Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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featured fellow dancer and friend Teri Garr."

I think Garr was in like nine Elvis movies

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 17:33 (three years ago)

Yeah, I read that too after posting, when I followed the wiki link for her.

nickn, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 17:36 (three years ago)

this is more "term i recently heard that now i use all the time": "tripper trap". good if burner culture is in your backyard.

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 18:38 (three years ago)

Woulda liked a version by The Sweet

I am shockingly old to be learning this was a Chinnichap song.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 18:52 (three years ago)

Rock critic Robert Christgau commented on the perceived 'obscene' content of the lyric "So come on and give it to me / Any way you can / Any way you want to do it / I'll take it like a man". Christgau wrote in a review at the time that Basil "was the only woman ever to offer to take it up the ass on Top 40 radio." However, Basil adamantly denies this: "NO! That's ridiculous. People read shit into everything. It's not about anything dirty. You change the name from boy to girl" — i.e., from "Mickey" to "Kitty" — "and they read anything they want into it! When it's a guy singing about a girl, it's a sweet line. But when a girl sings it, it must mean butt-fucking! This is how the wrong foot gets cut off when the doc wheels you into the E.R. Then it's Micky Dolenz and butt-fucking."
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), woensdag 15 maart 2023 17:49

actually think the line is much eh... racier in the male "Kitty" version.

either way, this is as racy as Racey came: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmSW3CuhZyc

at bottom, wrapping my arms around some tripe called "Quest" (breastcrawl), Thursday, 16 March 2023 18:34 (three years ago)

Toni's protestation is not convincing. Literally everyone I knew understood that line at the time as an offer of anal sex.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 16 March 2023 18:42 (three years ago)

i have never had that thought in my life, nor heard of it being a thing before these posts...

got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 16 March 2023 20:22 (three years ago)

nor I, but the Racey version has the same lyric except it’s “any time you wanna do it, I’ll take it like a man” which Basil’s version changes to “any way”, so …

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 16 March 2023 20:29 (three years ago)

"Any way you want to do it?" C'mon, man.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 16 March 2023 20:36 (three years ago)

Does Steve Perry get these letters?

got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 16 March 2023 21:38 (three years ago)

All night, every night

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 March 2023 22:53 (three years ago)

this is Tom Breihan's Number Ones column about "Mickey": https://www.stereogum.com/2088588/the-number-ones-toni-basils-mickey/columns/the-number-ones/

he describes it as "a chirpy, revved-up novelty that a whole lot of people assumed was about anal sex" right in the opening paragraph. later on he writes: "There were, in fact, further theories that “Mickey” was a song about a straight woman attempting to seduce a gay man." (the song is from way before Breihan's time, I might add, but he tends to do his homework, although he doesn't expand on it or name sources). all of this comes as a surprise (and even shock) to many (though not all) of the (often knowledgeable) commenters.

I can't say I remember this tidbit from its (not all that impressive) Dutch chart run either, not that that means much, but it would definitely be just the kind of thing kids in high school might pick (up) on.

at bottom, wrapping my arms around some tripe called "Quest" (breastcrawl), Thursday, 16 March 2023 22:56 (three years ago)

I don't have an opinion on buttsex, just wanted to say the music vid is one of my favs of all time. The choreo plus it screams 80s

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Thursday, 16 March 2023 23:01 (three years ago)

recently learned that 'anal' should be pronounced like 'banal'

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 16 March 2023 23:03 (three years ago)

"Denis" (rhymes with "penis")

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 16 March 2023 23:05 (three years ago)

"Mickey" was the first record I ever begged my mom to buy for me (I was like 6?) and to THIS VERY DAY it never occurred to me it was about anything but a heartbreaker named Mickey

Now I feel gross :(

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, 16 March 2023 23:49 (three years ago)

Gross because I was 6 -- not a commentary on varieties of sexual activity

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Thursday, 16 March 2023 23:50 (three years ago)

briefly looking at the lyrics, it's mostly chorus and the bay city rollers chanting, very little going on in the verse except the sodomy reference

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 March 2023 23:55 (three years ago)

this verse is slightly intriguing:

Hey Mickey
Now when you take me by the, who's ever gonna know
Every time you move, I let a little more show
There's something you can use, so don't say no, Mickey

definitely some boner reference there

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 March 2023 23:57 (three years ago)

yeah it's conclusively a gay sex anthem

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 March 2023 23:59 (three years ago)

oiling up your chain and pumping up your tires makes riding a bike much much much much easier

Tracer Hand, Friday, 17 March 2023 09:23 (three years ago)

i mean i knew a was supposed to do those things, intellectually, like in a maintenance kind of way, but it only very recently came home to me how much more effort you need to put into a ride when those things haven’t been done

Tracer Hand, Friday, 17 March 2023 09:24 (three years ago)

that's quite the juxtaposition.

is your saddle the proper height? riding with it high enough so your legs aren't bent the whole time also makes a world of difference.

ledge, Friday, 17 March 2023 09:51 (three years ago)

yeah that’s fine

Tracer Hand, Friday, 17 March 2023 09:52 (three years ago)

some nice continuity w previous posts it’s true

Tracer Hand, Friday, 17 March 2023 09:53 (three years ago)

oiling up my chain rn tbrr

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 March 2023 10:11 (three years ago)

Yeah keeping things oiled, greased and properly tightened very useful.torqued even.

