Cricket

Unfortunately, the Afghanistan women's team could not be reached for comment.

Cricket! The only hope for the country.
Keep politics out of it. @CricketAus @BBL @ACBofficials ♥️ 🇦🇫 ♥️ pic.twitter.com/ZPpvOBetPJ

— Rashid Khan (@rashidkhan_19) January 12, 2023

Wisden Online posting a'BUT the Afghanistan mens players are not bad guys!!' take makes me think that we've really not evolved much since South African rebel tours.

Steven Peter Devereux Smith is only the fifth most disgraced ex-Australian captain now.

Michael Clarke and Today Show host Karl Stefanovic have squared off in a wild fracas in a public park, in which Clarke was slapped across the face by his girlfriend and accused of cheating. Watch: https://t.co/gHWzqXoUeX #TheAdvertiser pic.twitter.com/D7ew4anPq8

— The Advertiser (@theTiser) January 19, 2023

pouring one out

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4a/22/12/4a221201b64c42f75b486552ecf4ae5c.jpg

And to think that's when M. Clarke was 'classy'.

Cumdog would never

Ponting isn't disgraced at all is he? Gonna check reviews of his wines

https://www.ozwinereview.com/2020/08/ponting-wines-first-taste-of-ricky-pontings-new-release-wines.html

quite complimentary. the man can hold his head up

lol bazball

how's the India tour going pal

Great half-century from Peter Handscomb in Delhi.

inarguable

the Bazballers have become the Bazballees

gotta say, even if pato's lot are the beneficiaries, seeing india's anti-cricket pitch preparation tactics backfire this hilariously is very gratifying

Matthew Kuhnemann, your time is now!

Kuhnemannia is real

turning into a bit of a thriller this

Well if the Windies didn't lose two wickets at the start, then sure

anyway replay that Steven Peter Devereux Smith catch please

a pair for Temba, he doesn't seem to have much luck does he

well australia can't fail to chase this

very funny

Well if the Windies didn't lose two wickets at the start, then sure

― cocaine bear say hi to me (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 2 March 2023 11:10 (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

you thought they'd get within 100 of that target?

travball travball travball

west indies DID get within 100. clean sweep for pato this week

xp his head is where it needs to be... scoring runs

Incredible end to NZ/Sri Lanka.

Was very happy about Justin Langer no longer coaching until he became an Official ICC Event Television Commentator.

he's fuckin unbearable eh

IF I HAD A SON A STRONG BRAVE AUSTRALIAN SON I'D TEACH THEM MARTIAL ARTS ofc I had 4 girls and that's different ofc everyone knows girls can't learn martial arts BUT I'VE BEEN BLESSED A HUNDRED TIMES OVER TO HAVE FOUR GIRLS I didn't keep trying to have a son oh no gosh no

I went to Day 2 btw, nice day's cricket it was too, Aussies didn't need to put any more foot on the throat so they contented themselves with maintaining a thoroughly winning position. There was a fantastic moment with Boland at the end being chucked about 30 garments to sign and getting through about, ooh, 12 of them?

Mexican waves need to be punishable with maiming tho

I hope you enjoyed your day out, courtesy of ICC Global Partner Aramco.

Scotty Boland continues to be the best Top Bloke for a very long time.

He'll sit out the whole Ashes if he has to! (I'd pick him instead of Starc tbh)

and so it hath proven

England are far too cocky at the moment, I'm switching my allegiance to Aus.

declaring on day 1 it's like they read tom's comment and decided to raise the bar

on a flat pitch with a v uncertain spin bowling option and stokes carrying a niggle it seems foolhardy tbh, but i guess we will see today.

pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse, after all

For those wanting a taste of Bazball Done Well btw, check out the women's Ashes warmup scorecards. Aussie reign of terror helpless in its face. Alternatively, it is just a warmup

i guess we will see today.

Indeed.

more like Bagofshiteball

Bullshit aside, this is a brilliant test match.

bloody entertaining Test match but even more excited for this tbh

It's one thing to have a drama series on Shane Warne.

It's totally another thing, when Ch9 is bringing a show on the feud between Ian Chappell and Ian Botham.

In the preview, Ian Chappell called Botham a liar.#Ashes pic.twitter.com/MMQfxCO32j

— Vijay A (@VAAChandran) June 19, 2023

Cricket lovely cricket
It's the game with stumps and bails and wickets
In Birmingham on the fifth day the elements
Threaten to curtail the packed Ashes crowd's enjoyment
England prospered with their aggressive approach called Bazball
But sometimes they give away their wickets for practically nothing at all

<saxophone solo>

none of you deserve this

okay except Chinaski

happy for Pato and Australia if they finish this. absolutely no desire to hear any whinging English casuals 'oooh Bazball is shite mate' fuck off, you hate cricket

I can't take another six weeks of this

Bazbollocks