Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Trump is on the way to the maternity ward because he heard he was going to be induced.

donald pls watch this pic.twitter.com/SHzqEul0QP

— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) March 30, 2023

I just enjoy seeing him being made to eat shit no matter the size of the spoon.

that's right

BrianB OTM

Hey DJP, what's on your iPOD?

thought he was more of a pee guy than a shit guy tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfWQS5fWxxU

Wonder if he'll wear that Superman t-shirt to court when he enters his plea.

And you just know he'll ad-lib the "not guilty" part ala O.J.

his mouthpiece will enter his plea in court. then he'll go stand in front of the courthouse and smugly lie his head off to the microphones.

More GOP reaction on Trump:

Rep. Paul Gosar R-AZ: "This is third world politics"
Sen. Thom Tillis R-NC: "This indictment doesn't pass the smell test"
Rep. Ronny Jackson R-TX: "The hateful Deep State wants this country to BURN."

— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) March 30, 2023

you know youre into some serious shit when you make pol pot blush

Trump Jr. starts his podcast: "Well, guys, I guess I got some news at 10-15 minutes ago...

"Apparently, Soros-backed Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg is indicting my father. Let's be clear folks: This is Communist-level shit. This is stuff that would make Mao, Stalin, Pol Pot blush."

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) March 30, 2023

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/30/trump-indictment-charges-what-does-it-mean-stormy-daniels-payment-explained

"His attorneys are all but guaranteed to fight the charges tooth-and-nail in the pre-trial stages, submitting motions in efforts to exclude evidence and testimony they believe will harm his defense, as is normal in criminal cases.

This, in turn, will result in re-setting of deadlines and scheduling events, making a definitive trial date elusive until shortly before proceedings kick off. It’s possible that years elapse between Trump’s indictment and any possible trial."

Remember that gop debate when they crowed about how it was the A team, and that none of them were being investigated by the FBI, and that was, like, a point of pride? We're awesome and totally not like Crooked Hillary.

That was fun.

From the QAnon "this means Obama is actually getting arrested" crowd pic.twitter.com/0FmWPZSke3

— Aric Toler (@AricToler) March 30, 2023

INDICATED

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsgH9PSWcAYjogf?format=jpg&name=large

So they’re saying these are felony charges?? I thought this campaign finance stuff was almost always a misdemeanor

it's a new category, felony misdemeanor, just for ex-presidents.

"INDICATED"

dril can retire now

I love it when I wake up from a nap and Donald trump has been indicted.

otm

.@ManhattanDA It’s Opening Day, you asshole.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) March 30, 2023

wtf does that mean

The "Nixon" Twitter account had vowed to only talk about baseball today.

ok lol at the Sky News live feed of Mar A Lago with the flag at half mast

pic.twitter.com/3mGeW1QmJf

— Alvin Bragg (@ManhattanDA) March 30, 2023

What she asked of me at the end of the day
Pol-Pot would have blushed

Daily Show tweeted "Congratulations to Donald Trump on finally getting a majority of the vote."

ouch, that's good

"ladies and gentlemen, president ham sandwich"

I like how in the middle of his outrage at the "radical left" he still manages to get in a DeSantis dig.

DeSantis should just drop out of the Presidential race now.

Costa knows his stuff/has good sources -- this isn't surprising news but I'm sure there's more going on than we know:

Sources familiar with the investigation tell CBS tonight that Bragg has some documents that have been uncovered during the probe but are not yet known to the public/been reported, both financial records and communications between key figures… will use these as well as testimony

— Robert Costa (@costareports) March 30, 2023

Dick pics Trump sent Stormy

the pee tape

i'm hearing it's confirmed it's the tape we've been waiting for

If it’s what I think it is I love it!

I don’t know what I think it is, I’ve just wanted to use that one for a while.

34 counts, reportedly?

maybe fake news?

lol, CNN headline

Haberman: Trump advisers in 'something of shock'
• The notable legal clouds that continue to hang over Trump in 2023

CNN reporting "more than 30" xp

But do we know if he’s increasingly isolated?

"These Thugs" - dog whistle for the racists, coming in loud & clear

I’m very surprised he isn’t using his reinstated Twitter account tonight.

oh man lol he shd do it for the good of the nation

A week ago a video circulated of a lunatic harassing a family on a New York subway. He hurled racial slurs (the family was white) and threatened them. Alvin Bragg thinks that man should walk free and Donald Trump should go to jail for a fake misdemeanor. It’s despicable.

— J.D. Vance (@JDVance1) March 30, 2023

(The family was white)

gonna be in NYC next week, kind of tempted by the circus...

as long as there's a crime happening somewhere in New York City, it needs to take higher priority than anything done by the ex-president