Oh but back to Jones for a sec
And nothing can stop itIt seamsIt’s like gravityA black hole (hole emoji)
^ primo fake Metallica lyrics
(hole emoji)
― forbidden fruit salad (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 February 2023 16:19 (one year ago) link
I wouldn't expect one of the main job roles of a personal trainer to be "guy who brings me vodka on demand at 9am" but here we are
― mh, Thursday, 2 February 2023 16:41 (one year ago) link
it's really, really tough to read through that page. i only got about a 1/3 of the way down. what a complete scumbag, and every single person who is involved with him.
on a much less important note his texting style is so annoying
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 February 2023 16:44 (one year ago) link
hay
their so wrong about this
media hippocrits
wrong about everything so soick of it
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 February 2023 16:45 (one year ago) link
it seams
― forbidden fruit salad (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 2 February 2023 16:53 (one year ago) link
there ought to be a circle of hell reserved for people who break up a single sentence into four separate texts
― frogbs, Thursday, 2 February 2023 16:58 (one year ago) link
You hate is
― INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:12 (one year ago) link
this is just to say
a sucky
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:20 (one year ago) link
I glanced at this, but I can't even hateread this guy. Fuck him forever.
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 2 February 2023 17:26 (one year ago) link
It gives the impression his world could not be more miserable than it already is. But I entirely support the world at large doing its very best to see if it's not somehow possible.
― his cartoon heart expands, then he relaxes by smoking crack (stevie), Friday, 3 February 2023 09:03 (one year ago) link
^Well said.
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 3 February 2023 12:25 (one year ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/19/alex-jones-money-concealment-sandy-hook-families-award
― groovypanda, Monday, 20 March 2023 08:57 (one year ago) link
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qc6xzgctorfsm35w6i3vdebx/bafkreieyu4xecyq5pn4dyqhohnli4kkivsgwszivyzzmzriqjyml4poj2e@jpeg
― Is he an evil man who makes chocolate or is the chocolate itself evil? (stevie), Wednesday, 13 March 2024 23:26 (two months ago) link
Yowza
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 13 March 2024 23:39 (two months ago) link
If eating your leftist ass is wrong, I don't want to be right.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 13 March 2024 23:45 (two months ago) link
How does it taste, Alex?
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 13 March 2024 23:47 (two months ago) link
Like corn on the cob
― cozen itt (wins), Wednesday, 13 March 2024 23:48 (two months ago) link
That picture is like twenty years old as well, he's greyer than a Bergman film now
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:00 (two months ago) link
He looks younger because of all the supplements.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:00 (two months ago) link
biting Chuck Tingle's style there
― I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:01 (two months ago) link
or maybe the ball tanning?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:04 (two months ago) link
Has he paid off any of these lawsuits?
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:06 (two months ago) link
working on it
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:07 (two months ago) link
Eating ass doesn’t pay well TBH
― from a prominent family of bassoon players (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:08 (two months ago) link
I guess that DEPENDS on whose ass you're eating
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 14 March 2024 00:10 (two months ago) link
oh well looky who decided to start drinking flouridated water
― frogbs, Thursday, 14 March 2024 03:13 (two months ago) link
Has anyone started printing "I will toss your leftist salad" tshirts yet?
― BrianB, Saturday, 16 March 2024 02:47 (two months ago) link
hahaha crybaby
Alex Jones BREAKS INTO TEARS after being forced to sell his ranch to pay legal bills pic.twitter.com/s8fhgUToG9— Right Wing Cope (@RightWingCope) June 2, 2024
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 5 June 2024 00:20 (five days ago) link
❤️
― Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 5 June 2024 00:32 (five days ago) link
I wanna see that clown wearing a barrel and begging with a tin cup
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 5 June 2024 00:35 (five days ago) link
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYjcwOTV5OHV2cXQzamhrOHZoMDN3NWd1aDAxZmVlcTlyNjc0Nmd4MyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3oz8xBwn8AU6Bp1hKM/giphy.gif
― Great-Tasting Burger Perceptions (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 June 2024 03:55 (five days ago) link