Honey Don't
― Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 19:12 (one year ago) link
I mean I figured it out a few decades ago but still.
― Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 19:13 (one year ago) link
Now there's a jar I'll reach into.
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 19:15 (one year ago) link
I had to ask Bing Chat what it was a pun on. Never heard of honey do.
― Alba, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 19:58 (one year ago) link
honeydew!
― satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 20:01 (one year ago) link
Honey do list
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 20:09 (one year ago) link
Puns with punshttps://i.imgur.com/yWpEMXL.png
― Alba, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 20:14 (one year ago) link
Precisely
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 20:20 (one year ago) link
I don’t think it’s a pun on the word “honeydew”
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 21:15 (one year ago) link
I've always heard it as a pun.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 21:53 (one year ago) link
Next thing y’all will be telling us is that Dew Drop Inn is not a pun.
― Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 22:12 (one year ago) link
Curl Up and Dye Salon
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 22:20 (one year ago) link
Mötley Crüe: "I'm a live, live wire", which is also "I'm alive, live wire".
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 17 March 2023 01:18 (one year ago) link
What
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 17 March 2023 03:00 (one year ago) link
Do any of you know what a pun is ffs
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 17 March 2023 03:01 (one year ago) link
dew you???
― budo jeru, Friday, 17 March 2023 04:59 (one year ago) link
Mötley Crüe = motley crew
― pplains, Friday, 17 March 2023 13:49 (one year ago) link
lol are you trolling silby
― piedro àlamodevar (wins), Friday, 17 March 2023 14:00 (one year ago) link
Motörhead: motorhead
― piedro àlamodevar (wins), Friday, 17 March 2023 14:01 (one year ago) link
lol nm, I can only remember four posts ago on a Friday
― piedro àlamodevar (wins), Friday, 17 March 2023 14:03 (one year ago) link
My example doesn't make sense unless you rhyme "live" with "jive", not with "give".
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 17 March 2023 16:10 (one year ago) link
'cause I'm a live ... Liv Tyler!
― peace, man, Friday, 17 March 2023 16:26 (one year ago) link
pun-ditry itt is pun-ishing
― at bottom, wrapping my arms around some tripe called "Quest" (breastcrawl), Friday, 17 March 2023 16:48 (one year ago) link
reading this thread is a lot of pun
― TWELVE Michelob stars?!? (seandalai), Friday, 17 March 2023 22:36 (one year ago) link
A thread filled with PUN, that’s what I love
― Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 18 March 2023 13:51 (one year ago) link
Tragic Kingdom 🤦♂️
― The true speed of Billy Joel (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 6 April 2023 20:54 (one year ago) link
slay tracks
― ledge, Friday, 7 April 2023 06:59 (one year ago) link
Not a pun, but I saw Night at the Museum for the first time, and just realized the title is not supposed to mean “A Night at the Museum” (it takes place over three nights!) and is instead “Nighttime at the Museum”i.e., it is not the story of one eventful night at the museum but instead an exploration of what happens to the museum at night
― young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 9 April 2023 06:56 (one year ago) link
It has only just dawned on me that the Oyster card used to travel around London is named for the idiom 'the world is your oyster'. I am a doofus.
― Shard-borne Beatles with their drowsy hums (Chinaski), Saturday, 15 April 2023 09:11 (one year ago) link
Also I guess that it has two halves and a hinge - I don't think of either as a pun though.
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 15 April 2023 10:13 (one year ago) link
In Hong Kong it's called an Octopus card.
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 15 April 2023 11:00 (one year ago) link
The world is your octopus
― doja catharsis (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 15 April 2023 12:18 (one year ago) link
puns that you had missed
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 15 April 2023 12:26 (one year ago) link
Yeah, definitely not a pun. Should have gone in the 'things you only just learned' thread.
― Shard-borne Beatles with their drowsy hums (Chinaski), Saturday, 15 April 2023 13:27 (one year ago) link
I.... oh... never mind
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 15 April 2023 15:30 (one year ago) link
Puns that you had miffed
― Beatles in My Passway (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 16 April 2023 12:25 (one year ago) link
Puns that you had muffed
Dark Knight.
There really is no pun that I ever got first time around.
― Zelda Zonk, Sunday, 16 April 2023 12:50 (one year ago) link
Puns that you had whiffed
― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 16 April 2023 20:08 (one year ago) link
If it ain’t stiffed, it ain’t worth a pun.
― The Titus Andromedon Strain (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 16 April 2023 20:46 (one year ago) link
Not sure this is a pun but I just realized "self-own" and "cell phone" are homophones
― when you wish upon a tsar (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 22 April 2023 20:02 (one year ago) link
It’s not a pun unless you use the homophone as the basis for a joke
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Saturday, 22 April 2023 20:24 (one year ago) link
For fuck’s sake
Is this just the rhyme thread now, I mean
you used to call me on my self-owns
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 22 April 2023 23:38 (one year ago) link
Nicely done
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Sunday, 23 April 2023 03:00 (one year ago) link
vg+
― Mark G, Sunday, 23 April 2023 09:21 (one year ago) link
paris is a moveable feast
― corrs unplugged, Monday, 24 April 2023 08:36 (one year ago) link
or well is it that a pun or just wordplay
― corrs unplugged, Monday, 24 April 2023 08:41 (one year ago) link
Well, liturgically speaking, a fixed feast day occurs on the same day every year - the feast of St. Patrick is always going to be March 17.
A moveable feast wanders around the calendar because its date depends on an astrological event (e.g., an equinox) and/or must be on a certain day of the week. Ash Wednesday, Mandy Thursday, and Good Friday, are moveable because they have to be calculated backwards from each year's Easter. Part of why different churches have different Easters.
― when you wish upon a tsar (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 24 April 2023 10:37 (one year ago) link