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it does seem like he knew who he was and just didnt care

idk it seems every time something breaks on Twitter there are employees (or ex-employees) stunned at how little Elon seems to know about how Twitter actually runs, I would not be surprised if Elon saw the word "Figma", thought he was being trolled, and now has to double down on it because he's that dumb? sorta like how he got forced into buying Twitter in the first place?

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:12 (three years ago)

idk he def a least found out who the guy was at some point because he was sharing info about him

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:14 (three years ago)

yeah I think he found out after he started talking shit about him, that's kind of how Elon operates

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:18 (three years ago)

elon you huge baby bitch pic.twitter.com/SNjbodeeeb

— metal.txt (@metaltxt) March 7, 2023

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:18 (three years ago)

people are speculating that elon thought figma was some sort of joke the guy was just trolling, its design collaboration software

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FqlgWCfWIAARC90?format=jpg&name=medium

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:20 (three years ago)

who knows tho, regardless elon should be thrown into a pit

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:23 (three years ago)

i don't believe that excuse.

treeship., Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:26 (three years ago)

i dont think its an excuse

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:28 (three years ago)

when all you have is a bofa, everything looks like a ligma

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:30 (three years ago)

people are speculating that elon thought figma was some sort of joke the guy was just trolling

I 100% believe this

frogbs, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:32 (three years ago)

yeah then once he realized the guy was for real he doubled down to save face makes sense

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:34 (three years ago)

his paranoia about getting owned led him to a huge self own

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:35 (three years ago)

many such cases

treeship., Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:37 (three years ago)

sad

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:37 (three years ago)

Elon being one of the single-app dummies explains a lot

I get playing dumb as a bit on twitter but the thing that irritates me is people doing "I don't know what that is" or asking for explanations of what easily-searchable entities are because they refuse to do anything other than scroll and reply

I guess that's an argument for the all-in-one apps, just make it so you can click on any word and the wiki entry pops up. Not that he's going to read that, either

mh, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:37 (three years ago)

playing dumb is also a classic boss domination tactic

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:39 (three years ago)

oh, is it?

mh, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:41 (three years ago)

ignorance is strength

treeship., Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:43 (three years ago)

yeah he's just going to stonewall this guy in litigation, I feel bad for him

― 龜, Tuesday, March 7, 2023 12:01 PM (forty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is true.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:48 (three years ago)

i had a tweet about the fact that twitter is still paging me do numbers over the weekend. lots of replies, as terrible as ever, but i also didn't see any ads.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 17:49 (three years ago)

i had to mute that conversation everyone was faving your cute reply to me, an innocent man

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 18:03 (three years ago)

yeah that was rough sorry

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 18:08 (three years ago)

if twitter could monetize people explaining each other's jokes in the comments they would have a winner

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 18:09 (three years ago)

Halli is such a contrast to Elon Musk and the entire Silicon Valley model.

When he sold his company to Twitter, he took the payment as wages so he’d pay much more tax to give back to Iceland’s social system. Meanwhile, Musk fights higher taxes while taking billions in subsidies. https://t.co/zpHa6uA3Pb pic.twitter.com/dlVPYYkdZE

— Paris Marx (@parismarx) March 7, 2023

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 18:51 (three years ago)

whooerps

wow. the guy, Halli, that Elon Musk has been mocking is not only a class act, but was literally on a list of "do not fire" VIPs because of how expensive his exit package was (likely because, if what Halli's other tweets say are true, Twitter acquired his company for a good price) https://t.co/H1skqNyiHI

— Dan Seljak (@anotherglassbox) March 7, 2023

z_tbd, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 19:55 (three years ago)

he's not getting a penny.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 20:21 (three years ago)

lag∞n are you metal.txt?

