, April 28, 2023 8:37 AM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

he's on the board but i don't think he owns more than a small stake, and unless things have changed for him he never does anything or picks up the phone or attends board meetings ever.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 28 April 2023 16:49 (three years ago)

ah, I had a feeling "owned" wasn't quite right

rob, Friday, 28 April 2023 16:54 (three years ago)

I'm going to need at least 15% Dorsey involvement before I join a new social media platform

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Friday, 28 April 2023 17:44 (three years ago)

i like having jack in the mix forrest gump of the internet

lag∞n, Friday, 28 April 2023 17:47 (three years ago)

the shauncey gardner of web 5.0

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 28 April 2023 17:56 (three years ago)

*chauncey

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 28 April 2023 17:56 (three years ago)

lol yeah good work if you can get it

lag∞n, Friday, 28 April 2023 17:57 (three years ago)

uh oh

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fu2DaSvaQAEAyj6?format=jpg&name=large

lag∞n, Saturday, 29 April 2023 01:25 (three years ago)

twitter where elon is the main character: pathetic

new twitter: also pathetic somehow

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 29 April 2023 02:04 (three years ago)

He’s being very candid!

You can see his skeets (or anyone’s) without an account

https://blue.amazingca.dev/?username=jack.bsky.social

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 29 April 2023 03:10 (three years ago)

…skeets?

flopson, Saturday, 29 April 2023 03:13 (three years ago)

if there's 2 Twitters then theres 0 Twitters. especially since you know Big Bay Elon is gonna be like "ohhh you can't link over there, it's against our teeeerrrms". so I say its good!!! let em fight!!!

frogbs, Saturday, 29 April 2023 03:18 (three years ago)

xpost sky + tweet = skeet

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 April 2023 03:36 (three years ago)

Yeah, but ....skeets?

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Saturday, 29 April 2023 04:18 (three years ago)

when a tweet and a bluesky love each other very much, but the tweet has stamina issues

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 April 2023 04:47 (three years ago)

skeets somehow worse than toots

Roz, Saturday, 29 April 2023 05:00 (three years ago)

Pretty sure my relationship with Twitter now is like my relationship with EVE Online. The perverse insanity is hilarious and awesomely entertaining but in no way am I participating.

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 29 April 2023 06:18 (three years ago)

the new york times called them skeets, it's over pic.twitter.com/WmxgZ4LKWw

— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) April 28, 2023

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 29 April 2023 08:58 (three years ago)

Crunk revival begins

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 April 2023 13:20 (three years ago)

he's on the board but i don't think he owns more than a small stake, and unless things have changed for him he never does anything or picks up the phone or attends board meetings ever.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 28 April 2023 bookmarkflaglink

People who have it all figured out etc.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 29 April 2023 13:24 (three years ago)

Bleets.

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Saturday, 29 April 2023 13:39 (three years ago)

Bleets by dril

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 April 2023 13:47 (three years ago)

from the window to the wall aw tweet tweet

lag∞n, Saturday, 29 April 2023 13:49 (three years ago)

...because it's only a matter of time before some politician makes the news for reskeeting a groyper...

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Saturday, 29 April 2023 13:55 (three years ago)

is there a problem with clay pigeons? i think that is a wonderful portmanteu. /yourgrandma

Laurie Anderson’s Singing Bowl Migraine Orchestra (Hunt3r), Saturday, 29 April 2023 14:10 (three years ago)

or portmanteau

Laurie Anderson’s Singing Bowl Migraine Orchestra (Hunt3r), Saturday, 29 April 2023 14:11 (three years ago)

hearing theyre calling threads ropes now

lag∞n, Saturday, 29 April 2023 14:56 (three years ago)

1,000 skeets and you win a pearl necklace.

Every post of mine is an expression of eternity (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 29 April 2023 15:39 (three years ago)

skats

ꙮ (map), Saturday, 29 April 2023 16:43 (three years ago)

perfect metaphor if you think about it little drops of waste everywhere

ꙮ (map), Saturday, 29 April 2023 16:44 (three years ago)

...that's why I like "bleets"... it's snappier than "ineffectual mewlings"...

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Saturday, 29 April 2023 16:59 (three years ago)

hearing theyre calling threads ropes now

― lag∞n, Saturday, 29 April 2023 10:56 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lmao

flopson, Saturday, 29 April 2023 18:44 (three years ago)

wmho

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Saturday, 29 April 2023 19:49 (three years ago)

predict elon will get a bluesky account and try to be a fun easy breezy guy on there and every one will harsh on him and he will leave

lag∞n, Saturday, 29 April 2023 19:55 (three years ago)

It’s really annoying that I have to read about another Twitter on Twitter

young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 29 April 2023 21:54 (three years ago)

Just mute "skeet*"

papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 29 April 2023 21:55 (three years ago)


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