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I agree with this, I think he's keeping some on there so it looks like they are subscribed

LeBron and Stephen King still having checks makes me think they didn't pay and that Elon specifically preserved theirs because they publicly embarrassed him.

— Barry Petchesky (@barry) April 20, 2023

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 April 2023 19:46 (three years ago)

I remember sth about the top 1000 accounts keeping their blue ticks

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 20 April 2023 20:01 (three years ago)

I signed up for Twitter blue back in 2021, long before Elon bought the site, bc as a content creator, the ability to post long videos was invaluable. It still is. I respect alternative choices, but someone of us are actually paying for a useful professional service.

I have zero… https://t.co/Cuvym9ovTR

— Briahna Joy Gray (@briebriejoy) April 20, 2023

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 20 April 2023 20:13 (three years ago)

pic.twitter.com/v8KT8mJ02k

— da jjar (@da_jjar) April 20, 2023

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 20 April 2023 20:13 (three years ago)

kind of lame to drag her for that IMO

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 April 2023 20:22 (three years ago)

Lol this is hilarious

It's over pic.twitter.com/wWmv86yJdM

— Mr. Bedtime (@InternetHippo) April 20, 2023

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 20 April 2023 20:42 (three years ago)

kind of lame to drag her for that IMO

Agreed. She's already demonstrated that she's vacuous human garbage in like 8000 other ways...

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 20 April 2023 20:45 (three years ago)

My Twitter account says I’ve subscribed to Twitter Blue. I haven’t.
My Twitter account says I’ve given a phone number. I haven’t.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) April 20, 2023

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 April 2023 21:03 (three years ago)

the 'this mo'fo paid for Twitter' burn was actually pretty hilarious the first month or so but I've gotten tired of it.

which isn't to say the move to paid only blue checks isn't completely horrible, because it defeats the purpose of the checks to begin with, and it's just going to increase the amount of fake news and imposters and detritus on that platform.

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 April 2023 21:04 (three years ago)

NEW: Have confirmed that LeBron, who has 52 million followers and has said he won’t pay for verification, was emailed by a Twitter employee with the offer to have his sub comped “on behalf of Elon Musk.”

James did not accept but his account is showing that he paid anyway.

— Alex Heath (@alexeheath) April 20, 2023

I’m paying for a few personally

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 20, 2023

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 April 2023 22:18 (three years ago)

which isn't to say the move to paid only blue checks isn't completely horrible, because it defeats the purpose of the checks to begin with, and it's just going to increase the amount of fake news and imposters and detritus on that platform.

― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 April 2023 bookmarkflaglink

There are like ten pope Francis imposters on my timeline rn how is this is not great?!

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 20 April 2023 22:29 (three years ago)

That shit is kinda funny tbh

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 April 2023 22:30 (three years ago)

theyre gonna get sued which is how the blue checks started in the first place

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 April 2023 22:35 (three years ago)

The grifters are crying.

New genre of post: twitter blue subscribers complaining that they aren’t famous enough to get verified for free pic.twitter.com/q5I54nLHdl

— Ed Zitron (@edzitron) April 20, 2023

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 20 April 2023 22:38 (three years ago)

What Elon doesn't understand about his "$8/month for herpes" offer is that nobody's hung up on the cost, the big issue is the herpes pic.twitter.com/VhoINbh2kc

— Krister Johnson (@KristerJohnson) April 20, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 April 2023 23:05 (three years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FuMiTbHWIAAtcbb?format=jpg&name=large

lag∞n, Friday, 21 April 2023 00:08 (three years ago)

proper lol

meat and two vdgg (emsworth), Friday, 21 April 2023 00:25 (three years ago)

It's all been worth it.

This machine bores fascism (PBKR), Friday, 21 April 2023 01:03 (three years ago)

Omg cry laughing

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 April 2023 01:15 (three years ago)

they fired so many backend people they just shipped this as a frontend change lmao

Ah, yeah... looks like people who were verified still are verified. He literally just hid it.https://t.co/dXwR8yfsZG

— Alexandra Erin | alexandrae✧✧✧@peoplemak✧✧✧.ga✧✧✧ (@AlexandraErin) April 20, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 21 April 2023 02:46 (three years ago)

beautiful

lag∞n, Friday, 21 April 2023 02:48 (three years ago)

lol

c u (crüt), Friday, 21 April 2023 03:48 (three years ago)

I woke up to a gold Twitter badge. No clue why.

Then saw this email:

As of today, you MUST have a verified account to advertise on Twitter.

I was auto-upgraded to Twitter Gold courtesy of my ad spend, cheers Elon!

I wonder if Meta will follow suit? pic.twitter.com/4YJ4IsGi7W

— Lorenzo Green 〰️ (@mrgreen) April 21, 2023

lag∞n, Friday, 21 April 2023 12:06 (three years ago)

I'm not saying Musk is doing a good job, working for the right reasons, or even realises what he's doing. BUT the idea of moving twitter away from advertising revenue towards a platform with a nominal user fee is not terrible at its core.

— Unlearning Economics (@UnlearnEcon) April 21, 2023

xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 April 2023 12:07 (three years ago)

I mean I see that -- he was made to buy it, he'll want a return -- and you'd think supplying a functioning product would be a good first step

xyzzzz__, Friday, 21 April 2023 12:10 (three years ago)

xxp lol this mf spent at least $1000 for Twitter

dicbo=v2-ubswizzb&hrt (stevie), Friday, 21 April 2023 12:14 (three years ago)

I'm not sure what the tipping point would be for most media to follow suit, but the way Musk is going we'll probably find out.

