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good tip https://www.tiktok.com/@pearlmania500/video/7207941159811960106

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 9 March 2023 04:59 (three years ago)

Someone pointed out that the biggest difference between hiring now and when Circuit City went belly up is that most employers now run their past employment checks through Equifax instead of just calling references.

ⓓⓡ (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 9 March 2023 05:19 (three years ago)

i follow this guy hes joking but a lot of people dont get it lol

It may surprise people to learn that I am a twitter employee, I make $156,000 a year and have literally done nothing. Check deposits in my bank account, no one seems to know what my job is or who my boss is.

— Anosognosiogenesis (@pookleblinky) March 8, 2023

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 March 2023 18:35 (three years ago)

Top of reddit. You *know* the manbaby has seen it and yet he is entirely too incompetent to actually fire me. pic.twitter.com/lhrEvpjHgP

— Anosognosiogenesis (@pookleblinky) March 9, 2023

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 March 2023 18:35 (three years ago)

^^ Suddenly picturing Big Head on Hooli's rooftop after he got bought out.

underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Thursday, 9 March 2023 18:52 (three years ago)

lol yea

kinder, Thursday, 9 March 2023 21:03 (three years ago)

My ‘For you’ feed is now just showing random accounts. There’s no indication of how they relate to anyone I follow. That’s entirely new since yesterday.

(Not like it’s all Elmo and catturd, it does seem vaguely relevant to my interests.)

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 10 March 2023 00:11 (three years ago)

so a week ago i applied for reinstatement using the guidance that other twitterer upthread suggested (saying "the libs tried to censor me!") and today they unbanned me.

lol

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 March 2023 04:15 (three years ago)

lol. now try getting off a parking ticket by flashing a badge you got out of a cereal box. at least you'll find out if the parking meter patroller or traffic court judge are smarter than Elon Musk.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 10 March 2023 04:20 (three years ago)

i have no intention of tweeting again so i'm going to shitpost at Elon until i'm banned again

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 March 2023 04:20 (three years ago)

welp now i'm timed out for 12 hours. that was fast

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 March 2023 04:23 (three years ago)

hilariously, since it restored all of my previous tweets (from 2021 and earlier), it flagged one of my 2 year old tweets as offensive (which is the one that got me banned in the first place) and temp banned me for it...again.

good system you got there.

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 March 2023 04:24 (three years ago)

ha

lag∞n, Friday, 10 March 2023 12:22 (three years ago)

I don't think I even have a 'for you' feed on my app? It's just 'Latest' or 'top tweets'. But I swear tweets are showing from people I've never followed, and not as 'promoted' or anything either.

kinder, Friday, 10 March 2023 16:11 (three years ago)

prob just havent updated your app since they made the change

lag∞n, Friday, 10 March 2023 18:34 (three years ago)

yep, I just started seeing a bunch of tweets popping up on both tabs from folks that I don't follow, aren't being retweeted or even liked by anyone I follow and aren't promoted (at least they aren't being tagged that way). not exclusively, but the vast majority are crypto related or accounts pushing OnlyFans content. cool app.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 10 March 2023 18:41 (three years ago)

i can only assume foxeseveryhour has some dirt on Elon himself given how much prominence they have on my feed atm

koogs, Sunday, 12 March 2023 09:18 (three years ago)

justice served

https://i.imgur.com/wAOSSlf.png

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 18:28 (three years ago)

"My ‘For you’ feed is now just showing random accounts"

yes, that and Jesse Singal who it pushes at me obsessively, I should just fucking mute him

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 22:56 (three years ago)

I don't know who Alix Aharon is but she comes across like a 1970's era sex-terrified feminist who thinks penetration=rape and who has never once encountered (admittedly over the top) pornography

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 23:03 (three years ago)

Yeah I was trying to use the mute button even more liberally than before their latest downgrade but it’s just pointless, now I’ve given up on “For You” completely.

(I don’t use the app anymore, deleted it a while back likely based on recommendation from this thread.)

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 23:58 (three years ago)

Always be blocking anyone who's annoying, stupid or both.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 00:06 (three years ago)

i only use twitter on desktop browser now since they have ruined the mobile web interface in an attempt to force people into the app (where you can't block ads)

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 00:16 (three years ago)

Milo Z otm. Or anyone who’s just is too verbose tbh. Guess that qualifies as ‘annoying’ but it’s more just about awareness of social media etiquette imo. (Akm I don’t find the mobile site much worse than the desktop, I don’t really see any ads, have them all blocked.)

The net effect of me completely abandoning ‘For You’ recommendations is that I drill down even deeper into my well of politics because political media accounts post the most consistently (and professionally really), and it’s basically the only thriving media ecosystem left on Twitter.

