In my dialect, "match" and "catch" are near-rhymes at best.
― pplains, Monday, 13 March 2023 14:47 (three years ago)
Honey Don't
― Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 19:12 (three years ago)
I mean I figured it out a few decades ago but still.
― Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 19:13 (three years ago)
Now there's a jar I'll reach into.
― pplains, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 19:15 (three years ago)
I had to ask Bing Chat what it was a pun on. Never heard of honey do.
― Alba, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 19:58 (three years ago)
honeydew!
― satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 20:01 (three years ago)
Honey do list
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 20:09 (three years ago)
Puns with punshttps://i.imgur.com/yWpEMXL.png
― Alba, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 20:14 (three years ago)
Precisely
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 20:20 (three years ago)
I don’t think it’s a pun on the word “honeydew”
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 21:15 (three years ago)
I've always heard it as a pun.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 21:53 (three years ago)
Next thing y’all will be telling us is that Dew Drop Inn is not a pun.
― Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 22:12 (three years ago)
Curl Up and Dye Salon
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 22:20 (three years ago)
Mötley Crüe: "I'm a live, live wire", which is also "I'm alive, live wire".
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 17 March 2023 01:18 (three years ago)
What
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 17 March 2023 03:00 (three years ago)
Do any of you know what a pun is ffs
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 17 March 2023 03:01 (three years ago)
dew you???
― budo jeru, Friday, 17 March 2023 04:59 (three years ago)
Mötley Crüe = motley crew
― pplains, Friday, 17 March 2023 13:49 (three years ago)
lol are you trolling silby
― piedro àlamodevar (wins), Friday, 17 March 2023 14:00 (three years ago)
Motörhead: motorhead
― piedro àlamodevar (wins), Friday, 17 March 2023 14:01 (three years ago)
lol nm, I can only remember four posts ago on a Friday
― piedro àlamodevar (wins), Friday, 17 March 2023 14:03 (three years ago)
My example doesn't make sense unless you rhyme "live" with "jive", not with "give".
― Halfway there but for you, Friday, 17 March 2023 16:10 (three years ago)
'cause I'm a live ... Liv Tyler!
― peace, man, Friday, 17 March 2023 16:26 (three years ago)
pun-ditry itt is pun-ishing
― at bottom, wrapping my arms around some tripe called "Quest" (breastcrawl), Friday, 17 March 2023 16:48 (three years ago)
reading this thread is a lot of pun
― TWELVE Michelob stars?!? (seandalai), Friday, 17 March 2023 22:36 (three years ago)
A thread filled with PUN, that’s what I love
― Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 18 March 2023 13:51 (three years ago)
Tragic Kingdom 🤦♂️
― The true speed of Billy Joel (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 6 April 2023 20:54 (three years ago)
slay tracks
― ledge, Friday, 7 April 2023 06:59 (three years ago)
Not a pun, but I saw Night at the Museum for the first time, and just realized the title is not supposed to mean “A Night at the Museum” (it takes place over three nights!) and is instead “Nighttime at the Museum”i.e., it is not the story of one eventful night at the museum but instead an exploration of what happens to the museum at night
― young sussy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 9 April 2023 06:56 (three years ago)
It has only just dawned on me that the Oyster card used to travel around London is named for the idiom 'the world is your oyster'. I am a doofus.
― Shard-borne Beatles with their drowsy hums (Chinaski), Saturday, 15 April 2023 09:11 (three years ago)
Also I guess that it has two halves and a hinge - I don't think of either as a pun though.
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 15 April 2023 10:13 (three years ago)
In Hong Kong it's called an Octopus card.
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 15 April 2023 11:00 (three years ago)
The world is your octopus
― doja catharsis (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 15 April 2023 12:18 (three years ago)
puns that you had missed
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 15 April 2023 12:26 (three years ago)
Yeah, definitely not a pun. Should have gone in the 'things you only just learned' thread.
― Shard-borne Beatles with their drowsy hums (Chinaski), Saturday, 15 April 2023 13:27 (three years ago)
I.... oh... never mind
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 15 April 2023 15:30 (three years ago)
Puns that you had miffed
― Beatles in My Passway (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 16 April 2023 12:25 (three years ago)
Puns that you had muffed
Dark Knight.
There really is no pun that I ever got first time around.
― Zelda Zonk, Sunday, 16 April 2023 12:50 (three years ago)
Puns that you had whiffed
― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 16 April 2023 20:08 (three years ago)
If it ain’t stiffed, it ain’t worth a pun.
― The Titus Andromedon Strain (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 16 April 2023 20:46 (three years ago)
Not sure this is a pun but I just realized "self-own" and "cell phone" are homophones
― when you wish upon a tsar (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 22 April 2023 20:02 (three years ago)
It’s not a pun unless you use the homophone as the basis for a joke
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Saturday, 22 April 2023 20:24 (three years ago)
For fuck’s sake
Is this just the rhyme thread now, I mean
you used to call me on my self-owns
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 22 April 2023 23:38 (three years ago)
Nicely done
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Sunday, 23 April 2023 03:00 (three years ago)
vg+
― Mark G, Sunday, 23 April 2023 09:21 (three years ago)
paris is a moveable feast
― corrs unplugged, Monday, 24 April 2023 08:36 (three years ago)
or well is it that a pun or just wordplay
― corrs unplugged, Monday, 24 April 2023 08:41 (three years ago)