Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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sac flie scoring predates sabermetrics and the league/coaches didn't want players refusing to do the one necessary thing to bring in a run or move a batter over because it'd hurt their standings in the batting race and taking unnecessary risks.

now it isn't even really necessary

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 March 2023 21:20 (three years ago)

"sac fly" also sounds like something that lays eggs in a scrotum

and then the eggs wld get fertilized by the dude's sperm

and then his balls would be pregnant

with jeff goldblum larvae

so amazing moments ever. . (cat), Monday, 20 March 2023 21:30 (three years ago)

just to note that i don’t use teflon or any shit like that, i use stainless steel and yes, once in a while a glazed cast iron that i can actually wash like a normal pan instead of fussing about it.

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Monday, 20 March 2023 21:35 (three years ago)

I'm a stainless steel/carbon steel wok enthusiast as well, table.

lol, just ordered a chainmail scrubber and in my enthusiasm I didn't notice it was a China based ebayer, so might not get it for weeks. No more wearing out wire brushes for this fool!

calzino, Monday, 20 March 2023 21:38 (three years ago)

we got a fancy carbon steel pan that we only use for eggs or egg-related dishes like shakshuka

obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Monday, 20 March 2023 21:47 (three years ago)

there’s a lot in baseball that could have sprung from the mind of dr seuss tbh

I would not, could not, with a bat
I would not, could not, wearing a hat

I will not eat them with a ball
I will not eat them, Sam, at all

I would not eat them while playing Tetris
And I don't subscribe to Sabermetrics

carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 March 2023 22:01 (three years ago)

That sounded like it segued into a Flight of the Conchords song at the end there.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 20 March 2023 22:04 (three years ago)

that a sac fly doesn’t count as an at bat! what!!!?

it does count as a plate appearance, though. So it doesn't lower your BA, but it does lower your OBP. This is how you can have a lower OBP than BA, if you have more sac flies than walks (and HBPs)

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 20 March 2023 22:22 (three years ago)

enjoying all this sac talk

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 March 2023 22:24 (three years ago)

My favorite sac is Sacagawea

carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 March 2023 22:31 (three years ago)

i mean it's not like you were deliberately trying to fly out, you were trying to rip a double. for some reason sac bunts not counting as at bats seems more normal... but it's true that it's the same principle. i dunno man. good point about OBP. it needs to show up somewhere. and it does!

Tracer Hand, Monday, 20 March 2023 22:35 (three years ago)

It also shows up as an RBI

Josefa, Monday, 20 March 2023 22:39 (three years ago)

^^^

can i play with march madness? (PBKR), Monday, 20 March 2023 22:39 (three years ago)

indeed

Tracer Hand, Monday, 20 March 2023 22:40 (three years ago)

let us not sneeze at the good old ribbie

Tracer Hand, Monday, 20 March 2023 22:40 (three years ago)

I only figured this out looking at a box score and trying to figure out someone that went 0 for 4 had an RBI.

can i play with march madness? (PBKR), Monday, 20 March 2023 22:58 (three years ago)

how someone

can i play with march madness? (PBKR), Monday, 20 March 2023 22:59 (three years ago)

I always thought for baseball fans most of the fun was in the stats and remembering the arcane rules, whereas watching an actual game from beginning to end was only an incidental pleasure.

Bringing Up Initials B.B. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 20 March 2023 23:03 (three years ago)

“pleasure”

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 01:48 (three years ago)

Should I have a put something like “a very rare occurrence”? Thought about it.

Bringing Up Initials B.B. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 02:10 (three years ago)

Computing pioneer Ada Lovelace was the daughter of Lord Byron, and her mother steered her towards mathematics partly in reaction to Byron's calling and life choices.

got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 11:36 (three years ago)

didn't quite work though...

koogs, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 12:41 (three years ago)

Just listened to Kate Lister 5alking about Byron on Betwixt The Sheets current episode. So that's a coincidence

Stevo, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 15:12 (three years ago)

Huh, I'm currently reading "Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell" and Lord Byron appears in the chapter I was just reading last night.

silverfish, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 17:54 (three years ago)

Betwixt the Sheets comes out on a Tuesday so I was loistening to it while i walked around town. Had probably stopped a little before I saw that.
POdcast comes out Tuesday and Friday.