And I probably would never really have been active on Twitter but for its role in the London pirate radio scene, probably fifteen years ago — and of course when I finally jumped onboard the site I was a decade late.

(I was active on Reddit before that, it did actually have its moments for someone like me. Now it’s completely trash of course as has been noted many times. Still worse than Twitter imo but we are likely approaching shit-singularity there.)

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 00:24 (three years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/mLqND5g.png

Congrats y'all, he quit Twitter! pic.twitter.com/gxDOMLBHRb

— Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_) March 15, 2023

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 00:41 (three years ago)

If anyone else is missing context: https://www.intomore.com/impact/gender-clinic-workers-sent-trans-patients-names-to-an-anti-trans-whistleblower/

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 02:21 (three years ago)

very weird dude doing bad stuff

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 02:43 (three years ago)

didn't know that our own ice cr?m is obnoxious twitter personality ben dreyfuss

― mh, Wednesday, February 22, 2023 10:10 AM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

I think this is thread-relevant; why is Ben Dreyfuss's Twitter presence so viscerally annoying? I can't figure it out. His opinions are pretty garden-variety. But there's something about him that makes him 100x more irritating than the average poster and I can't figure out what it is. Or is it just me that's allergic to this guy?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 02:45 (three years ago)

no everyone hates him lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 02:49 (three years ago)

He didn’t use nepotism to become an D-list actor or assistant head coach, he wasted it on being a poster.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 02:53 (three years ago)

Singal's 'explanation' for the Twitter departure (from earlier this morning): https://jessesingal.substack.com/p/time-for-a-twitter-break

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 03:27 (three years ago)

Who cares what that guy says

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 03:49 (three years ago)

not me, he and Reed and Bari Weiss can all go fuck themselves

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 03:51 (three years ago)

probably best not to link to substacks of hatemongers. quoting or paraphrasing should be enough if it's a worthwhile dunking opportunity

Chyiv Kyiv (Fetchboy), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 03:56 (three years ago)

every fourth tweet is an ad now. yesterday i blocked my second ad for devices that set up dominoes so you can knock them over. just now i blocked my second panama hat ad. the other day i had one for sink strainers.

oddly, my second account sees no ads at all.

koogs, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 08:57 (three years ago)

Yeah I dont ever see ads on Twitter? Is it because I never use it/only have 50 follows? Is it my Adblock? idgi.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 09:12 (three years ago)

I use it heaps and never see ads. Whenever I saw them in the past I would always block them on principle.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 11:23 (three years ago)

no doubt this is weak-minded of me but i don't really consider "this account doesn't exist" as any kind of per se admission on singal's part, let alone a defeat or whatever: lots of ppl switch off their accounts for a while when they want or need to take a pause when the Discourse™️ gets too intense or distracting

(i mean he's bad and wrong and he *should* very much log off and shut up on this issue -- does he even write abt other issues now? -- but that is not yet what this is)

mark s, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 12:31 (three years ago)

idk exposing your source to legal jeopardy is an L is how i break it down to an extent

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 14:00 (three years ago)

Is it my Adblock

yes, using twitter via a browser with an adblocker keeps them from showing up and is now the only tolerable way to use it

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 14:12 (three years ago)

lmao

Jesse Singal logged off twitter yesterday and then read all your mean tweets about him and wrote about how it made him feel. No, I am not joking. pic.twitter.com/cbIg2DySuZ

— Ari Drennen (@AriDrennen) March 15, 2023

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 18:51 (three years ago)

pretty gross that the entire reason that dude continues to write bad articles on select topics is that it draws clicks and he's taken that particular stance is he has insanely thin skin and doubles down on his slanted perspective and hate every time someone calls him an asshole

mh, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 18:56 (three years ago)

the reason he's taken that stance, I mean

his initial work was wrong-headed and bad and it just keeps getting worse

mh, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 18:59 (three years ago)

he shouldve stuck to his previous normal obsession

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FpCvBLhX0AAAE5n?format=jpg&name=small

lag∞n, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 19:01 (three years ago)

his blog has the subhead "Singal-Minded" and this alone should be enough to condemn this guy to the Hague.

Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 19:04 (three years ago)

xp oh jeez I forgot about that

mh, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 19:06 (three years ago)

Between Jesse Singal and Jesse Watters, I'm feeling bad about my name these days.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 21:27 (three years ago)

There's always Jesse James

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 23:05 (three years ago)

You could change it to Jussie

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 23:21 (three years ago)

every generation gets the andrew sullivan it deserves

ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 23:23 (three years ago)


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