Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

they could build an even bigger Buc-ee's

Guys, he needs the new state prisons to house the drag queens, bar managers, professors, and pregnant women

the Six Week Abortion Band is the house band of the RNC

*thinking of ways people will like me enough to vote for me for president* i'm going to shut down disney world

— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) April 17, 2023

what's funny is like....there's a decent amount of animosity towards Disney for how it treats its employees, particularly during the pandemic, but it's mostly been forgotten because these same people hate DeSantis more.

yeah were he being anti corporate in some way that might be good but its obvs just some asshole fight

DeSantis going all in on the Disney to prison pipeline.

how bad do you have to fuck up to make Disney look like the good guys

Heh. We're in the minority. In Florida, Disney's always been one of the good guys.

I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life his favorite band was Live https://t.co/fgrZNGITxm

— eve6 (@Eve6) April 17, 2023

That's a DC Talk fan right there

jesus fuck I had that same haircut

I had a crush on a boy with that same haircut and now he's governor of Florida

-Dead Milkmen

RONALD Vs. DONALD

90% of my junior high rocked the chili bowl

I initially mixed up DC Talk with DC Follies, the Sid & Martial Krofft political puppet show that I have not thought about since I was a kid and I watched it religiously. That combined with Bloom County is how you get an 11 year old making Jimmy Hoffa jokes that none of his peers understand.

Sorry, I digress. Yes, total DC Talk fan.

I'd actually say he looks more like the kid who used to like DC Talk but now has to hide his hip-hop cassettes in the DC Talk sleeves so his parents don't find out.

DC Talk-to-Pantera pipeline was also running strong for the chili bowl & polo crowd

Gov is a Verb

Prison next to Disney = EpCon

It's a small cell after all

LOL

Last week, @RonDeSantisFL’s political operation reached out to members of Florida’s congressional delegation to ask that they not yet endorse @RealDonaldTrump, per report by @MDixon55.

Since then two additional Florida U.S. Reps. have endorsed Trump. https://t.co/xPJssWMH0o

— Peter Schorsch (@PeterSchorschFL) April 18, 2023

hes really got the touch baby (of being indistinguishable from a verhoeven character)

Trump says he will outlaw homelessness and arrest everyone who refuses to comply. He will then give them the option to get out of jail to be relocated to new tent cities elsewhere where he will take care of their needs. pic.twitter.com/P5z5ckG8b6

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) April 18, 2023

OK so socialism.

The best tents, really. Gold tents.

like how he note that the tents will be located on cheap land, thats real estate americas greatest resource

We will 'concentrate' them in these 'camps' and bring in doctors to identify their problems

isn't there some cheap land right next to Disney World, just heard about that somewhere

once again i have to remind you that trumps plan for homelessness is straight out of an episode of star trek: deep space nine where the crew goes back in time to the year 2024 https://t.co/4c9MEYivel pic.twitter.com/r4j3Lrv5Ct

— COSMIC SLOP 🖖🏾 (@afrocosmist) April 19, 2023

he will take care of their needs

the presumptive GOP 2024 nominee is literally suggesting concentration camps for people convicted of no crime

I'm sure this will seem quite reasonable to a certain percentage of that party

What could possibly go wrong?

Biden's campaign ads are writing themselves

"What did they do to deserve this?"

The GOP has an answer to that.

here's Ron DeSantis in South Carolina saying "woke" 7 times in 20 seconds pic.twitter.com/pzVI58LR8T

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 19, 2023

and yet Florida apparently tested their emergency broadcast service on everyone's cell phones at 4:45 AM this morning....does he want people to be woke or not???

about 25 of my friends posted angry about it on FB. i slept through it lmao

I never got one. I guess I die, and this time not because I'm queer.

The next movie is so dumb, possibly dumber, it made me reassess whether it and its predecessor were dumb on purpose. Jury is still out, but there is little doubt that every dollar of dumbness is up there on the screen.

ha, my bad.

or maybe not?

Here's a lol at someone else's expense:

MyPillow founder and prominent election denier Mike Lindell made a bold offer ahead of a “cyber symposium” he held in August 2021 in South Dakota: He claimed he had data showing Chinese interference and said he would pay $5 million to anyone who could prove the material was not from the previous year’s U.S. election.

He called the challenge “Prove Mike Wrong.”

On Wednesday, a private arbitration panel ruled that someone did.

The panel said Robert Zeidman, a computer forensics expert and 63-year-old Trump voter from Nevada, was entitled to the $5 million payout.

Zeidman had examined Lindell’s data and concluded that it not only did not prove voter fraud, it had no connection to the 2020 election. He was the only expert who submitted a claim, arbitration records show.
He turned to the arbitrators after Lindell Management, which created the contest, refused to pay him.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2023/04/20/mike-lindell-prove-wrong-contest/

shocked, I tell you!

Lindell said in a text to The Post: “They made a terribly wrong decision! This will be going to court!” His attorneys did not reply to a request seeking comment.

hahahhaha

Beautiful.

every time I see a picture of Lindell, I see Baltimore's Count Gore DeVol, late night TV monster movie host.

There is all sorts of joy in that piece:

Lindell testified at arbitration that he did not share what he had described as his key data to support the foreign intrusion claim during the conference. He held off, he said, after a man seeking a selfie poked him in the side as the symposium was nearing an end — an act that Lindell called an assault and said he took as a signal the government might tamper with his central information if he made it public.

This may not be an original observation (NARRATOR: It isn't), but.

Surely there is some connection between the opposition to "wokeness" and the guy who sells pillows. You know, pillows, on which people are supposed to be... um, non-woke?

A good marketing exec would be lining up Nytol and Sominex and melatonin to the non-woke campaign. Get some pajama manufacturers in on the grift somehow.

Maybe repurpose some Lennon/Ono bed-in stills for the campaign?

Don't be woke! Sleep through election day!