Steven Peter Devereux Smith is only the fifth most disgraced ex-Australian captain now.
Michael Clarke and Today Show host Karl Stefanovic have squared off in a wild fracas in a public park, in which Clarke was slapped across the face by his girlfriend and accused of cheating. Watch: https://t.co/gHWzqXoUeX #TheAdvertiser pic.twitter.com/D7ew4anPq8— The Advertiser (@theTiser) January 19, 2023
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 January 2023 11:08 (one year ago) link
pouring one out
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― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Thursday, 19 January 2023 11:13 (one year ago) link
And to think that's when M. Clarke was 'classy'.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 19 January 2023 11:16 (one year ago) link
Cumdog would never
― imago, Thursday, 19 January 2023 11:48 (one year ago) link
Ponting isn't disgraced at all is he? Gonna check reviews of his wines
― imago, Thursday, 19 January 2023 11:49 (one year ago) link
https://www.ozwinereview.com/2020/08/ponting-wines-first-taste-of-ricky-pontings-new-release-wines.html
quite complimentary. the man can hold his head up
― imago, Thursday, 19 January 2023 11:53 (one year ago) link
lol bazball
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 February 2023 10:00 (one year ago) link
how's the India tour going pal
― imago, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 10:07 (one year ago) link
Great half-century from Peter Handscomb in Delhi.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 28 February 2023 10:15 (one year ago) link
inarguable
― imago, Tuesday, 28 February 2023 10:30 (one year ago) link
the Bazballers have become the Bazballees
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Tuesday, 28 February 2023 10:56 (one year ago) link
gotta say, even if pato's lot are the beneficiaries, seeing india's anti-cricket pitch preparation tactics backfire this hilariously is very gratifying
― imago, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 09:25 (one year ago) link
Matthew Kuhnemann, your time is now!
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 09:29 (one year ago) link
Kuhnemannia is real
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 10:26 (one year ago) link
turning into a bit of a thriller this
― imago, Thursday, 2 March 2023 10:05 (one year ago) link
Well if the Windies didn't lose two wickets at the start, then sure
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 2 March 2023 11:10 (one year ago) link
anyway replay that Steven Peter Devereux Smith catch please
a pair for Temba, he doesn't seem to have much luck does he
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Thursday, 2 March 2023 11:17 (one year ago) link
well australia can't fail to chase this
― imago, Thursday, 2 March 2023 11:25 (one year ago) link
very funny
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 2 March 2023 11:31 (one year ago) link
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 2 March 2023 11:10 (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
you thought they'd get within 100 of that target?
― imago, Thursday, 2 March 2023 11:47 (one year ago) link
travball travball travball
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Friday, 3 March 2023 07:52 (one year ago) link
west indies DID get within 100. clean sweep for pato this week
― imago, Friday, 3 March 2023 08:59 (one year ago) link
xp his head is where it needs to be... scoring runs
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Friday, 3 March 2023 11:20 (one year ago) link
Incredible end to NZ/Sri Lanka.
― toby, Monday, 13 March 2023 06:43 (one year ago) link
Was very happy about Justin Langer no longer coaching until he became an Official ICC Event Television Commentator.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 10 June 2023 10:08 (eleven months ago) link
he's fuckin unbearable eh
― imago, Saturday, 10 June 2023 10:09 (eleven months ago) link
IF I HAD A SON A STRONG BRAVE AUSTRALIAN SON I'D TEACH THEM MARTIAL ARTS ofc I had 4 girls and that's different ofc everyone knows girls can't learn martial arts BUT I'VE BEEN BLESSED A HUNDRED TIMES OVER TO HAVE FOUR GIRLS I didn't keep trying to have a son oh no gosh no
― imago, Saturday, 10 June 2023 10:11 (eleven months ago) link
I went to Day 2 btw, nice day's cricket it was too, Aussies didn't need to put any more foot on the throat so they contented themselves with maintaining a thoroughly winning position. There was a fantastic moment with Boland at the end being chucked about 30 garments to sign and getting through about, ooh, 12 of them?
