lol yeah mice be poopin
more coarse steel wool stuffed in all yr homes' crevices will help, and thank u for reminding me, now that i am currently mouseless i'd better get on that too
― the royal y'all (cat), Thursday, 9 March 2023 01:52 (one year ago) link
homes'? well i guess if you happen to have multiple homes under siege then you might as well
― the royal y'all (cat), Thursday, 9 March 2023 01:54 (one year ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bhzpR0VF-hQ/Tlbd2lgNA8I/AAAAAAAAAEE/7ZkOli8ZCAM/s1600/ignatz.gif
― the royal y'all (cat), Thursday, 9 March 2023 01:59 (one year ago) link
i put the trap out yesterday after two afternoons of a mouse wandering across my field of view as i sat on the sofa. he's quiet, i have to say, his predecessors have always been louder
― koogs, Thursday, 9 March 2023 02:32 (one year ago) link
Our baby boy kitty caught his first Proper Mouse the other day! And then he didnt know what to do with it! He trotted around the house, dropped it, it played dead then tried to make a run for it, he grabbed it again and I guess killed it.
Then proceeded to dry-heave til we had to take the mouse away from him worried it had rat poison on it (we dont use any).
But yeah let that be a lesson to the rest of yiz, meece.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 9 March 2023 03:27 (one year ago) link
PICS
PICS OF BABY BOY KITTY
PICS OF BABY BOY KITTY AT ONCE (pls?)
good baby kitty, protecting his people from infestation! sounds like mama kitty didn't teach him that u can eat things u catch; iirc all kitties have the instinct to huntcatchkill but if they usually get fed by people then their mama has to show them the eating-yr-prey part (unless they hongrey)
i am awarding baby boy kitty a commemorative golden mouse trophy: 🐭🏆🐭
― the royal y'all (cat), Thursday, 9 March 2023 04:01 (one year ago) link
mice be poopin
― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 March 2023 04:06 (one year ago) link
otm
― the royal y'all (cat), Thursday, 9 March 2023 05:03 (one year ago) link
Heh he's not actually a babby anymore, he's 4 and a hulking big lad really :D
https://imgur.com/a/A3RW1EW
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 9 March 2023 09:30 (one year ago) link
oh poo why didnt that workhttps://imgur.com/a/A3RW1EW
they r precious snoogle babbies furever iirc
OMG THAT BELLY 🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍
― the royal y'all (cat), Thursday, 9 March 2023 14:57 (one year ago) link
Haha I dont know how you managed to make it show, but yeah. He looooves lying on his back and rolling around like a derpa.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 9 March 2023 21:39 (one year ago) link
cat bellies have a secret message written on them that means "u cool and i am happy & safe here" <3<3<3
meanwhile in mouse news i slacked off and now it sounds like we almost have enough for a circus.
"hey mr. cat maybe we should pause putting offerings on the shrine til we get the pestilence sorted"
"nah ms. cat it'll be fine"
"k" *rides off in mouse-drawn chariot*
― the royal y'all (cat), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 23:25 (one year ago) link
If you stop feeding the cat I predict mouse carcasses
― calstars, Tuesday, 14 March 2023 23:26 (one year ago) link
I can live with mice, but I draw the line at bats.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 23:30 (one year ago) link
lol stop feeding the cat & u get a cat who will pester u 94/7
alternatively the neighbors get a new cat who comes begging around with tails of woe (if they don't already)
bats cute but the rabies thing wld give me pawse
― the royal y'all (cat), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 23:54 (one year ago) link
Having seen more than one up close, I would have to disagree with your position that bats are cute.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 23:55 (one year ago) link
i shld have kept the pack rat who tried to move in a couple years ago, was v cute and we cld have disguised him as a chinchilla 🥸
― the royal y'all (cat), Tuesday, 14 March 2023 23:56 (one year ago) link
hm i guess bats are best appreciated from a distance. when u see them flapping around at dusk in spring & summer they seem like lovely little sky mice!
how'd you get to meet multiple bats, jimbeaux? if i put a bug lamp outside my window will it draw spooky bat friends to me during the appropriate seasons? why are bats associated with autumn and bare trees if i only see them when it's warm out? ~bat mysteries~
― the royal y'all (cat), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 00:06 (one year ago) link
One of the cats brought one in the house one time. We had to cover it with a wastebasket and kind of shuffle it out of the house.
Another one was lying on its back the brick wall outside our garage. I thought it was dead. To my surprise, when I nudged it with a stick it kind of flapped around and hissed. I guess cold weather can make them sluggish, so sluggish they can't fly.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 00:08 (one year ago) link
that is pretty cool! pls hi5 yr cat for me
did you tenderly nurse the chill bat back to warmth, and did it then grant you 3 wishes or come back later to help you out of a jambeaux? wish i cld find a bat
― the royal y'all (cat), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 00:21 (one year ago) link
I did not want to go anywhere near that bat. It was creepy af, especially the way it hissed.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 00:23 (one year ago) link
u lost out bro bats have mad magical properties probably
― the royal y'all (cat), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 00:25 (one year ago) link
I've always thought it would be cool to have vampire powers.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 00:27 (one year ago) link
vamp stylee is perennial for sure. imagine going around with a lil bat dangling from your earlobe, you would be the baddest mfer!
oh shoot i just had a great idea for earrings
― the royal y'all (cat), Wednesday, 15 March 2023 00:32 (one year ago) link
🚨2 of the suspects have been apprehended 🚨
https://i.imgur.com/sW5TN9e.jpg
above: le garçon du fromagebelow: benevolent despot
they frolic with the goats now. shameless beastlings! how dare they look up at me all cute and helpless with their shiny eyes and delicate ears!
