The 2006 American Midterm Election Day Thread

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ABANDON 'PRINCIPLES' NOW, you drydrunk!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

*blink blink* Jealous?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

He actually looks kind of.... scared.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.lbeh.org/moh/whitehouse/whitehouse5.jpg
the HEED

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

all the needs to happen now, is Bush to peel back his skin to unveil lizard features ala V

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

haha what a question

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

pelosi be calling u names haha

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

"Hey Pelosi thinks you're an asshole! Your response?"

"Uh, campaigns and governing are different things..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, my country, my country. Won't someone stop this mad parade?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

I bet he's really wishin Daddy would bail him out right about now

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

"hey, didn't you hear the unfortunate shit we said about her?"

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

this is a close election

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm gonna start visiting her...with the idea of comin' together. Look, this is a close election."

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

"It was a thumping!"

WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

his face was phenomenal! he looked like he was passing a kidney stone.

― rems (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, your first RODEO?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

I bet he's praying god will bail him out right about now.
x-posts

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

Bush is now officially funnier than Borat.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

Not his first Rodeo with Pelosi, fnarr

also CNN website has finally called MT for the flathead.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

"Not my first rodeo, just my first trampling underhoof"

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

Did he mention a rodeo???
x-posts oh he did say that.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

?!?!?!

"Don't f*ck with me, fellas. This ain't my first time at the rodeo!"

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

nyt joek haha

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, NY Times joke!

"Thumping?"
"Thumping."
"Polite way..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

That response may actually be the first time I've ever seen the likeable Bush!

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

The cumulative effect is a thumping

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm still going to try to speak plainly..."

AND FAIL.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

"thumpin'!"

http://www.8thstreet.com/images/Emenence_CB15.jpg

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

"Mmm. Um, you know I really haven't...I'm gonna keep speakin' plainly."

oh PLEASE do.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

who's the new Judiciary head? they better be doing MAJOR reconsidering to impeach. He's encouraging it.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

"I should not try punDITry."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

Ah yes, the economy. Of course.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

In a surprise move, Bush reminds the press that he knows what happens after blowout midterm elections.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm not one to base my principles on, ya know, short-term popularity."

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

"I understand people are frustrated -- I am too!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

He understands the heart of the people.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

I'm a major funny asshole to the NY Times

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

"Ya think I'm NUTS?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

TONY SNOW HAR HARS STAGE RIGHT

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

'DO you think I'm nuts?' 'Have I lost my sensibilities..., gregory?'

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

Blue-skying now.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes, Tony Snow let the prez snort a line. I've never heard such a splenetically delivered speech.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, where's the big hook to yank him away?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

HERE WE GO WITH THE GIVE'EM HARRY AND IKE REFS.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

Wants the dems to help institutionalise the ability for prezs in future to wage wars like this!!!

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

hahahah "punditry"

motherfucker had to shift like two gears to pronouce it

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

this one is a classic for the ages

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

So is this even worse than Nixon's resignation speech?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

Has Bush always spoken this way? His cadence is a bit odd. The last word of each sentence gets heavy emphasis and then a pause. "Donald Rumsfeld has done a great JOB.... He is a true PATRIOT..."

Is that coached?

― Super Cub (Debito), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

Did Nixon stutter like he was on speed?

"LAME DUCK!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

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