Elon Musk

There’s no way, if he does go to Mars, that he won’t be forced out the airlock before they even arrive.

pr✧✧✧@twit✧✧✧.c✧✧ now auto responds with 💩

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 19, 2023

is he trying to burn his empire down

well, he’s not lying, it did that

I emailed asking whether they’d comment on the fact users’ blocks aren’t maintained if the blocked user is elon musk

I had a notification this morning he’d tweeted some inane garbage. Promptly re-blocked him, we’ll see if it sticks

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fr6-bxWWIA4YsN4?format=jpg&name=medium

oh sir, i love you so

the joke doesn't even work like that, what the fuck is he doing

i'm guessing, but i think he's going for the "this is so obviously not the context for that joke but i said it anyway!" angle, which i remember being very in vogue when i was 10 years old and is deeply unfunny

That's what she said?

but its not funny with "that's what she said", the whole point of that is you can say it a lot of innocuous things

its funny when like people recount their dreams and then say "when I woke up, my pillow was gone"

But it's funny because Hakeem Jeffries says things that girls say.

Assuming blue tick Jeff there is a Twitter Blue subscriber with about 20 followers

jeff curry is VP and head of marketing for a rival EV firm afaict

so he may possibly be being sarcastic?

Twitter needs a sarcasm font

Elon Musk: looking into this

you're talking about knoopdogg373? This guy just retweets crypto shit and replies to Elon

It really is it?! 🤷‍♂️

— Jeff Curry (@knoopdogg373) March 21, 2023

lol it looks like he already lost his blue checkmark? payment decline? insufficient asslicking of King Elon?

He appears to be a desperately thirsty crypto dweeb.

https://twitter.com/knoopdogg373?s=21&t=z1egexpHAtHcPPxgbp4Hrw

The energy of a guy wearing no shoes buying one more lottery scratcher at 4 in the morning.

If you knew anything about Twitter, you would know when you change profile pic. They review account. Blue check will be back in 2 or 3 days 👍

— Jeff Curry (@knoopdogg373) March 23, 2023

no my guy, i am neither famous enough to have legitimately earned a blue check in the olden days, nor a mark enough to pay for one now to have known that changing your profile pic throws it off (which seems really dumb to me and i don't remember seeing that under the old system)

(ftr my snarky response was to his tweet and not your post Mr. President)

Tesla Sells Out of Steering Wheels as Owners Rush to Replace the Yoke https://t.co/MfHGblkllP pic.twitter.com/iotelheUkh

— Jalopnik (@Jalopnik) March 24, 2023

oh god knoopdogg373 is from Montevideo

lol

Elon Musk concedes Twitter is now worth less than half what he paid in email about stock grants, report says https://t.co/QC9sjo0WFX

— Insider Business (@BusinessInsider) March 26, 2023

Musk also told staff he saw a "clear but difficult path" to a $250 billion valuation, Schiffer tweeted.

"clear but difficult path"

visionary

https://i.imgur.com/L8jgaWn.png

the thing we all know about

Musk says Twitter is on the path of an inverse startup. 5/5

— Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer) March 25, 2023

Musk innovating in the enddown space.

oops lol

Twitter says its source code was posted online and worked to get it taken down from GitHub on Friday. Now it's trying to unmask the anonymous user behind the leak. Our sources say that the person is a former Twitter employee who left last year. https://t.co/mML5OXkUit

— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) March 26, 2023

who "left"

Weird what happens when you fire a few thousand people

pic.twitter.com/ymCxdvWK0Z

— hingo🫡 (@hingo) March 26, 2023

Full Self Driving as they call it. Damage on the front end, driver unconscious. pic.twitter.com/il1ak11ukg

— Joe Sixpack Capital (@Joe6packcapital) March 28, 2023

Lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsUyJT_aMAA7fpB?format=jpg&name=small

Have any cult experts ever weighed in on Tesla?

this is like letter writers trying to win a no-prize from Marvel

xp

this is a pretty breezy take, but yes!

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7a586dB2BLYEWTftCO1F7V?si=972592832ebd4909

ha yeah that makes a lot of sense, will listen

my god is this man a loser

Remember when Elon Musk publicly discriminated against a disabled worker and then had to apologize when it turned out firing the worker would cost 100 million dollars? Since then Elon’s been repeatedly making friendly replies to the guy and the guy has never responded. pic.twitter.com/8ZgmR39FEa

— evan (@esjesjesj) April 1, 2023

Aw he found a new Stephen King

A federal jury has awarded nearly $3.2 million in damages to a Black former Tesla worker over allegations of racism https://t.co/z0nTPtAbzg

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 6, 2023

Punis are v much of the point so i get the appeal but ow

the hits just keep on coming

The cameras in Tesla vehicles are "designed from the ground up to protect your privacy," the company claims.

In fact, Tesla employees internally shared and joked about highly invasive videos of Tesla customers recorded by their own cars, per Reuters: https://t.co/ZdWX8QWtsx

— Will Oremus (@WillOremus) April 6, 2023

tuff times

MCDONALDS CMO, on Musk:

“For many communities, his willingness.. to further an agenda under the guise of freedom of speech is perpetuating racism .. and a potential for brand safety compromise we should all be concerned about.”

(via ⁦@maxwelltani⁩) https://t.co/TNAXtddkcF

— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla) April 6, 2023

rough words from an officer of a company whose CEO is literally a clown

And whose Chief Legal Counsel is a cheeseburger

Mayor McCheese, Esq.

About three years ago, some employees stumbled upon and shared a video of a unique submersible vehicle parked inside a garage, according to two people who viewed it. Nicknamed “Wet Nellie,” the white Lotus Esprit sub had been featured in the 1977 James Bond film, “The Spy Who Loved Me.”

The vehicle’s owner: Tesla Chief Executive Elon Musk, who had bought it for about $968,000 at an auction in 2013. It is not clear whether Musk was aware of the video or that it had been shared.

lol

Of course he bought that thing. What fun is it to have endless money if you can’t buy all the rides from all those movies you love ? Worked for Tom Cruise.

does Cruise buy souvenirs from art he feels fondly about? literally all I know about his personal life is that he uses slave labour and has pimps audition his wives, and has personal chefs that he'll recommend to colleagues - afaik he actively avoids demonstrating affection for specific pieces of craft or design

Cruise bought his own P-51 Mustang, right?

I don’t know if that’s a car or a plane or a gun