Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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The existence of the word forecastle.

Alba, Friday, 10 March 2023 08:22 (three years ago)

i just learned that new zealand has almost zero native mammals! something like 3 species of bat before the māori brought over rats and dogs. that seems like something i shld have known!!

also their bats spend more time on the ground than in the air

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2wjXRTd1vU

Number None, Friday, 10 March 2023 12:13 (three years ago)

Scott Walker did a version of (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction.

Zelda Zonk, Friday, 10 March 2023 12:40 (three years ago)

Three people - Bobby Bare and Johnny Cash and Kenny Rogers - released versions of "The Gambler" in 1978.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 March 2023 12:53 (three years ago)

“tin-eye-tus” is not acceptable and not correct fyi

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, March 7, 2023 4:56 PM (three days ago)

wait what, this isn't true, at least not in North America: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/tinnitus

rob, Friday, 10 March 2023 13:50 (three years ago)

c'mon, it's tin-ear-tus obviously

o shit the sheriff (NickB), Friday, 10 March 2023 13:58 (three years ago)

“-itis” is a suffix that means there’s inflammation of the thing preceding it eg appendicitis, menengitis, etc but tinnitus is not constructed this way or spelled this way, “tinn” is not a name of an anatomical structure, and it is not caused by inflammation

Tracer Hand, Friday, 10 March 2023 14:01 (three years ago)

https://www.etymonline.com/word/tinnitus

Tracer Hand, Friday, 10 March 2023 14:02 (three years ago)

this is gonna be the "GIF/JIF" thing isn't it

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 March 2023 14:05 (three years ago)

tintinnabulation!

Think Hergé used to dabble in that from time to time.

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 10 March 2023 14:07 (three years ago)

I can't tell if Tracer is arguing for his preferred pronunciation or posting another thing he was shockingly old when he learned?

rob, Friday, 10 March 2023 14:19 (three years ago)

I also did not know the etymology of tinnitus until today, but it doesn't matter wrt pronunciation!

rob, Friday, 10 March 2023 14:21 (three years ago)

The existence of the word forecastle.

do you know about focsle?

conrad, Friday, 10 March 2023 15:11 (three years ago)

i learned that dunedin is pronounced like "done-eden." mostly i had just never heard it said out loud so in my head the emphasis was on the first syllable with a short e

na (NA), Friday, 10 March 2023 15:21 (three years ago)

did you learn this because of scotland or new zealand or the spring training home of the blue jays

mookieproof, Friday, 10 March 2023 16:17 (three years ago)

lol the latter for me

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 March 2023 16:19 (three years ago)

NZ, i was watching a bunch of verlaines clips on youtube and there was an announcer who mentioned dunedin on one of them

na (NA), Friday, 10 March 2023 16:38 (three years ago)

actually i learned it at a Shoney's, I'd just pushed my plate aside and the waiter said "Dunedin?"

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 March 2023 16:47 (three years ago)

I only recently learned that another nautical word, gunwales, is pronounced 'gunnels'. Daft sailors.

Shard-borne Beatles with their drowsy hums (Chinaski), Saturday, 11 March 2023 11:21 (three years ago)

I only recently figured out that laird is just lord said in a Scots accent. I mean, of course it is, but ...

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 11 March 2023 11:28 (three years ago)

Cripes also did not know that

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 11 March 2023 11:31 (three years ago)

Well, it's lord in Scots, rather than lord in a Scottish accent.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 March 2023 11:38 (three years ago)

I don't know what Scottish accents would pronounce "lord" as "laird", although admittedly the vowels are all over the place in Scottish accents.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 March 2023 11:39 (three years ago)

that's why I said Scots?

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 11 March 2023 11:44 (three years ago)

Yes, but Scots isn't just English with an accent, right?

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 March 2023 11:47 (three years ago)

no they have a common ancestry, I'm just coming at it from speaking boring old English

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 11 March 2023 11:57 (three years ago)

I'm just being a bit picky because Scottish English and Scots are two different things - hardly anyone actually speaks Scots anymore, outside of a Burns' Supper.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 March 2023 12:04 (three years ago)

tbf I'm Scottish myself and don't know enough about Scots, which is why it took me so long to make the laird-lord connection as no one I've ever known would pronounce lord that way. I do have distant relatives up Inverness/Elgin way though, maybe one of those might get close!

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 11 March 2023 12:08 (three years ago)

I wonder how James is getting on with his Scots...

Scottish Gaelic, Scots an aw

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 March 2023 12:10 (three years ago)

You rang?

Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 11 March 2023 14:00 (three years ago)

Somebody must speak Scots, I have a few dictionaries and a grammar book to prove it. Anyway, I will take it over to the other thread.

Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 11 March 2023 14:02 (three years ago)

Ok so I knew that Toni Basil had been a reasonably prominent dancer and choreographer.

I don't think I knew she'd worked with Bowie on "Diamond Dogs."

I definitely didn't know she is my mother's age (born 1943) which would make her about 31 in 1974 and 38 in 1981.

And finding out that "Mickey" is actually a cover was also a surprise.

Carry on, make of that what you will.

Minivan Morrison (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 14:33 (three years ago)

She was also in Easy Rider.

awaiting the ILX acquihire (PBKR), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 14:36 (three years ago)

and Five Easy Pieces

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 14:39 (three years ago)

and Head

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 14:41 (three years ago)

None of these pieces of information would have made much impression on 11-year-old me, and I confess I didn't give her much thought in the intervening 40 years.

Minivan Morrison (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 15:03 (three years ago)

She was also in Elvis' Viva Las Vegas (1964), and "...she was assistant choreographer and a dancer on the 1964 concert film The T.A.M.I. Show (Teen-Age Music International) choreographed by David Winters,[8] which featured fellow dancer and friend Teri Garr."

Only found out Garr was in that just now when I googled Basil.

nickn, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 16:40 (three years ago)

Woulda liked a version by The Sweet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3JxiB4FLjU

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 16:47 (three years ago)

Rock critic Robert Christgau commented on the perceived 'obscene' content of the lyric "So come on and give it to me / Any way you can / Any way you want to do it / I'll take it like a man". Christgau wrote in a review at the time that Basil "was the only woman ever to offer to take it up the ass on Top 40 radio." However, Basil adamantly denies this: "NO! That's ridiculous. People read shit into everything. It's not about anything dirty. You change the name from boy to girl" — i.e., from "Mickey" to "Kitty" — "and they read anything they want into it! When it's a guy singing about a girl, it's a sweet line. But when a girl sings it, it must mean butt-fucking! This is how the wrong foot gets cut off when the doc wheels you into the E.R. Then it's Micky Dolenz and butt-fucking."

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 16:49 (three years ago)

1. Davey
2. Mickey
3. Peter
4. Mike

pplains, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 17:06 (three years ago)

featured fellow dancer and friend Teri Garr."

I think Garr was in like nine Elvis movies

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 17:33 (three years ago)

Yeah, I read that too after posting, when I followed the wiki link for her.

nickn, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 17:36 (three years ago)

this is more "term i recently heard that now i use all the time": "tripper trap". good if burner culture is in your backyard.

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 18:38 (three years ago)

Woulda liked a version by The Sweet

I am shockingly old to be learning this was a Chinnichap song.

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 18:52 (three years ago)

Rock critic Robert Christgau commented on the perceived 'obscene' content of the lyric "So come on and give it to me / Any way you can / Any way you want to do it / I'll take it like a man". Christgau wrote in a review at the time that Basil "was the only woman ever to offer to take it up the ass on Top 40 radio." However, Basil adamantly denies this: "NO! That's ridiculous. People read shit into everything. It's not about anything dirty. You change the name from boy to girl" — i.e., from "Mickey" to "Kitty" — "and they read anything they want into it! When it's a guy singing about a girl, it's a sweet line. But when a girl sings it, it must mean butt-fucking! This is how the wrong foot gets cut off when the doc wheels you into the E.R. Then it's Micky Dolenz and butt-fucking."
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), woensdag 15 maart 2023 17:49

actually think the line is much eh... racier in the male "Kitty" version.

either way, this is as racy as Racey came: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmSW3CuhZyc

at bottom, wrapping my arms around some tripe called "Quest" (breastcrawl), Thursday, 16 March 2023 18:34 (three years ago)

Toni's protestation is not convincing. Literally everyone I knew understood that line at the time as an offer of anal sex.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 16 March 2023 18:42 (three years ago)

i have never had that thought in my life, nor heard of it being a thing before these posts...

got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 16 March 2023 20:22 (three years ago)

nor I, but the Racey version has the same lyric except it’s “any time you wanna do it, I’ll take it like a man” which Basil’s version changes to “any way”, so …

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 16 March 2023 20:29 (three years ago)

"Any way you want to do it?" C'mon, man.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 16 March 2023 20:36 (three years ago)

Does Steve Perry get these letters?

got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 16 March 2023 21:38 (three years ago)


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