also, he started this whole purchasing Twitter fiasco shortly after Grimes dumped him for Chelsea Manning.
― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Friday, 17 March 2023 19:45 (one year ago) link
i hope he fucking explodes
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 17 March 2023 19:48 (one year ago) link
seriously, who - beyond a swathe of twitter accounts that get off on the taste of boot leather - will miss this shithead when he dies?
― dicbo=v2-ubswizzb&hrt (stevie), Saturday, 18 March 2023 11:42 (one year ago) link
I hope he goes to Mars (soon) and livestreams his journey as he steadily fades away, like the death of HAL.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 18 March 2023 13:21 (one year ago) link
every child goes through an identity crisis before their personality/identity crystallizes.
citation needed
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 18 March 2023 18:23 (one year ago) link
I think he’s referring to watching The Breakfast Club
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 18 March 2023 18:25 (one year ago) link
There’s no way, if he does go to Mars, that he won’t be forced out the airlock before they even arrive.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 18 March 2023 22:20 (one year ago) link
pr✧✧✧@twit✧✧✧.c✧✧ now auto responds with 💩— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 19, 2023
is he trying to burn his empire down
― lag∞n, Sunday, 19 March 2023 23:50 (one year ago) link
well, he’s not lying, it did thatI emailed asking whether they’d comment on the fact users’ blocks aren’t maintained if the blocked user is elon muskI had a notification this morning he’d tweeted some inane garbage. Promptly re-blocked him, we’ll see if it sticks
― mh, Sunday, 19 March 2023 23:59 (one year ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fr6-bxWWIA4YsN4?format=jpg&name=medium
― lag∞n, Thursday, 23 March 2023 18:07 (one year ago) link
oh sir, i love you so
― it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Thursday, 23 March 2023 18:09 (one year ago) link
the joke doesn't even work like that, what the fuck is he doing
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 March 2023 18:12 (one year ago) link
i'm guessing, but i think he's going for the "this is so obviously not the context for that joke but i said it anyway!" angle, which i remember being very in vogue when i was 10 years old and is deeply unfunny
― it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Thursday, 23 March 2023 18:29 (one year ago) link
That's what she said?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 23 March 2023 18:30 (one year ago) link
but its not funny with "that's what she said", the whole point of that is you can say it a lot of innocuous things
its funny when like people recount their dreams and then say "when I woke up, my pillow was gone"
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 March 2023 18:34 (one year ago) link
But it's funny because Hakeem Jeffries says things that girls say.
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 23 March 2023 18:36 (one year ago) link
Assuming blue tick Jeff there is a Twitter Blue subscriber with about 20 followers
― groovypanda, Thursday, 23 March 2023 18:38 (one year ago) link
jeff curry is VP and head of marketing for a rival EV firm afaict
so he may possibly be being sarcastic?
― mark s, Thursday, 23 March 2023 18:53 (one year ago) link
Twitter needs a sarcasm font
Elon Musk: looking into this
― frogbs, Thursday, 23 March 2023 19:07 (one year ago) link
you're talking about knoopdogg373? This guy just retweets crypto shit and replies to Elon
It really is it?! 🤷♂️— Jeff Curry (@knoopdogg373) March 21, 2023
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 23 March 2023 19:11 (one year ago) link
lol it looks like he already lost his blue checkmark? payment decline? insufficient asslicking of King Elon?
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 23 March 2023 19:13 (one year ago) link
He appears to be a desperately thirsty crypto dweeb.
https://twitter.com/knoopdogg373?s=21&t=z1egexpHAtHcPPxgbp4Hrw
The energy of a guy wearing no shoes buying one more lottery scratcher at 4 in the morning.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 23 March 2023 19:14 (one year ago) link
If you knew anything about Twitter, you would know when you change profile pic. They review account. Blue check will be back in 2 or 3 days 👍— Jeff Curry (@knoopdogg373) March 23, 2023
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 23 March 2023 19:14 (one year ago) link
no my guy, i am neither famous enough to have legitimately earned a blue check in the olden days, nor a mark enough to pay for one now to have known that changing your profile pic throws it off (which seems really dumb to me and i don't remember seeing that under the old system)
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 23 March 2023 19:16 (one year ago) link
(ftr my snarky response was to his tweet and not your post Mr. President)
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 23 March 2023 19:25 (one year ago) link
Tesla Sells Out of Steering Wheels as Owners Rush to Replace the Yoke https://t.co/MfHGblkllP pic.twitter.com/iotelheUkh— Jalopnik (@Jalopnik) March 24, 2023
― lag∞n, Friday, 24 March 2023 23:53 (one year ago) link
oh god knoopdogg373 is from Montevideo
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 25 March 2023 00:41 (one year ago) link
lol
Elon Musk concedes Twitter is now worth less than half what he paid in email about stock grants, report says https://t.co/QC9sjo0WFX— Insider Business (@BusinessInsider) March 26, 2023
Musk also told staff he saw a "clear but difficult path" to a $250 billion valuation, Schiffer tweeted.