Stevo, Friday, 17 March 2023 10:33 (three years ago)

Putting on new handlegrips

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 17 March 2023 17:21 (three years ago)

I have an old Raleigh 3-speed and it's true, if I keep the chain & hub oiled up and the tires fully inflated, it's a joy to ride... if I don't, it's a workout

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 17 March 2023 17:29 (three years ago)

i mean I know it sounds completely obvious but I honestly did not realise the magnitude of the difference

Tracer Hand, Friday, 17 March 2023 17:45 (three years ago)

"magnitude" keeping this week's theme going

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 March 2023 17:47 (three years ago)

pop pop!

kinder, Friday, 17 March 2023 17:49 (three years ago)

Hearing horror stories about lack of recognition of basic bike maintenance for teh last few months. NOt going to have to face it over a protracted period. But basic basic standards appear to not be kept.
THis apparently also includes people power washing bikes and not replacing grease they've washed off. & not greasing places where aluminium and steel are in close contact and bond due to lack of grease preventing them from doing so.
& using WD40 on brake systems if they do actually try to clean things. Rendering them useless.

Need to ensure points where there is going to be friction will have grease to prevent wear/bonding etc.

Air in innertube acts to stop you feeling the road as bad as you might. & there are punctures that you can get from having tyres at too low pressure where bits that would be kept apart if there was enough air in there are n contact so can both be spolit through contact with kerb etc. Works as suspension to some extent also, aids ride.

& making sure your break blocks have enough block present helps you stop bike. Having a wheel trued also helpful

I struggle with gears though.

Stevo, Friday, 17 March 2023 17:50 (three years ago)

What you say is true, but a key benefit of tire inflation is saving you work. A tire that is flat is deforming on every rotation; it takes more energy (from your legs) to keep it going efficiently

Minivan Morrison (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 17 March 2023 17:54 (three years ago)

"magnitude" keeping this week's theme going

― satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Friday, March 17, 2023 1:47 PM bookmarkflaglink

pop pop!

― kinder, Friday, March 17, 2023 1:49 PM bookmarkflaglink

Lmao

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 March 2023 18:00 (three years ago)

This is the one “Mickey”-related detail that stood out for me: http://www.clubdevo.com/portfolio-item/11409-toni-basil-jerry-casale/

Also, are you people familiar with the original lyrics to “Tutti Frutti”?

Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 18 March 2023 11:03 (three years ago)

Good booty

If it don't fit don't force it

You can grease it, make it easy

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 March 2023 17:08 (three years ago)

Clearly they're talking about a party melt

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 March 2023 17:09 (three years ago)

They're talking about putting on new handlegrips.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 18 March 2023 18:53 (three years ago)

I've only ever had Cynar 70, and haven't been too clear on the taste difference compared to regular Cynar

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Saturday, 18 March 2023 18:55 (three years ago)

Lol, jimbeaux

Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 18 March 2023 21:33 (three years ago)

Joan Miró? Not a lady.

peace, man, Sunday, 19 March 2023 11:56 (three years ago)

Dominique Leone? Not a lady.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 March 2023 14:10 (three years ago)

Wait till you hear about Leslie Howard and Leslie Nielsen

carne asana (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 19 March 2023 16:03 (three years ago)

Leslie Mann? Not a man.

(Leslie is always a man's name in the UK btw)

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 March 2023 16:13 (three years ago)

Leslie Ash might claim otherwise.

Tim, Sunday, 19 March 2023 16:35 (three years ago)

Curses!

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 March 2023 16:40 (three years ago)

I have wasted decades imperfectly frying bacon in a frying pan, it is so much easier to just put it in the oven

obsidian crocogolem (sleeve), Sunday, 19 March 2023 17:19 (three years ago)

Yes, same. Started baking it 2-3 years ago and life is much easier. Also, the resulting bacon fat is cleaner and less burned, good for frying things later.

The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Sunday, 19 March 2023 17:24 (three years ago)

right? Realised that only about 2 years ago as well!

assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 19 March 2023 17:25 (three years ago)


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