to what extent does your life revolve around alcohol?

I was walking back to my car once after seeing Slayer at the Jaguars stadium and I was kinda in the road cos there was no actual sidewalk and one of the cops yelled at me "are u nuts being in the street, just about everyone driving is drunker than hell" and I yelled back "then I'm no safer on the sidewalk either" and kept going

Died and hour later, RIP me

angel of death!

ME (getting ready for dinner out this weekend with friends): "I'm going to try not to drink a cocktail before dinner."
WIFE (laughing): "I'm going to try TO drink a cocktail before dinner."