Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Lalo Salamanca only slept a couple hours a night. He got his best ideas when it was quiet out.

Vladimir Nabokov, as well.

Yeah but he's just a fictional character

also everyone who says they only sleep x number of not vary many hours is lying, which is in some way worse they think not sleeping is cool

theres also the studies that have found that insomniacs are sleeping when they claim to not be, and they really believe it, the human mind is a total freak show more or less

I don't even own a bed.

You hipster.

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Photoshop some Uggs on him

The 'Trump sucks' thread has morphed into the 'DeSantis sucks' thread so slowly I barely noticed. No doubt Ronald would consider this a measure of success.

ive come to think of ron as the shadow trump

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desantis' boots only white to distract from the weird fuckin shit going on with the cop's left foot - looks like he's just snapped his ankle?

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I just read a piece speculating that Trump might pick Marge Greene as his running mate. Please, oh please.

The day he selects a woman VP candidate is the day I know he has at least one real, existing campaign manager still

You say that now, but when it turns out to be Ivanka...

Pencil it in!

New via AJC: Fulton County DA Fani Willis tells law enforcement to expect a decision on whether Trump will be charged over his efforts to overturn 2020 election results between July 11 and September 1.

— Hugo Lowell (@hugolowell) April 24, 2023

Willis revealed the timetable in a letter to local law enforcement in which she asked them to be ready for “heightened security and preparedness” because she predicted her announcement “may provoke a significant public reaction.”

just do it now whats the problem

Gotta prepare, I guess. Police barriers don't put up themselves.

Between July 11 and September 1. Okay.

Possibly in Fulton County but maybe in, heck, I dunno, Tulsa?

There will be between 1 and 73 charges.

Possible statutes under which the charges may fall can be found in U.S. Code sections 1 through 597, and Georgia Code sections 2 through 434.

"I'm not a candidate, so we'll see if and when that changes," Gov. DeSantis, who is in Japan right now, says when asked about polls that show him falling behind Trump. pic.twitter.com/nDVeyBoVHN

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) April 24, 2023

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don't think I've heard him speak before.
this man is never going to be president.

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— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) April 24, 2023

It's like he can't hide his general resentment of the world and dislike of being questioned, and can only react with sarcasm. I do wonder what that cut in the middle of the video is about, though, so it seems like the video has been altered at least a little to cut out something in the middle

or maybe just to reframe his response

Kinda rocking the Paul Lynde vibe - camp is king

did not think I could possibly hate this guy anymore but the way he talk about "the N-word" every single time he gets up to speak is so fucking infuriating. even as a bad South Park style joke it makes no sense!! people say "nuclear" all the time! idk just feels like with all the talk about Trump being a criminal and traitor he felt the need to remind them that he's also a racist as well

thats him

ron!

New story, more to come: Disney sues Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis over control of self-governing district >> https://t.co/7Q64zl1fLS

— Daniel Arkin (@d_arkin) April 26, 2023

i would like a browser plugin that automatically replaces any image of desantis with the recent one with his mouth wide open

how is that man only like 2 years older than me

every time you try to completely fuck over an innocent person, it ages you 20 seconds. it doesn't sound like a lot but it has quickly added up for ron

Alex Jones is only 49

Alex Jones is only 49

xxp if this were true Trump would have been dead at 30

Alex Jones' death will be the most predictable thing ever, yet will still be viewed as an unexplainable mystery by his fans

Judge in Carroll v. Trump case admonished Trump for social media comments, telling Trump's lawyer: “We’re getting into an area, conceivably, where your client may or may not be tampering with a new source of potential liability" https://t.co/ZgG18joSc3

— erica orden (@eorden) April 26, 2023

Trump's lawyer seemed to acknowledge the difficulty of restraining his client:

“Here’s all I can tell you: I will speak to my client and ask him to refrain from any further posts regarding this case...I will do the best I can do, your honor. That’s all I can say.”

— erica orden (@eorden) April 26, 2023

Reading between lines that are triple spaced apart.

why would anyone even take him as a client doesnt pay doesnt listen toxic reputation

i mean i guess it could raise your profile but more likely than not prospective clients would be turned off by the association

con: you get disbarred
pro: you become a pundit on fox news

punditry does seem better than lawyering tbf