Bye, Twitter. 🥺 The tipping point was having to pay for verification, when we feel we add a lot of value. We also feel solidarity with NPR, and share concerns about Twitter’s direction. You can find us on the blog and TikTok. If we join another platform, we’ll send word here. 🫡

— SCOTUSblog (@SCOTUSblog) April 20, 2023

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Friday, 21 April 2023 13:42 (three years ago)

Huh if you're not logged in, looks like they finally killed browsing any trending areas (lmao looks like search as well) – clicking any trending topic or search attempt takes you to a login page. Wild gambit for account growth.

ヽ(´ー`)┌ (CompuPost), Friday, 21 April 2023 14:04 (three years ago)

he has not realized that only a small percentage of people share one of his chief derangements, aka “poster’s disease “

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Friday, 21 April 2023 14:09 (three years ago)

Thisisfine.jpg etc

I can practically *feel* the coming uptick in scamming. pic.twitter.com/H1h0j76nUb

— John Scott-Railton (@jsrailton) April 20, 2023

groovypanda, Friday, 21 April 2023 14:15 (three years ago)

I understand the principled objection to paying for a platform that relies exclusively on user-generated content, but I do think there was a time when people might have paid for a premium tier of Twitter. And not even a verified check necessarily, just access to better features. The problem is that the platform isn't what it used to be. Lots of people have left. It doesn't feel as dynamic anymore -- not as fun and freewheeling as it was the early 2010s and not as ~vital~ as it seemed in the late 2010s. A bunch of people who are paying for Twitter are convinced that legacy verified users are refusing to pay as a form of virtue signaling, and maybe it's true that many of them don't want to outright support Elon because of who he is, but I'd guess that for most of them the current state of the platform just isn't worth it.

jaymc, Friday, 21 April 2023 14:45 (three years ago)

Huh if you're not logged in, looks like they finally killed browsing any trending areas (lmao looks like search as well) – clicking any trending topic or search attempt takes you to a login page. Wild gambit for account growth.

― ヽ(´ー`)┌ (CompuPost), Friday, April 21, 2023 10:04 AM (fifty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yeah, even though I no longer have an account, I would still search for things on Twitter from time to time. Now all that's visible are Elon Musk, pictures of dogs, and other twitter randos.

peace, man, Friday, 21 April 2023 15:17 (three years ago)

it's just insulting to them, people are constantly trying to get celebrities to do interviews, come to this party, come to this event, do something for this media outlet, this social media platform, etc etc., here's a gift bag worth $5k

so they are just like this mf freak wants me to PAY?

that's really all it is

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 April 2023 15:22 (three years ago)

Also, if some people aren't paying simply as a fuck-you to Elon, well, there's a reason why most CEOs don't act like annoying edgelords.

jaymc, Friday, 21 April 2023 15:23 (three years ago)

i don't think elon gets out much? definitely not used to rubbing elbows with other important or famous people, certainly not ones in media. if you wanted to destroy twitter, i couldn't think of a better plan than to get this mfer to buy it. i'm still locked in a "verification" test that doesn't work. i'm relieved my habit is blocked tbh.

ꙮ (map), Friday, 21 April 2023 15:34 (three years ago)

the scarlet checkmark is so toxic that people are begging twitter to remove it pic.twitter.com/38QH6evMjB

— Shawn Hils (@ShawnHils) April 21, 2023

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 April 2023 16:25 (three years ago)

xp he did sort of date a pop star, but one who is also a cringe dipshit

michel goindry (wins), Friday, 21 April 2023 16:29 (three years ago)

xp

https://filmquarterly.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/inglourious_basterds_featured.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 21 April 2023 16:36 (three years ago)

surprised no one has linked to this essay yet:

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/18/magazine/twitter-dying.html

k3vin k., Friday, 21 April 2023 17:18 (three years ago)

Among all twitter's users, journalists are almost the only group who view it as critical infrastructure.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 21 April 2023 17:25 (three years ago)

Update for the day after: just before the purge yesterday, 19,469 of the 407k legacy verified accounts I had identified in early April had Twitter Blue. Today that number for those same accounts is 19,497, for a net increase of 28 accounts.

— Travis Brown (@travisbrown) April 21, 2023

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 21 April 2023 17:29 (three years ago)

epic win

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 April 2023 17:40 (three years ago)

So now we know how many accounts Elon bought.

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Friday, 21 April 2023 17:44 (three years ago)

these guys lecturing people on the good business of giving them $8 is so funny

Simplest way for corporate journalists to get blue checks en masse would be for their organizations to go gold and affiliate them. Stop pretending this is a personal expense. It’s a business expense. https://t.co/nXEK2YcT2x

— David Sacks (@DavidSacks) April 21, 2023

If you’re a business executive or an entertainer who makes money from your persona in some way, $8 a month for twitter is objectively the greatest bargain in the world.

If you get 1 new fan a year or a new customer every decade it pays for itself many times over.

— @jason (@Jason) April 21, 2023

lag∞n, Friday, 21 April 2023 18:07 (three years ago)

thanks @jason (@Jason)

ꙮ (map), Friday, 21 April 2023 18:11 (three years ago)

How many do you forego from paying to associate with utter loserism

Everybody's gonna get what they got coming (gyac), Friday, 21 April 2023 18:12 (three years ago)

For $8 a month you could also buy some manure to smear on your face

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Friday, 21 April 2023 18:16 (three years ago)

lol, I'm getting a 'this page is down' error for every embedded tweet I've clicked on today. Is Elon trying to cure everyone of any lingering interest in the site? I guess I should thank him.

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2023 18:17 (three years ago)

Starting to wonder if this is some Brewsters Millions scenario where he will inherit an even bigger and better business if he manages to completely tank Twitter in six months. He has less than a week to go but I have to say he's doing a pretty good job.

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 April 2023 18:20 (three years ago)

wonder how much @jason paid for his ALL IN badge

, Friday, 21 April 2023 18:41 (three years ago)


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