50-PERCENT CAPACITY IN PHOENIX: THE NHL 2022-2023 SEASON THREAD (INC AVALANCHE HANGOVER & SALARY CAP SHENANIGANS. HOCKEY IS THE BEST)

and he's almost 28, hasn't played a game for them yet...glad the canucks aren't paying that contract (instead they're paying a bunch of other terrible ones)

Am not surprised, I think Lou doesn’t make that trade without knowing the extension is happening. Isles have needed a pure goal scorer since Tavares left, hopefully this is it. Is it too much? Maybe, but I don’t think he goes anywhere else for much cheaper.

great quote:

https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/islanders-lamoriello-after-signing-horvat-its-too-long-and-its-too-much-money/

appreciating the top five

Since October, The Athletic has been counting down the top 100 NHL players of the post-expansion era.

No. 1 was never in doubt.

This is the #NHL99 ⤵️ pic.twitter.com/UNFrDhVVKl

— The Athletic (@TheAthletic) February 10, 2023

Props for putting Mike Bossy that high. If his career wasn't cut short, he had a very strong chance to be the all-time leader in goals.

McDavid needs a ring but could join that top 5 by the time his career is over.

Lots of points to quibble with but

No rocket Richard?

— Torrid Fergi (@FergiTorrid) February 10, 2023

Also I know I'm the resident Wings partisan but Yzerman behind Sakic on what fucking planet

no rocket because it's only since expansion

can't really speak to yzerman vs sakic but i am comfortable with lidstrom as the second-greatest defenseman

xp ah that makes sense then, thx

also who goes 'no rocket' before 'no gordie'

I realized the error of my ways quickly but no one had responded about him :(

<3

maybe Thornton put up solid numbers but I never thought he was truly one of the greats. and i used to watch lots of Sharks games when living in sf. i think Forsberg was better than Sakic, too

happy 50th to enigmatic russian alexei kovalev. he was filthy

not as filthy as mcdavid tho

Just another day at the office for Connor McDavid (@cmcdavid97). 💼 pic.twitter.com/NDuMsFlOoW

— NHL (@NHL) February 24, 2023

It’s a shame the kings’ goalies are such horseshit

kopitar is really a low-key all-time player

i mean i'm happy for dustin brown i guess, but kopitar's statue had better be twice as large

wild 2 me ryan miller is #1 on us goalie wins list considering how unremarkable most of his teams were

just learned there's a doom metal band called MALARCHUK

they are of course from buffalo

🚨 LINUS ULLMARK 🚨

WE HAVE A GOALIE GOAL. 🤯 pic.twitter.com/ym7OLU0jlU

— NHL (@NHL) February 26, 2023

Nice to catch this live after flipping on the last few minutes of the Canucks game

awesome

except that it made jack edwards happy because fuck that guy

bruins outshot 57-19 tonight, won 4-3 in OT

also sounds like the jonathan quick era is over in los angeles

All hail the Pheonix Copley era

Copley era will be annoyingly brief. Their goalie situation is so very forgettable right now

I keep tabs on all the Michigan Tech alums in the league, it's cool to see him doing well for a bit (along with Matt Roy)

Been thinking about it a bit and although I don't know very much about cap management in today's NHL, I am happy the Wings re-signed Dylan Larkin and ambivalent about their follow-on trades. Larkin is local and I think there is something worthwhile in having a hometown hero.

Also I will hate Seattle sports teams forever

folks, ron hextall is a bad gm

lol at all these clubs acquiring defensemen from anaheim, one of the worst defensive teams of all time

feel like a lot of the last minute trades are barely going to move the needle for each team

I don’t know if Toronto adding like 5 people to a team that was already going to the playoffs is great for chemistry though? I know they are desperate to win a playoff series for once

actually feel bad for toronto

they can trade for whomever they want but they're basically locked into facing tampa in the first round, and if vasilevskiy chooses to be godlike, it won't matter

and if they survive that, then boston. and then carolina or new jersey. the east is a killing field

bruins 33-0-3 when scoring first

third period: bruins 91 GF, 40 GA

uh tampa has four shots on goal through two periods in carolina

and they were all in the first

Rangers and bolts have been pretty bad lately, almost bad enough that you start to think the East wild card race may get even more crowded.

Maybe this is the year the Leafs finally win a series (before getting steamrolled by the Bruins)

penguins fell behind columbus 4-0, at home, before rallying to win 5-4 in OT

if this is a test, i am going to fail it

isles have looked very trotzian since barzal went down, and it’s been working for them again.

Stars with ten goals tonight!

Isles-Pens rivalry has been very good the past couple year.

144 penalty minutes in the Tampa-Vegas game too. So many game misconducts.

mo seider first career SHG today, and it was a v. nice one

<3 Seider

<3 <3 <3 flower

MAF was mic’d up last night 😂

pic.twitter.com/Yf9GGrOCUw

— Nick Maraldo (@nickmaraldo) March 16, 2023

...WHAT?! 🤯#LetsGoBuffalo pic.twitter.com/F3fzZ8hMHh

— Buffalo Sabres (@BuffaloSabres) April 1, 2023

banks are open

Still trying to process this Rickard Rakell goal. 😱 pic.twitter.com/VU2jfC9YuG

— Sportsnet (@Sportsnet) April 2, 2023

No games scheduled for tonight, all 32 teams play tomorrow. Good luck to The Hockey Guy.

how could the penguins lose that one

Feels like goaltending has been suspect for the pens all year. I think jarry needs a change of scenery.

The worst regular season loss in Penguins franchise history, and it is not even really close. https://t.co/ruIPnJEdEf | @Pensburgh

— Adam Gretz (@AGretz) April 12, 2023

The 2023 NHL playoffs will be the first playoff without the Philadelphia Flyers, Pittsburgh Penguins, or Washington Capitals in NHL history (not parody)

— evil gritty (@DrEvilGritty) April 13, 2023

Since '67 I suppose.