Elon Musk

"honestly close to crying, this is heartbreaking" lmaoooooooooooooooo what a dork

sucks to get dumped (by car company)

if I won many millions of dollars, I wouldn't retire, I'd just locate the companies with the most Elon-esque CEOs, con people into hiring me for key roles, and deliberately sabotage major projects and violate NDAs and share secrets with competitors .

i hope he'll be ok

honda might be looking for a sycophantic rich asshole, could try emailing or following them for a while and see if it works out

nevertheless

ARK's first "GitHub" model published in 2019 had over 5 million Tesla robotaxis on the road doing 585 billion miles, this year (2023). The actual number will be zero. pic.twitter.com/qM7YuYUZjF

— Keubiko🇺🇦 (@Keubiko) March 6, 2023

lets see what he's responding to as his website continues to misfire

Super concerning

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 6, 2023

good lord

its true you can be a total moron and still have like 10 kids

lol this made me look up his IQ, which is not known but has been "estimated" at 150-155

(i.e. this is what *he* says it is i suspect) (lying as usual)

(IQ is a garbage measure in any case but also haha no way)

yeah i estimate my iq to be *turns to assistant* whats the highest number

I'm also super concerned about a 23-year-old study that reveals nerds don't get laid in high school

if you kill elon you become the new elon

Elon Musk now has bodyguards flank him everywhere inside Twitter HQ — including accompanying him to the bathroom. He is reportedly paranoid that someone in the company may go rogue & stage a coup. https://t.co/BdTQvvJmqg

— William LeGate (@williamlegate) March 6, 2023

I certainly believe that Elton is Super concerned that there may be demographics of children not having enough sex

How many jars of his own piss are presently taking the place of all the staff he fired

In the words of Nigel Tufnel, "What are the hours?"

has he endorsed phrenology yet? seems like his kind of thing

he'll need to have some head sculpting

what a pos

there’s no reason to treat someone like this

just an absolutely horrible person pic.twitter.com/kFiH5G2VUJ

— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) March 7, 2023

idk if that guy was for real but still

monstrous

that might be the most unprofessional thing I've ever seen, fuck this asshole

i would imagine he could get sued for publicly humiliating an employee who was just trying to figure out if he was fired or not after the company failed to communicate with him

he also doesn't understand the point of office space. having to constantly justify your existence to heartless bureacrats is what drives people to despair at initech. the audience is meant to laugh -- bitterly -- at management's lack of humanity, not the employee's lack of relevance.

can't imagine how horrible this guy must be in private if he's willing to do that in public

idk if that guy was for real but still

― lag∞n, Monday, March 6, 2023 9:37 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Obv can't vouch for the specific details of his job, but he did work there:

https://www.icelandreview.com/news/halli-laid-off-from-twitter/

Also suffers from muscular dystrophy.

Mr Thorleifsson is worried that Mr Musk will not honour the contract he signed with Twitter when he sold them his company.

"This is extremely stressful. This is my retirement fund, a way to take care of myself and my family as my disease progresses. Having the richest man in the world on the other end of this, potentially refusing to stand by contracts is not easy for me to accept," he said.

https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-64871183

He seems like a real dude, and also a real dude

https://www.euronews.com/2023/02/06/access-all-areas-meet-the-man-building-a-thousand-wheelchair-ramps-in-iceland

Jesus Christ what a fucking asshole

The reality is that this guy (who is independently wealthy) did no actual work, claimed as his excuse that he had a disability that prevented him from typing, yet was simultaneously tweeting up a storm.

Can’t say I have a lot of respect for that.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 7, 2023

Yesterday I read somewhere that Twitter hasn’t paid their AWS bill in months and Amazon is negotiating with Twitter for points on Twitter ad sales.

I’d make a joke about selling the office furniture but he did that.

What ads? I haven’t seen an ad in weeks.

The replies from Elon simps cheering on that guy's firing is incredibly depressing.

yeah

Jesus Christ what a fucking asshole

🐦[The reality is that this guy (who is independently wealthy) did no actual work, claimed as his excuse that he had a disability that prevented him from typing, yet was simultaneously tweeting up a storm.

Can’t say I have a lot of respect for that.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 7, 2023🕸]🐦

Don’t know how it works internationally but on top of all the other despicable shit that seems like a HIPAA/medical privacy violation to tweet about his requested disability accommodation

he def broke some laws but he doesnt care hes rich

The replies from Elon simps cheering on that guy's firing is incredibly depressing

It is but I assume someone with money and a mind like Musk is paying a giant street team (while still getting many always-online supporters gratis).

But even if he wasn't we should say that he is.

genuinely curious how many people remaining at Twitter are actively looking for other jobs right now

there was a recent article that said it was most of them

i get it, it's like looking at a car crash but I don't know why anyone would read Elon's reply guys.

maybe 1 or 2 but then you just move on w/ your day

Unless you had mastered the ability to send aneurysms through the screen maybe

What ads? I haven’t seen an ad in weeks.

I haven’t seen a tweet with more than two replies that doesn’t also have ads in the replies for weeks.

Musk's description of that guy is a completely accurate description of Musk himself

What ads? I haven’t seen an ad in weeks.

I'm getting a lot of Epoch Times ads atm

lol

i got an ad for the san diego zoo and it was the only ad I have not immediately blocked in months.

i have a long term experiment going where i block all ads except for junk food and booze to see if they will just serve me those, conclusion: no

The replies from Elon simps cheering on that guy's firing is incredibly depressing.

like racist reply guys on a Sadiq Khan thread I use these chuds to up my list of blockees, at least until I master that aneurysm-via-tweet thing gyac mentioned above

I definitely wish that Twitter sent them a message when you block em, like "Stevie blocked you because you're a worthless danger"