― lag∞n, Sunday, 26 March 2023 15:22 (one year ago) link
"clear but difficult path"
visionary
― it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Sunday, 26 March 2023 15:45 (one year ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/L8jgaWn.png
― it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Sunday, 26 March 2023 15:51 (one year ago) link
the thing we all know about
Musk says Twitter is on the path of an inverse startup. 5/5— Zoë Schiffer (@ZoeSchiffer) March 25, 2023
― lag∞n, Sunday, 26 March 2023 16:45 (one year ago) link
Musk innovating in the enddown space.
― This machine bores fascism (PBKR), Sunday, 26 March 2023 16:48 (one year ago) link
oops lol
Twitter says its source code was posted online and worked to get it taken down from GitHub on Friday. Now it's trying to unmask the anonymous user behind the leak. Our sources say that the person is a former Twitter employee who left last year. https://t.co/mML5OXkUit— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) March 26, 2023
― lag∞n, Sunday, 26 March 2023 22:27 (one year ago) link
who "left"
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 26 March 2023 22:50 (one year ago) link
Weird what happens when you fire a few thousand people
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Sunday, 26 March 2023 23:35 (one year ago) link
pic.twitter.com/ymCxdvWK0Z— hingo🫡 (@hingo) March 26, 2023
― lag∞n, Monday, 27 March 2023 16:52 (one year ago) link
Full Self Driving as they call it. Damage on the front end, driver unconscious. pic.twitter.com/il1ak11ukg— Joe Sixpack Capital (@Joe6packcapital) March 28, 2023
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 March 2023 18:11 (one year ago) link
Lol
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsUyJT_aMAA7fpB?format=jpg&name=small
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 29 March 2023 07:26 (one year ago) link
Have any cult experts ever weighed in on Tesla?
― rob, Wednesday, 29 March 2023 14:28 (one year ago) link
this is like letter writers trying to win a no-prize from Marvel
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Wednesday, 29 March 2023 14:33 (one year ago) link
xp
this is a pretty breezy take, but yes!
https://open.spotify.com/episode/7a586dB2BLYEWTftCO1F7V?si=972592832ebd4909
― Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 29 March 2023 16:14 (one year ago) link
ha yeah that makes a lot of sense, will listen
― rob, Wednesday, 29 March 2023 19:13 (one year ago) link
my god is this man a loser
Remember when Elon Musk publicly discriminated against a disabled worker and then had to apologize when it turned out firing the worker would cost 100 million dollars? Since then Elon’s been repeatedly making friendly replies to the guy and the guy has never responded. pic.twitter.com/8ZgmR39FEa— evan (@esjesjesj) April 1, 2023
― frogbs, Saturday, 1 April 2023 04:59 (one year ago) link
Aw he found a new Stephen King
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Saturday, 1 April 2023 16:19 (one year ago) link
A federal jury has awarded nearly $3.2 million in damages to a Black former Tesla worker over allegations of racism https://t.co/z0nTPtAbzg— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 6, 2023
― lag∞n, Thursday, 6 April 2023 13:26 (one year ago) link
Punis are v much of the point so i get the appeal but ow
― alright alright alright alright (Hunt3r), Thursday, 6 April 2023 16:37 (one year ago) link
the hits just keep on coming
The cameras in Tesla vehicles are "designed from the ground up to protect your privacy," the company claims. In fact, Tesla employees internally shared and joked about highly invasive videos of Tesla customers recorded by their own cars, per Reuters: https://t.co/ZdWX8QWtsx— Will Oremus (@WillOremus) April 6, 2023
― lag∞n, Thursday, 6 April 2023 21:40 (one year ago) link
tuff times
MCDONALDS CMO, on Musk:“For many communities, his willingness.. to further an agenda under the guise of freedom of speech is perpetuating racism .. and a potential for brand safety compromise we should all be concerned about.”(via @maxwelltani) https://t.co/TNAXtddkcF— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla) April 6, 2023
― lag∞n, Thursday, 6 April 2023 22:36 (one year ago) link
rough words from an officer of a company whose CEO is literally a clown
― frogbs, Thursday, 6 April 2023 22:39 (one year ago) link
And whose Chief Legal Counsel is a cheeseburger
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 6 April 2023 23:10 (one year ago) link