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 20:24 (three years ago)

no but im metal af haha

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 20:31 (three years ago)

i never tweet out of character from my bot accounts i consider it a violation of the bot code

lag∞n, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 20:32 (three years ago)

he's not getting a penny.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 bookmarkflaglink

He'll be ok, he has a wife and children who like him.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 20:39 (three years ago)

obThread, this guy sucks so bad

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 21:04 (three years ago)

Elon Musk is such a deeply terrible person even as a kid when another kid hospitalized him, his dad was like fair enough the kid almost killing my son had a point pic.twitter.com/6CZR6ecaRl

— Wild Geerters (@steinkobbe) March 7, 2023

papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 23:14 (three years ago)

Another very Trumpy thing about him, an absolute spoiled bully since childhood.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 23:23 (three years ago)

BBC has a little profile on the Icelandic dude... he actually does kind of need the money, or is going to need it at some point:

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-64871183

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 7 March 2023 23:36 (three years ago)

I would like to apologize to Halli for my misunderstanding of his situation. It was based on things I was told that were untrue or, in some cases, true, but not meaningful.

He is considering remaining at Twitter.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 7, 2023

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:18 (three years ago)

POV: you just got a call from your lawyer.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:18 (three years ago)

betting now all of the tweet responses are variants of:

"see? Elon can admit when he's wrong, because that's the kind of quality man he is"

OR

"Weak. you didn't owe him an apology CANCEL CULTURE amirite"

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:20 (three years ago)

lmao

That messed up, why would those people lie to you

— Dan Nguyen (@dancow) March 7, 2023

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:22 (three years ago)

"based on things I was told that were untrue"

that very sentence is untrue

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:35 (three years ago)

it was the pizza deliveryman

he passed on a false rumor and i only regret that i believed him

z_tbd, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:37 (three years ago)

Fuck this guy forever. Obviously nothing he does isn't gross but secretly firing and publicly mocking someone with muscular dystrophy is ghoulish even by those low standards

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:43 (three years ago)

if you read musk's tweets in the voice of a 13 year old who is being forced to apologize they're way better.

betting now all of the tweet responses are variants of:

"see? Elon can admit when he's wrong, because that's the kind of quality man he is"

OR

"Weak. you didn't owe him an apology CANCEL CULTURE amirite"

― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Tuesday, March 7, 2023 4:20 PM

i'm cynical enough to believe that his public responses are a show and his actual response is to establish more bot accounts to post this exact sort of response.

.austinuos, plug forth. (Austin), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 00:45 (three years ago)

I think experience informs us that you cannot in fact be too cynical about this guy.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:06 (three years ago)

I think when his Twitter bullying of a guy with muscular dystrophy started to get reported on cnn and bbc etc is about when that half baked apology got written

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 02:06 (three years ago)

It's kind of astounding re: the subject of this thraed how quickly I've zipped from 'you are a person whose name and face I recognize and that's about it' to 'how soon can u do us all a favor and stop being alive'

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 02:11 (three years ago)

he's not getting a penny.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 7 March 2023 bookmarkflaglink

*6 hours later* he might be?

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 08:51 (three years ago)

god he embarrassed himself so thoroughly yesterday that nobody noticed he also spent a good part of the day retweeting Tucker Carlson's idiotic Jan 6 story

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 14:50 (three years ago)

Hard Drive remains on his case, previously seen ratioing him repeatedly

well you're the expert on SNL's bad days pic.twitter.com/Ysb5oJsRBK

— Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag) May 30, 2022



reversing your charitable decision? for shame, Mr Musk https://t.co/lLnHSICJx9

— Hard Drive (@HardDriveMag) March 8, 2023

giant bat fucker (gyac), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 15:00 (three years ago)

i think all this shows is that musk is maybe a little serious about trying to win advertisers back to twitter - publicly attacking a guy with muscular dystrophy who by all accounts sounds like he could play All Around Nice Guy in the next pixar movie is not going to assuage advertisers concerns with the platform.

i don't think the threat of litigation over his contract was the deterrent here, there's already hundreds of millions in comp that he's not paying to the former twitter c-suite iirc, among others.

, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 15:07 (three years ago)

yeah agree it was prob more of a pr issue, it was getting coverage on tv, thats not great lol

lag∞n, Wednesday, 8 March 2023 15:09 (three years ago)


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