Stevo, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 18:31 (three years ago)

pickles (cukes) have no calories

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 19:32 (three years ago)

that's my fav thing about them.

well that and the fact they're awesome

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 19:53 (three years ago)

well.. i think pickles do

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 21 March 2023 23:27 (three years ago)

Huh, I'm currently reading "Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell" and Lord Byron appears in the chapter I was just reading last night.


o/t but I just read this last year, so so good. I am too scared to post on ilb so had to get that in somewhere lol

brimstead, Wednesday, 22 March 2023 00:52 (three years ago)

absolutely do not be scared to post on ilb, the more the merrier

limb tins & cum (gyac), Wednesday, 22 March 2023 00:53 (three years ago)

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!

Bringing Up Initials B.B. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 22 March 2023 00:55 (three years ago)

Mace and nutmeg are part of the same seed.

Dan Worsley, Thursday, 23 March 2023 21:53 (three years ago)

WHAT

obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Thursday, 23 March 2023 22:43 (three years ago)

Wait till you hear about cilantro

carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 23 March 2023 22:54 (three years ago)

lol that one I knew!

obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Thursday, 23 March 2023 22:56 (three years ago)

Makes sense, they're practically interchangeable flavour-wise

touche pas ma planète (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 23 March 2023 22:56 (three years ago)

lice is the plural of louse. like mice and mouse.

pretty sure I must have known this at some earlier point and then forgotten it.

formerly abanana (dat), Friday, 24 March 2023 14:25 (three years ago)

dice = die

rice = rice

Relieved sometimes that this is my first language.

pplains, Friday, 24 March 2023 14:44 (three years ago)

Spice is the plural of spouse

Uh, wait, no

carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 March 2023 14:45 (three years ago)

formerly abanana (dat) at 2:25 24 Mar 23

lice is the plural of louse. like mice and mouse.

pretty sure I must have known this at some earlier point and then forgotten it.
wait til you hear about "lousy"

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 24 March 2023 14:51 (three years ago)

Turn back, you lousy fule!

Bringing Up Initials B.B. (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 24 March 2023 14:58 (three years ago)

There are few adjectives I enjoy more than using "lousy" to mean "has a lot of" (rather than "is bad"). "This restaurant is lousy with cute waiters," for example

touche pas ma planète (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 24 March 2023 15:00 (three years ago)

... same sense as the Scots word "hoachin'", which means infested or swarming with, Mr Redd will be interested to here.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Friday, 24 March 2023 15:48 (three years ago)

Ye rang?

Old Man Reacts to Cloud (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 24 March 2023 18:41 (three years ago)

As far as I can tell, that word is not considered Scots, but an English word that is now only still used in Scotland.

Old Man Reacts to Cloud (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 24 March 2023 18:43 (three years ago)

Like most, sorry maist, Scots' words!

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Friday, 24 March 2023 18:51 (three years ago)

Kate Lister just did a Betwixt the Sheets on Sordid Soho where she says the name Soho derives from a hunting cry.
Had no idea.
Is it just a coincidence that NYC also has an important arty space called SoHo but derived from abbreviation then portmanteau of the words South of Houston. Is the pronunciation different?

Stevo, Saturday, 25 March 2023 10:38 (three years ago)

in times gone (very) by soho (the london one) was a royal hunting ground and some of the pubs frequented in ilx FAPs gone by -- viz at least two of the fours pubs called the BLUE POSTS -- are said to mark the boundaries of this ground, with their name as a reminder of the relevant marker or signpost

mark s, Saturday, 25 March 2023 11:04 (three years ago)

Just found out that what we call filet mignon in America (a cut of beef) is not called that in French.

Apparently in French, filet mignon only refers to pork tenderloin.

carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 25 March 2023 22:32 (three years ago)

What we call filet mignon I've usually heard of referred to as just "filet" in France

Never heard that about the pork

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 25 March 2023 23:40 (three years ago)


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