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Puns with puns

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Alba, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 20:14 (three years ago)

Precisely

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 20:20 (three years ago)

I don’t think it’s a pun on the word “honeydew”

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 21:15 (three years ago)

I've always heard it as a pun.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 21:53 (three years ago)

Next thing y’all will be telling us is that Dew Drop Inn is not a pun.

Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 22:12 (three years ago)

Curl Up and Dye Salon

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 22:20 (three years ago)

Mötley Crüe: "I'm a live, live wire", which is also "I'm alive, live wire".

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 17 March 2023 01:18 (three years ago)

What

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 17 March 2023 03:00 (three years ago)

Do any of you know what a pun is ffs

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 17 March 2023 03:01 (three years ago)

dew you???

budo jeru, Friday, 17 March 2023 04:59 (three years ago)

Mötley Crüe = motley crew

pplains, Friday, 17 March 2023 13:49 (three years ago)

lol are you trolling silby

piedro àlamodevar (wins), Friday, 17 March 2023 14:00 (three years ago)

Motörhead: motorhead

piedro àlamodevar (wins), Friday, 17 March 2023 14:01 (three years ago)

lol nm, I can only remember four posts ago on a Friday

piedro àlamodevar (wins), Friday, 17 March 2023 14:03 (three years ago)

My example doesn't make sense unless you rhyme "live" with "jive", not with "give".

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 17 March 2023 16:10 (three years ago)

'cause I'm a live ... Liv Tyler!

peace, man, Friday, 17 March 2023 16:26 (three years ago)

pun-ditry itt is pun-ishing

at bottom, wrapping my arms around some tripe called "Quest" (breastcrawl), Friday, 17 March 2023 16:48 (three years ago)

reading this thread is a lot of pun

TWELVE Michelob stars?!? (seandalai), Friday, 17 March 2023 22:36 (three years ago)

A thread filled with PUN, that’s what I love

Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 18 March 2023 13:51 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

Tragic Kingdom 🤦‍♂️

The true speed of Billy Joel (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 6 April 2023 20:54 (three years ago)

slay tracks

ledge, Friday, 7 April 2023 06:59 (three years ago)

Not a pun, but I saw Night at the Museum for the first time, and just realized the title is not supposed to mean “A Night at the Museum” (it takes place over three nights!) and is instead “Nighttime at the Museum”

i.e., it is not the story of one eventful night at the museum but instead an exploration of what happens to the museum at night

young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 9 April 2023 06:56 (three years ago)

It has only just dawned on me that the Oyster card used to travel around London is named for the idiom 'the world is your oyster'. I am a doofus.

Shard-borne Beatles with their drowsy hums (Chinaski), Saturday, 15 April 2023 09:11 (three years ago)

Also I guess that it has two halves and a hinge - I don't think of either as a pun though.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 15 April 2023 10:13 (three years ago)

In Hong Kong it's called an Octopus card.

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 15 April 2023 11:00 (three years ago)

The world is your octopus

doja catharsis (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 15 April 2023 12:18 (three years ago)

puns that you had missed

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 15 April 2023 12:26 (three years ago)

Yeah, definitely not a pun. Should have gone in the 'things you only just learned' thread.

Shard-borne Beatles with their drowsy hums (Chinaski), Saturday, 15 April 2023 13:27 (three years ago)

I.... oh... never mind

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 15 April 2023 15:30 (three years ago)

Puns that you had miffed

Beatles in My Passway (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 16 April 2023 12:25 (three years ago)

Puns that you had muffed

Beatles in My Passway (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 16 April 2023 12:25 (three years ago)

Dark Knight.

There really is no pun that I ever got first time around.

Zelda Zonk, Sunday, 16 April 2023 12:50 (three years ago)

Puns that you had whiffed

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 16 April 2023 20:08 (three years ago)

If it ain’t stiffed, it ain’t worth a pun.

The Titus Andromedon Strain (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 16 April 2023 20:46 (three years ago)

Not sure this is a pun but I just realized "self-own" and "cell phone" are homophones

when you wish upon a tsar (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 22 April 2023 20:02 (three years ago)

It’s not a pun unless you use the homophone as the basis for a joke

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Saturday, 22 April 2023 20:24 (three years ago)

For fuck’s sake

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Saturday, 22 April 2023 20:24 (three years ago)

Is this just the rhyme thread now, I mean

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Saturday, 22 April 2023 20:24 (three years ago)

you used to call me on my self-owns

got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 22 April 2023 23:38 (three years ago)

Nicely done

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Sunday, 23 April 2023 03:00 (three years ago)

vg+

Mark G, Sunday, 23 April 2023 09:21 (three years ago)

paris is a moveable feast

corrs unplugged, Monday, 24 April 2023 08:36 (three years ago)

or well is it that a pun or just wordplay

corrs unplugged, Monday, 24 April 2023 08:41 (three years ago)

Well, liturgically speaking, a fixed feast day occurs on the same day every year - the feast of St. Patrick is always going to be March 17.

A moveable feast wanders around the calendar because its date depends on an astrological event (e.g., an equinox) and/or must be on a certain day of the week. Ash Wednesday, Mandy Thursday, and Good Friday, are moveable because they have to be calculated backwards from each year's Easter. Part of why different churches have different Easters.

when you wish upon a tsar (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 24 April 2023 10:37 (three years ago)

I remember the history module on Medieval Ireland going into how the leader of teh Irish monks could calculate the date of Easter more accurately than Rome did. Through use of computans etc intricate counting systems and calculation using ones fingers, including various knuckles etc.
That at a time when the Irish monasteries were about the best place for maintaining Latin and Greek scholarship.

Also, reminded of Rabelais talking about Paris being named after laughter in Pantagruel but not having the details offhand. Pa Ris being the breakdown though.

Stevo, Monday, 24 April 2023 10:56 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

In He-Man, the bad sorceress is (excellently) named 'Evil Lyn'. But now I'm wondering if it's a pun on Evelyn?

a hallan shaker loon (dowd), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 12:41 (three years ago)

What would the pun be?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 10 May 2023 12:53 (three years ago)

Always trying to provoke a Waugh

contrapuntal aversion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 May 2023 13:01 (three years ago)

I thought he was just a bit brain dead.
Oddly seems to think he runs the place.

Stevo, Wednesday, 10 May 2023 13:08 (three years ago)

Smokey Robinson. I Second That Emotion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv9cWgkpIZ4

The seconder may state "I second the motion"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_(parliamentary_procedure)

budo jeru, Thursday, 11 May 2023 16:21 (three years ago)


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