Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

What could possibly go wrong?

Biden's campaign ads are writing themselves

"What did they do to deserve this?"

The GOP has an answer to that.

here's Ron DeSantis in South Carolina saying "woke" 7 times in 20 seconds pic.twitter.com/pzVI58LR8T

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 19, 2023

and yet Florida apparently tested their emergency broadcast service on everyone's cell phones at 4:45 AM this morning....does he want people to be woke or not???

about 25 of my friends posted angry about it on FB. i slept through it lmao

I never got one. I guess I die, and this time not because I'm queer.

The next movie is so dumb, possibly dumber, it made me reassess whether it and its predecessor were dumb on purpose. Jury is still out, but there is little doubt that every dollar of dumbness is up there on the screen.

ha, my bad.

or maybe not?

Here's a lol at someone else's expense:

MyPillow founder and prominent election denier Mike Lindell made a bold offer ahead of a “cyber symposium” he held in August 2021 in South Dakota: He claimed he had data showing Chinese interference and said he would pay $5 million to anyone who could prove the material was not from the previous year’s U.S. election.

He called the challenge “Prove Mike Wrong.”

On Wednesday, a private arbitration panel ruled that someone did.

The panel said Robert Zeidman, a computer forensics expert and 63-year-old Trump voter from Nevada, was entitled to the $5 million payout.

Zeidman had examined Lindell’s data and concluded that it not only did not prove voter fraud, it had no connection to the 2020 election. He was the only expert who submitted a claim, arbitration records show.
He turned to the arbitrators after Lindell Management, which created the contest, refused to pay him.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2023/04/20/mike-lindell-prove-wrong-contest/

shocked, I tell you!

Lindell said in a text to The Post: “They made a terribly wrong decision! This will be going to court!” His attorneys did not reply to a request seeking comment.

hahahhaha

Beautiful.

every time I see a picture of Lindell, I see Baltimore's Count Gore DeVol, late night TV monster movie host.

There is all sorts of joy in that piece:

Lindell testified at arbitration that he did not share what he had described as his key data to support the foreign intrusion claim during the conference. He held off, he said, after a man seeking a selfie poked him in the side as the symposium was nearing an end — an act that Lindell called an assault and said he took as a signal the government might tamper with his central information if he made it public.

This may not be an original observation (NARRATOR: It isn't), but.

Surely there is some connection between the opposition to "wokeness" and the guy who sells pillows. You know, pillows, on which people are supposed to be... um, non-woke?

A good marketing exec would be lining up Nytol and Sominex and melatonin to the non-woke campaign. Get some pajama manufacturers in on the grift somehow.

Maybe repurpose some Lennon/Ono bed-in stills for the campaign?

Don't be woke! Sleep through election day!

imagine thinking any of these nutballs are leaders you should follow

During his deposition, Lindell said he was never concerned someone might actually win the challenge.

"No, because they have to show it wasn't from 2020 and it was," Lindell said, chuckling.

I remember Lindell claiming he only slept 2 hours a night, seems like a bad thing for a pillow salesman to admit

Cocaine's a helluva et al

lol frogs

Allowing myself to indulge in a little wistful nostalgia this morning, I miss when grifters like Lindell were relegated to scamming people via ads in the back of comic books.

Apparently you can get the best of both worlds!

https://ctl.s6img.com/society6/img/fZBhAZj7TvSdOqkw-VVqHVdpAxw/w_700/shams/standard/synthetic/top/~artwork,fw_6105,fh_3500,fy_-1303,iw_6105,ih_6105/s6-original-art-uploads/society6/uploads/misc/58ed91a143db49cbad7ecddd401a95a7/~~/old-comic-book-ads-shams.jpg?attempt=0

"want a pillow that will make your dick bigger? try MYPILLOW.

also do u want to run for office y/n"

Made love to MyPillow, but it didn't feel right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEIUOq_HbqU

I remember Lindell claiming he only slept 2 hours a night, seems like a bad thing for a pillow salesman to admit

Thatcher (4 hours)

I've heard not getting sleep fucks with your memory which I think explains a lot about how these dudes just never seem to learn anything - iirc a lot of the books about Trump from people inside the admin said something about how Trump just didn't know shit about basic functions of government despite having been the president for multiple years

I'd say that has less to do with lack of sleep and more with him being a fucking idiot.

Those organizations that are always advocating for us to get better sleep should absolutely use "don't be these guys, get 8 hours of sleep" as an ad campaign.

I mean you don't gotta be smart to make a pillow.

https://ksr-ugc.imgix.net/assets/015/387/858/1e4454416bc7f44c2b8979032439fc94_original.jpg?ixlib=rb-4.0.2&crop=faces&w=1552&h=873&fit=crop&v=1493789431&auto=format&frame=1&q=92&s=b5b6b246f02384776dd01add90c81e67

Trump just didn't know shit about basic functions of government despite having been the president for multiple years

the wealthy don't have to know stuff. they 'have people for that'.

xp Lalo Salamanca only slept a couple hours a night. He got his best ideas when it was quiet out.

Our former university president would answer emails himself at 4 a.m. and we're convinced it's this addled state of mind that produced so many poor decision.

A Toledo Salamanca.
A what?
A sword, Frank. A very rare sword.
Is it worth much?
Only about a million bucks.

Breached date: what to do with it first?
https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/21/politics/trump-georgia-senate-breached-voting-data/index.html

Christ on a cracker! This is deeply criminal behavior on the part of everyone connected to it. I hope the GA grand jury starts handing down true bills right and left asap.

Lalo Salamanca only slept a couple hours a night. He got his best ideas when it was quiet out.

Vladimir Nabokov, as well.

Yeah but he's just a fictional character

also everyone who says they only sleep x number of not vary many hours is lying, which is in some way worse they think not sleeping is cool

theres also the studies that have found that insomniacs are sleeping when they claim to not be, and they really believe it, the human mind is a total freak show more or less

I don't even own a bed.

You hipster.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/ed/d6/95edd6e371b26d44171e54a8dde890ed.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FuVa0jnXwAEweUz?format=jpg&name=medium

Photoshop some Uggs on him

The 'Trump sucks' thread has morphed into the 'DeSantis sucks' thread so slowly I barely noticed. No doubt Ronald would consider this a measure of success.