― imago, Saturday, 10 June 2023 10:13 (eleven months ago) link
Mexican waves need to be punishable with maiming tho
― imago, Saturday, 10 June 2023 10:14 (eleven months ago) link
I hope you enjoyed your day out, courtesy of ICC Global Partner Aramco.
Scotty Boland continues to be the best Top Bloke for a very long time.
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 10 June 2023 10:18 (eleven months ago) link
He'll sit out the whole Ashes if he has to! (I'd pick him instead of Starc tbh)
― imago, Saturday, 10 June 2023 10:25 (eleven months ago) link
and so it hath proven
― imago, Friday, 16 June 2023 09:33 (eleven months ago) link
England are far too cocky at the moment, I'm switching my allegiance to Aus.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Friday, 16 June 2023 09:45 (eleven months ago) link
declaring on day 1 it's like they read tom's comment and decided to raise the bar
― oscar bravo, Friday, 16 June 2023 20:36 (eleven months ago) link
on a flat pitch with a v uncertain spin bowling option and stokes carrying a niggle it seems foolhardy tbh, but i guess we will see today.
― Fizzles, Saturday, 17 June 2023 09:10 (eleven months ago) link
pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse, after all
― imago, Saturday, 17 June 2023 09:53 (eleven months ago) link
For those wanting a taste of Bazball Done Well btw, check out the women's Ashes warmup scorecards. Aussie reign of terror helpless in its face. Alternatively, it is just a warmup
― imago, Saturday, 17 June 2023 09:56 (eleven months ago) link
i guess we will see today.
Indeed.
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 June 2023 10:37 (eleven months ago) link
more like Bagofshiteball
― two grills one tap (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 June 2023 17:19 (eleven months ago) link
Bullshit aside, this is a brilliant test match.
― Stars of the Lidl (Chinaski), Monday, 19 June 2023 15:36 (eleven months ago) link
bloody entertaining Test match but even more excited for this tbh
It's one thing to have a drama series on Shane Warne. It's totally another thing, when Ch9 is bringing a show on the feud between Ian Chappell and Ian Botham.In the preview, Ian Chappell called Botham a liar.#Ashes pic.twitter.com/MMQfxCO32j— Vijay A (@VAAChandran) June 19, 2023
― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 20 June 2023 11:23 (eleven months ago) link
Cricket lovely cricketIt's the game with stumps and bails and wicketsIn Birmingham on the fifth day the elementsThreaten to curtail the packed Ashes crowd's enjoymentEngland prospered with their aggressive approach called BazballBut sometimes they give away their wickets for practically nothing at all
<saxophone solo>
― Toploader on the road, unite and take over (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 20 June 2023 13:17 (eleven months ago) link
none of you deserve this
― imago, Tuesday, 20 June 2023 17:17 (eleven months ago) link
okay except Chinaski
happy for Pato and Australia if they finish this. absolutely no desire to hear any whinging English casuals 'oooh Bazball is shite mate' fuck off, you hate cricket
― imago, Tuesday, 20 June 2023 18:14 (eleven months ago) link
I can't take another six weeks of this
― Stars of the Lidl (Chinaski), Tuesday, 20 June 2023 18:18 (eleven months ago) link
Bazbollocks
― Renaissance of the Celtic Trumpet (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 June 2023 18:21 (eleven months ago) link
... will be a headline in the Daily Star tomorrow.
great test match. be v interesting to see how england respond. they’ve had so many great results over the last 14 or so tests, because they’ve been able to put their foot down on the accelerator, to give themselves runs and time to beat teams in the second innings. stokes and others were v capable of building an innings but they were also capable of accruing runs incredibly quickly. they bat deep, are an experienced team, and they’ve got great, disciplined bowlers capable of taking wickets in all conditions. mccullum himself i believe has banned use of “bazball” in the dressing room. here they had several weak points in the team. spin, and recent injuries to anderson and stokes. bairstow, if you like. that extremely high pressure approach is more fragile to that sort of raggedness at the edges. also, some things never change, you gotta take your chances.
― Fizzles, Tuesday, 20 June 2023 18:40 (eleven months ago) link