― so amazing moments ever. . (cat), Thursday, 16 March 2023 00:36 (one year ago) link
One ran out of my bathroom the other morning. I tracked it down and smashed it with a small bookshelf I had handy
― calstars, Thursday, 16 March 2023 02:16 (one year ago) link
As one does.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 16 March 2023 03:37 (one year ago) link
dang did a mouse like murder your whole family or something
how u smash things with a bookshelf
a bookshelf fell on me one time when i was sleeping, i was quite startled
― so amazing moments ever. . (cat), Thursday, 16 March 2023 03:41 (one year ago) link
cat I just bought two of those green traps on your recommendation, but I haven't had any recent visitors to test them out on
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 16 March 2023 17:00 (one year ago) link
what ya gotta do, see, is rub cheese over your entire house so the neighborhood mice know where the party's at
but seriously, good luck Andy! hopefully you won't get any more visitors but if you do, may they blithely waltz in2 their guest quarters with a minimum of dallying/poop.
― so amazing moments ever. . (cat), Thursday, 16 March 2023 18:04 (one year ago) link
Benevolent Despot doesn't look so benevolent.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 16 March 2023 18:08 (one year ago) link
tim scurry finally had enough of my nonsense babytalk
https://i.imgur.com/mXlFWOS.mp4
― so amazing moments ever. . (cat), Wednesday, 22 March 2023 03:37 (one year ago) link
moose & mousse & mathilde have all 3 gone to live at the cow shed by the creek, where i wish them many happy moons.
but why, one begins to wonder. why try to hold back the mousy tide? i could start a circus. i could start a mouse zoo & charge people admission. when it's cold out why not sleep under a heaving blanket of mice. perhaps this is how stockholm syndrome begins.
― so amazing moments ever. . (cat), Friday, 24 March 2023 01:19 (one year ago) link
oh happy day, i've been blessed with a visitor 🐭 welcome little friend, hope you like peanut butter! 🥜🥜🧈
― carthage marine park (Deflatormouse), Friday, 30 June 2023 20:57 (one year ago) link
they'll piss in your pantry and eat your grape-nuts, get him out of there
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 30 June 2023 21:18 (one year ago) link
do not listen to grasshopper, listen to me
start a mouse farm
swim in mouses
profit
― Marina Punky Chow (cat), Friday, 30 June 2023 21:21 (one year ago) link
i'm housesitting across town for the summer again, leaving mr. cat to his own messy devices, which in short order = more mices
he's caught a half dozen or so since i've been away 😑
― Marina Punky Chow (cat), Friday, 30 June 2023 21:28 (one year ago) link
Lemme come over, I’ll bring my little bookshelf and have a fuckin’ stake out
― calstars, Friday, 30 June 2023 21:33 (one year ago) link
sorry, i can't hear you over the pitter-patter of little feet ♥️♥️♥️
― carthage marine park (Deflatormouse), Friday, 30 June 2023 21:41 (one year ago) link
calstars mousebane, slayer of rodents, wielding their dread bookshelf for the glory of lord orkin!
anyway here's gerald jr. from last week
https://i.imgur.com/TVyPK96.mp4
― Marina Punky Chow (cat), Friday, 30 June 2023 22:14 (one year ago) link
o hai 💗
i always thought if i received a little visitor i'd call him Gerald but i'm liking Amos.
― carthage marine park (Deflatormouse), Friday, 30 June 2023 22:45 (one year ago) link
o dag Amos is a gr8 mouse name
― Marina Punky Chow (cat), Friday, 30 June 2023 22:50 (one year ago) link
yeah, cause Amo(u)s(e) 😍pairs well with my first name too, i didn't even think of that.
― carthage marine park (Deflatormouse), Friday, 30 June 2023 22:52 (one year ago) link
adorable mouse alert!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLDPzQ42kws
― Aileen Invader (cat), Tuesday, 9 January 2024 16:19 (eight months ago) link
<3
― Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 9 January 2024 16:45 (eight months ago) link
in defiance of the warnings of my youth, i have given cookies to mice.
a new brood has appeared so i busted out our wee guesthouses and slathered the far interiors with peanut butter + parmesan, but the very first night we had any takers the weather decided to snow!! intolerable. it's bad enough i'm exiling them from their home; kicking them out to make their way through the freezing streets like fuzzy little matchgirls is too much.
(or, idk, freezing could be a more merciful end than most mice meet? i feel obliged to give them some chance at life. wish i could offer them a haven but there isn't any way afaics? they're sociable, so can't be kept in isolation, but if kept in groups they'll breed themselves to ruin! plus our lease probably says something about not harboring vermin or whatnot)
right so anyway. the temps rise tomorrow and sally & sue are tucked in their adjoining capsule apartments for the night. i'll not have it said on mousebnb that i am an ungracious host, so in addition to the peanut pâté & fromage i have slipped them each wisps of apple and pea-sized chunks of a cookie that expired last year, which they both set to busily nibbling at once.
― nḏm (cat), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 07:56 (six months ago) link
poor pitiful morsels, they're free now. sally leapt forth the moment i lifted the doors but sensible sue preferred to stay put and needed a few minutes of whispered encouragement before darting away (around and behind me, opposite the direction of her companion & my scatter of fancy granola, oh well). if they follow the smell of the goats they should find food and shelter. also i knelt in deer crap.
― nḏm (cat), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 19:11 (six months ago) link
Karmic payback for helping the little monsters
― calstars, Wednesday, 28 February 2024 19:47 (six months ago) link
well maybe i enjoy kneeling in deer crap, did you ever think of that mr. mouse murderer! maybe i did it on purpose! maybe i'm bragging about it and you're just jealous that you don't have any nice mushy deer crap to kneel on!!!!!!!
― nḏm (cat), Wednesday, 28 February 2024 20:00 (six months ago) link